Will her career ever take off?

Will her career ever take off?

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I dunno, the rumors of her doing porn didn't help her

why is her face so fucked?

>her doing porn
Oh man, I wish.

She already has the perfect filmography.

Kek

Too few scenes with Ethan Hawke

Actress, artist, auteur, book author, DJ, entrepreneur, feminist, glamour model, kindergarten teacher, martyr for justice, philosopher, social critic, therapist, womyns rights spokeperson.

is there anything she cant do?

does she have any nudes?

land a solid role

Why is she a special case?

Why do we all care about her specifically?

Why is she the one who's trying to try for real?

Does everyone else think she's the GOAT? I don't hear people saying it very often.

isn't blacked the height of an actors/actresses' career?

She's too busy to commit to a serious movie or tv role

>jewish
>brown eyes
no thanks

>is there anything she cant do?

It's just a hunch, but I don't think she'd be able to lick someone's piss off a dirty toilet seat. Just seems too classy you know?

why did that bitch's jaw start growing after porn? Is she on the HGH? It's getting to Rumer Willis proportions!

Rumer Willis is a National Tragedy

She already had a thriving career.

>Sorry Daddy, but i cant talk right now. I'm at work

>Yes i'm doing a scene

>Oh nothing big. I just lick toilet and then get gang raped.

>Ok Daddy i love you. Tell Mom i love her too. Bye!

Be happy.

why is there ALWAYS so guy talking about the dad?

you twisted fucks keep putting sex and parents in the same sentence, you need therapy

>she only did one gangbang scene

weak

Why is she way more attractive with her clothes on?

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she ended up doing porn.

>ever take off
>implying it hasn't already exploded into the stratosphere
Are we talking about the same marina ann hantzis here?

Concieve probably

At least it was pretty good and long.

Thats the point! shes an artist and i makes you question these things!

> shes an artist
like the goatse guy

She needs to do some movies where she's completely unshaved.

I don't know why everyone freaks out over her licking a toilet seat. The scene where she squats over a cup, fills it with warm piss and drinks it? Much more disgusting.

It's her piss so it's hot

Years of getting facefucked.

piss is fine
but if it was shit maybe that would be gross
like if you could see corn kernels then it would be pretty gross

>is there anything she cant do?

Nude scene. She's too pure for that.

go undetected

sasha pls go

Daddies Worst Nightmare > Dog Fart > Blacked

>will her career ever take off
It already has, I really liked the scene when she was licking a toilet clean.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJyQpAiMXkg

I just watched Control 4 (2006) and quite enjoyed her role in it. Was surprised to be reminded she had just turned 18 when she shot this movie, yet already showed a lot of acting range. This brings the question, any actress born in 1999 have shown acting talent on the same level yet?

>Why is she way more attractive with her clothes on?
Because you know she's a filthy piss-drinking toilets-licking whore but deep down you just wanna cuddle with her and marathon French new wave flicks all night long together.

Go back in time and not lick a toilet

greasy whore

>implying most hollywood actresses haven't done the same

Where are the videos of it though?
That's what makes her a greasy whore

>implying she did a solo gangbang scene

Toilet cleaner"

I'm not sure who this is, but she looks like she'd be a good choice for Zatanna if DC ever puts her in a movie.

skcid ni ym htuom!

HAAHAHHAHAHAH at that fucking screenshot

>Why is she a special case?


Because she specifically sold her image as not being some simple-minded, valley-girl Stacy who went into porn for the money but because she thinks it's art and liberating for women. She also spoke out on a lot of topics unrelated to porn in trying to make her look more legitimate.

That being said, this still won't help you to become a real actress in puritan America when there are so many videos of you taking cocks in the ass and licking toilets exist.

She has no tits at all for that role.

>this still won't help you to become a real actress in puritan America
Why do normalfags vilify girls who did porn so much when most of them watch it?

she will NEVER


EVER

not be a pornstar

maybe if she was just in 1 shoot and it was hard to find sans shay from game of thrones

but she was on DVDS that are extremely popular and her scenes are widely available even today

Shay has loads of videos

Reminds me taxi driver desu senpai

she has like 3 and they aren't even in HD

if its not on dvd its hard to find for normies

How much money did she earn from porn?

>director makes you take it in the ass to get a role
>normal actress

>choose to take it in the ass on camera for money
>THIS WOMAN CAN NEVER BE A REAL ACTRESS

Does she have any nudes leaked yet?

3? Yeah.....nope.

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That's not really the point. Sasha was famous for doing porn before trying to go straight, she's substantially more famous for her porn than she is for any of the stuff she did after. Sibel was pretty much unknown before GoT, either as a pornstar or a regular actor. First impressions are very important, especially in the public eye.

Would you guys marry her?

Sex is now almost worthless to her. She has seen everything and she knows how to make sex with you pleasurable for both the parties involved.
At this point she values love way more than sex, and she wouldn't ever betray you.

She will share with you all of her passions, but she's not that good or deep. She will talk with you about Dostoevskij, but she is not that well read and her opinions will appear to you as somehwat shallow.
She is always financially stable. If you will have go through rough time she will help you.

Con: you can't dump her. If you do she will send russian thugs after you.
She won't also tolerate any anti-feminist discourse, and will scream at you if you're being too mysoginistic.

Would you do it?

Neither does Gal Gadot, and Sasha's a much better actress than Gal

Yes. Wouldn't even think twice about it. It's better than being a virgin forever. I could also teach her that Sartre > Camus.

I was pointing out that she more than that poster thought......save your speeches for the classroom you gay cunt.

This is the farthest the hackers got to, I think it's great

MAN! That licking pisses me off so much lol, how do these porn whores even think? A few tender kisses would've been great, but no, she had to lick it with her whore mouth and not do anything but cause the viewer to be worried about her mental state instead of feeling aroused.

You'd have to be a turbo cuck supreme to date let alone marry a pornstar.

No. She should do porn already.

>teaching some dumb braindead slut anything

so THATS where that gif comes from

huh

I reckon she'd be a good friend.

wouldn't wanna be romantically involved though.

If you don't know who Sasha Grey is, that's because she's a nobody. In fact, not just "a" nobody, but the nobody. She's one of those "break-the-mold" porn stars who go into porn but can't reconcile their career choice with parental/societal expectations, so they go out of their way to seem intelligent and deep. Kind of like Asia Carrera, who mentions that she likes "quantum physics" every chance she gets. Alright, we get it, you're a nerd. Awesome. And now I'm looking at you squirt pool balls out your asshole.
I don't know what this obsession is with porn stars to try to seem deep and intelligent. We don't care. People aren't watching you because we want to see if you can name drop philosophers at parties.

On her website, Sasha strains to call herself an "artist," and that she decided to do porn because she could "bring an enigmatic quality to it."


ADJECTIVE: enigmatic
1. Having an unobvious or mysterious meaning; hard to understand
2. Mysterious
Sasha, who has appeared in such films as "Buttman's Stretch Class 2, Swallow My Squirt 4, Gang Bang My Face" and "Ass Eaters Unanimous 19" wants to bring some mystery and depth to porn. At no point in my life have I been watching porn and thought, "what does this mean?!" Porn isn't mysterious and deep, it's just a transaction between us, the paying customers, and you, the person being paid to show us your genitals. Don't like it? Fine, don't do it. But quit trying to elevate porn to art. We don't read Playboy for the articles, and we don't watch your videos because it's art.

Sasha has been working on an autobiographical documentary, illustrating her experiences from the age of 18 to 21. Newsflash:

Your life has already been documented in 193 adult films.
She's 23 years old, and did porn from 18 to 21, so her life between those years has been exhaustingly documented. The average length of one of these shitty videos is an hour long.

who's that blonde person

she's raunchy :3

Nerd please

If you watched every adult film Sasha Grey has been in back to back, it would take 8 days and 58 minutes to watch them consecutively. There is nothing left to document, you cow. You did porn for 3 years, and every gaping second of it has been filmed. Are we missing something?

Her interests on MySpace include "intellectual intimacy" followed by "carpe fucking diem." Her favorite TV shows include "Homer and his family," and "NFL when the, bears, cowboys or i guess the raiders are playing but i don't really watch tv anymore,."


She recently made headlines when she was chastised for "promoting child literacy" by reading to kids in an elementary school. She went on talk shows to do damage control by stating that she's now an "ex-porn star," and that she shouldn't be stigmatized just because the children she read to might Google her name and find that she starred in "No Swallowing Allowed 13." You know what? I agree. Porn stars shouldn't be stigmatized, because pretty much everyone looks at porn. But when you go out of your way to distance yourself from your past by telling everyone that you're now a legitimate actress and an "artist," guess what? You can't keep using your porn name and notoriety to land speaking engagements, acting gigs or signings. Want to be thought of as a legitimate actress? Fine, then don't keep calling yourself Sasha Grey. You're no longer Sasha. You're Marina Hantzis from Sacramento.

Sasha's an idiot, but that's not the reason I hate her. Everything I said above has nothing to do with the reason I think she's terrible at being human. The reason I hate her is because of a live show I saw her in this past week.

I was at a comedy show in which Sasha was one of the guest panelists. Her job was to listen to performers debate a topic for 1 minute, and then decide which performer had the stronger debating skills.

I bet she is the type that would not let you fuck her ass if you dated because 'that was a different time in my life'

Throughout the entire show, she kept interrupting the performers, the other panelists, and even the hosts of the show. This woman has an unquenchable thirst for attention. Sometimes she'd just interrupt with a noise or a growl. No rhyme or reason, just Sasha saying "hey everyone, look at me!" When she wasn't busy talking and interrupting the show, she was busy texting and ignoring the performers, denying them the respect she demands of her own "art."

At one point during the show, she just got up and left during one of the performances. Then she meandered back in, started texting again, and sat there like a babbling idiot when it was her turn to share her stupid, unfunny anecdote about the performances. Her attempts at humor are so smug, and self-satisfied, you'd think she went to college for it. And this is coming from a guy whose site is titled, "The Best Page in the Universe." When I call you narcissistic, that's saying something.

And despite all of her smugness and pretentious blustering, she continues to get work and notoriety because she's a bitch. Being a bitch may seem counter-intuitive, but here's why girls like Sasha can make money in porn: the guys who watch her are spineless pussies. Her fans are virgins and idiots (mutually inclusive), and she can manipulate them into compliance by flashing a tit and dropping some nerd reference. Then all the pussies who can't get laid will fawn after her and idolize her, because she's exactly what every lonely nerd imagines the perfect girl to be: attractive with an interest in nerdisms. She's anything but a nerd. How could she be? She's too busy sniffing her own ass and spinning people around her to keep up the illusion that the microcosmic world she lives in matters.

i'm more digusted by her eyebrows tbqfh

kek

Don't believe me? Here are some comments her fans left her from her most recent Facebook post:

"sasha please sex me,,"
Yes Sasha, please sex him. And when you're done promoting child literacy, maybe you can promote fan literacy.

"I would give my life for night with you"
Loser.

"I fuck you sasha ... you wonderful very sexy..."
"So what is it you do? Oh, you fuck Sasha? Well, she wonderful ... very sexy." Dipshit.

"your sexy"
You're.

"fuck what everyone says sasha ur beautiful and u can do anything u put ur mind 2"
One person liked this comment. One other person read that, thought about it, moved his mouse over and clicked 'like' to register his approval of this message. Let it be known that for now and forever, Johnny R. on Facebook would like the world to know that he supports Sasha's endeavor to accomplish her goals.

"is it u in eminem video clip space bound ??????"
Is it "u" Sasha? Is it u in eminem video clip ?????? I need to know urgently!

"love your music and your soul!"
Yes Sasha, your fans adore your vagina and your music, but you know what they really like about you? Your soul. Keep putting that on display because your fans love it.

I think I've proven my point. Or maybe I haven't, I don't care, because I'm going to gnaw my face off if I have to read any more of these stupid comments.

You will not be missed, cunt.

Did she borrow Jack Nicholson's eyebrows?

I kinda agree, but I assure you that she won't ever cheat on you. She is completely loyal to you, and loves you for what you really are.

Are you able to overcome your prejudices for her?

wtf this is Sup Forums post some feet

bump

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Why would you bump only 2 minutes later?

lol at Avatar 3

>is there anything she can't do?

Discern whether or not someone is CIA. She should have spent more time here before agreeing to to do millions of porn movies to help keep her boyfriend's fake cover.

Because whores are easy targets.

>loves you for what you really are.
>will scream at you if you're being too mysoginistic

cause no dignity footfag

>implying she wouldn't prefer it

>Sartre > Camus
Fuck off communist shill. Camus was a GOAT writer. Sartre was just a shit philosopher.

there are nicer ones of her dexterous toesies but not posting them because of bikini pics might = ban

That photo.

Good point, she might act tough in public but behind closed doors she would crave the structure only a truly strong man could provide.

I will send you back into the void of absurdity, lad.