>renting an apartment on the croatian seaside via airbnb for almost two years now >renting it mostly to brits, but bunch of scandinavians also come >finally after two years of renting, first american shows up yesterday >very chatty and pleasant fellow, seems like everything will go just fine >today he calls me and says his shower is clogged and i have to come and fix it ASAP >obviously thing must be fixed so i called a plummer, met him in the city and went to the apartment with him >enter the bathroom, see a feet of brown water in the shower, small pieces of shit floating in it >turns out he shat while taking a shower and tried to mush pieces of shit into the drain with his toes >not only he did that but he's saying it's a perfectly normal thing to do in his culture, i'll even quote him ''there's nothing better than taking a shit while having a shower''
are you americans really so deranged? i'll never host a single one of you again, you barbaric retards.
We do that here in Canada too. Get a life and move on you Croat piece of shit.
Connor Rogers
>things that never happened Americans never say "having a shower" we say "taking a shower."
7.3/10 for making me reply, and only being caught because of a small error
Wyatt Powell
Never heard of anyone ever doing this and you should've punched him in his stupid fucking face.
Brandon Clark
fucking racist asshole you have to respect american culture
Charles Gutierrez
When I was at university we had an American girl in halls who I caught shoving food down the sink with her bare hands and repeatedly pressing the ON/OFF switch for the kitchen electrics. I asked what the fuck she was doing and she told me the waste disposal was broke. I told her we didn't have "waste disposal" systems in the UK and she asked me what we did with uneaten food instead.
They are fucking disgusting.
Brayden Harris
If not a troll.
It's a country of 300 million people, you got one shitty person. Ask for references next time.
Oliver Mitchell
This, OP is a faggot.
Wyatt Hall
>implying there's anything wrong with this
Oliver Collins
That's normal here?! Wtf?! This is news to me. Not taking showers anywhere but home now.
ok sorry for quoting someone and not repeating what he said word by word, english isn't my native language
it did happen though
Daniel Green
>having a shower Nice try faggot nobody says that here
Liam Harris
It's truly a disgusting practice but it's our culture. And culture is culture. We must respect our ancestors, by continuing their degenerate practices regardless of what we may think of them.
Sebastian Watson
In Australia there is a trend among some truck drivers of taking a shit in the road house shower blocks while in transit. The operators have to shut them down and clean all the shit because the other truck drivers start to complain.
Zachary Hernandez
Our truck drivers murder prostitutes. Do yours do that, too?
Ethan Stewart
wtf I HATE americans now!
Eli Allen
>He doesn't shit in the shower Unlike eastern Europeans, Americans have jobs and shit. We don't have time to shit AND shower, so we do both at once and save time. For maximum efficiency, take your toothbrush and a bowl of cereal into the shower with you too.
John Bennett
what the FUG
nobody I know does that
Gabriel Carter
That is standard practise everywhere
Alexander Torres
Why would you take a shower anywhere but home anyway?
Like in all honesty you're probably cleaner not showering than showering in some random dirty shower
Landon Anderson
If I'm staying at a friend's for an extended visit.
Chase Phillips
>Australia >not even surprised
So do abbos drive trucks now or something?
Jaxon Phillips
True
To clarify I really meant any non trusted shower (like public showers some hotel showers etc) are to be avoided
Oliver Smith
They whinge about indians buying the roadhouses and shutting all the shower blocks.To busy whinging to rape and murder.
>A Sunshine Coast truck driver jailed for murdering a Sydney prostitute has lost his legal battle to have his conviction overturned.
>Craig Anthony Lennox, 30, was jailed last September after being found guilty in the Queensland Supreme Court of murdering 50-year-old Mayuree Kaewee.
>Ms Kaewee’s decomposing body was found lying in a ditch at the Beerburrum state forest at Elimbah on November 27, 2004, 10 days after her death.
This guy must have been efficient for an Aus TDriver.
Carson Russell
Don't lie, you always did. It's in you Europeans' blood.
You simply can't stop yourselves from hating us.
Cooper Ward
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Kevin Peterson
> a person shits in the shower > you got one shitty person *ba dum tss*
Aiden Evans
Americans are animals, this is not something new.
Also how the fuck do you get that fat and expect to fit up our small stairwells built in the 15th century? Then give me shit about not being able to fit..
Scum if the fucking earth, and that's the "cultured" ones with passports
t. Son of a hotel owner
Charles Ortiz
Fuck you too fazoli nigger
Isaac Wilson
Aborigines or indigenous natives or first Australians ride wheelie bins... leaf.
Alexander Hughes
No one does that here nigger. Nice b8 thread
Connor Brown
>whinge What is this word? Are you trying to say whine? Why would you put a "g" in there? I know it's not a typo, I've seen you do it before. I swear to God if I ever meet you in real life I'll slit your fucking throat with a teaspoon.
Aiden Watson
hm....was he fat? white? mexican? was he a Yankee (from the North/New england area)?
because its actually taboo to piss in the shower where i grow up. most people absolutely would not do that.
Nolan Rogers
GRRR!
Isaiah Williams
One thing we learnt in the SAS was that your average Yank will shit anywhere. One time, I watched one shit on a shit that was covered in the shit of 1000 americans.
Why do they do this?
Ian Rivera
that's actually how they spell it and even how some dialects say it (win-je)
Brody Carter
Piss on the toes? Yes. Shit in the shower? Never
Zachary Carter
KEK
Henry Hughes
Never
Bentley Campbell
You don't use whinge in America?
verb (used without object), whinged, whing·ing. British and Australian Informal.
to complain; whine. Origin: before 1150; dial. (Scots, N England), earlier Scots quhynge, Old English hwinsian (not recorded in ME); cognate with Old High German winsōn (German winseln); derivative of Germanic base of whine
—Related forms whing·er, noun
Think of an Aussie or a British accent and the whining sound we make when we complain.
James Thompson
Dude pooping in the shower is the best way to insure having a clean butt-hole. I'm sorry you smelly Yuropeans have to walk around with shit still stained on your cheeks but don't vent your ignorance on us.
P.S. get a better drain, idiot.
John Bell
My apologies. Never knew it was a real word.
Andrew Nguyen
You're supposed to position your asshole right over the drain and then push the shit down after
Jack Gutierrez
OP this isn't normal AT ALL in America. You got stuck with a retard who has no idea what showering is.
Samuel Ross
I learned to shit while showering because otherwise I would have been late to school for penis inspection day.
Christian Phillips
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Dylan Kelly
I'm about to go have a shower shit right now, you Croat bastard.
Asher Bell
I have never tried to force it down the drain so I think you are making this up.
Hunter Lee
This story sounds vaguely like pasta.
Bentley Ortiz
>not enjoying the freedom of a shit n' shower
Fucking commie piece of shit.
Hudson Anderson
Beta faggot.
Joshua Martin
Wait lads, this guy say he never shit in the shower?
Jackson Morales
>this confuses the third worlder
Nicholas White
This. There's literally a toilet right next to the tub. Normal Americans don't do this at all
Chase Gonzalez
Black folks in the south do that too, or so I've heard. Apparently toilet paper is unacceptable.
Justin Perez
really?
how vile.
John Martin
It's normal in real America, maybe not in your liberal shithole state. I bet you don't even give your guests corn.
Dylan Richardson
I like you, pretty funny that you shit in the shower
Isaiah Lee
When I went to America there was a bin next to the shitter to put toilet paper in. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Parker White
>you have to go back, amigo
Daniel King
A common method of retaliating against prison officers in Australian prisons was to cover yourself in shit during a riot.
Hence the term "to bronze up"
Matthew Cruz
this
Jeremiah Myers
A lot of older buildings don't have the pipes for modern dumps and toilet paper. Problem in Europe too.
Nolan Morgan
That wasn't for toilet paper. That was a simple trash can. I've never seen a bin for toilet paper. Where the hell did you go?
Joseph Ramirez
What's wrong with it? Seems more like you trying to cover for having inferior third world plumbing.
Mason Reed
I see Croatia browses /r9k/.
Camden Sullivan
>Trump married the one to the left rly mks u think huh
Adam Miller
Get off my dick, you're just trying to recreate the magic of >Hospitality corn.
Jeremiah Barnes
Only the worst trailer trash retards do that fucking shit. That shit's gross, brah.
Jace Russell
You sure he wasn't Indian?
Hudson Brown
American reporting. NOT NORMAL. I've only pushed shit down my shower drain on particularly interesting evenings or if I've been doing butt stuff.
Leo Gomez
Was he a baby boomer? They're disgusting like that.
Jose Peterson
>never seen a bin for toilet paper
creativepenny.blogspot.ch/2013/12/thoughts-on-travel-1-bathrooms.html > For the most part the toilets in Greece are fairly normal and reasonably clean. But because the Greeks have issues with their plumbing, they request that you don't discard toilet paper in the actual toilet, and they provide a bin just for this purpose. This is one of many signs I saw on the backs of toilet doors in Greece.
Bentley Collins
What is true is that staff at american universities have to inform the internationals from shit tier countries that the shower drains are not for shitting. It happens often enough that they make it a part of their orientation.
Levi Evans
My friend once told me that his Japanese flat mates when he was in university did this.. fucked the plumbing for the whole building.. they said it was normal in their country also but they were still told to leave... fucking weird if you ask me
Jace Sullivan
>they legitimately unironically use the greek alphabet for writing things hahah I always forget this it looks like the fucking wingdings font what the christ why does greece suck so much?
Julian Sullivan
Was he black?
David Jenkins
Not an Indian in disguise?
Julian Murphy
So you need the leftist toilet
Nathaniel Brown
This is not normal at all. I have never heard of someone doing this. It's disgusting.
I want to say you're lying but idk. If you're not lying the guy you're renting too is likely insane and you should kick him out.
Hudson Gomez
Common knowledge that Americans shit everywhere. Your job to clean it up, Nigger.
Luke Kelly
This and you should have made him pay the plumber.
Austin Reed
I wish these were common in the UK, paper just never seems to quiet do the job.
Carter Walker
That ain't normal at all. Keep us updated on your American tenant though.
Nicholas Scott
he is a 50 years old white guy from kansas, fat but not obese. pleasant guy except for the incident.
Cooper Campbell
I've heard they do that in Mexico.
Dylan Diaz
WTF, he could get shot in the US For that shit.
Jose Butler
those things are just part of a discussion on the healthiest way to take a shit, Japan for example has a lot of squat toilets, that one seems to be an 'either or' shitter.
Jonathan Anderson
It's pretty standard. Sitting on the toilet is very bad for your back, especially when you're older. If you're health conscious at all shitting in the shower is the most natural way to go.
Wyatt Ward
How do I pronounce that?
>win-jeh? >wing >whin >whine-jah
Seriously, this word perplexes me. I've never encountered it before.
Daniel Ortiz
I just lay a towel rug on the ground toward the toilet walk out really quick and take a shit, takes little effort and no cleanup after
Evan Morgan
>Not buying a Japanese toilet seat The japs have been at the forefront of bathroom technology. I'm a weeb and was raised in part by my Japanese aunt; but, I can say without a hint of bias that Japanese toilets are simply the best. You will never have a more pleasant bathroom experience. You will want to sit down just to piss.
Juan Smith
Wow, really makes you think.
Luke Sanchez
Pee in shower, ok. Poo in shower? Pajeet-tier.
Bentley Peterson
we are europeans
Asher Rivera
>Getting a cool stream in your swamp ass followed by air drying when it's 36 degrees with 90% humidity outside.