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umaru making a /cum/ thread edition

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im gonna kill you "dane"

Who gave you the right to make a /cum/ thread, you stupid shit

>peel a banana
>it has a giant dark spot on it

FUCKING DARKIES

>open Sup Forums
>one of the first post i see as a brit posting a link to anal orgasms
Thoughts on this thread

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come kc

feel like asserting my dominance over a woman right now

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not like that

Do you have some other fruit? Usually I take over ripened bananas and blend them with peaches and strawberries for a tasty drink.

A cute kitty kat like me needs milk ya know ;3

Stop stealing from /lat/

tfw no scandi (NOT DANISH) gf

うまるちゃん可愛い

Huh dumb fist of flames went to /lat/

Slow

duterte killed /asean/

>i haven't studied any japanese today

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What industry doesn't have a "retarded sjws and trannies blow things out of proportion and ruin progress" problem?

do you think foreigners know how funny americans find the stupid americans meme?

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>that bitch

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cute lol

Tryna take a painful dump yall

no because americans laugh and ridicule at foreign names (and everything else non american) just as much

Wish I was an anime loli

What is an Umaru and why do Italians want to have sex with it?

It's an anniemay girl.

I'm the best person in /cum/

sup guys?

>Wish I was an anime loli

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>american rapers

Raping in the afterlife

What did russia mean by this?

Boy I sure wish all this homosexuality would stop in this here thread.

cant stand autistic people irl

Kayne's songs are pretty good desu

Should I sell one of my ethereum coins so I can lose my virginity to this asian hooker on backpage?

I have a big cock and a big ass and a woman can have big breasts and big ass and the woman also gets a curse. My penis has a length of 14 cm. I'm gonna get my dick and shit well. Only women can play. phone number 040 5900 426 Calls can be made from 8 am and only women can call.

it's funny that this actually is how UniWaterloo students look like, i got into one of their programs but when i went on a tour everyone looked depressed and was asian and studied math.

literally all asian hookers in north america are FOBs owned by asian pimps who hate their lives and will just lay there looking sad while you fuck their lifeless body

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My fetish

6 hours down. 6 more left till I go home
Not gon lie, it's been a little while since I've worked these hours

anal sex is gay no matter what

How easy would it to find american woman to marry me?

It's not gay if you butt fuck a girl, right

There's always fatties

Easy. Finnish men have quite the reputation here.

I should mention that I am a woman too.

Could I find a southern religious cutie gal to lick my finnish pussy?

hey buds, just packing my suitcase
gonna leave tomorrow xx

Should I play...

Oblivion?
Fallout 4?
Battlefield?

I need to pass time before I go to college

cum is about to get much better starting tomorrow lol

Where you goin?

Taiwan to see my aboriginal girlfriend

boipucci

what makes you think that

one less badposter

Me Chinese! Me so dumb! Me stick finger up my bum!

Why does YouTube use a new typeface for it's logo?

>tfw I literally dreamt of /cum/
wtf

Play the destiny 2 beta

where the neets where the neets where the neets at

SOUTH ITALY WILL REBORN, REMEMBER MY WORDS

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imagine being so desperate for attention you try to establish an identity on an anonymous imageboard

It's night now and the moon looks like a dandelion

Too bad your a rumeno

Wtf, who's this other italian

A race mixed rumeno di merda

Would like to move to British Columbia, Alberta, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, and/or Colorado. Would like a comfy job paying ~$50,000 p/a.

Why on earth would you want to move to idaho

he's irish

That sort of response is EXACTLY why I want to move to Idaho. The western part of the state has really beautiful mountain/lake scenery, but it goes completely under the radar and no one gives a shit about it. I bet it's a pretty comfy, traditional sort of life that they have there

I am actually part Irish desu, maybe I'm just attracted to the potato state

Idaho has many Mexican immigrants

it's full of white nationalists, basques, and russians with mormon encroachment

SICILY WILL BECOME THE MOST RICH PART OF ITALY, MARK MY WORDS

HOLD STILL RUMENO DI MERDA THIS WILL ONLY HURT A LOT

I don't believe it, I checked the demographic stats.

Is any of that a bad thing? I live in London at the moment, so pretty much anything is a step in a positive direction.

The American Southwest will be a Mexican ethnostate in 30 years. Idaho included

How to get a qt gf here

They are reserved for Greek bulls sorry

MAKE REIGN OF THE TWO SICILY GREAT AGAIN

Delet this

Somalis are violent muslim niggers that should be all gassed.

>SICILY WILL BECOME THE MOST RICH PART OF ITALY, MARK MY WORDS
Bertu, is the mafia that profitable?

>SICILY WILL BECOME THE MOST RICH PART OF ITALY, MARK MY WORDS
[screaming voice]BERTUUUUUUU!!! IS THE MAFIA THAT PROFITABLE????[/screaming]

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moving on...

I have a Somali neighbor who smokes me out sometimes

>I have a Somali neighbor
Grim

but free weed though

>He's a weed smoker
Grim.

Doesn't Idaho count as northwest? Anyway are Mexicans even that bad? Remember, at the moment I'm surrounded by Muzzies and Jamaicans, so it can't be too much worse.

marijuana is for degenerates and homosexuals

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>marijuana is for degenerates and homosexuals

>>marijuana is for degenerates and homosexuals