Why are all countries in the world other than Sweden mooselets?

Canada
>9 985 000 km2
>There are an estimated 500,000 to 1,000,000 moose

US
>9 834 000 km2
>probably around 300,000

Finland
>338 424 km2
>In 2009, there was a summer population of 115,000 moose

Norway
>385 203 km2
>In 2009, there were a winter population of around 120,000 moose.

Russia
>17 100 000 km2
>In 2008, there were approximately 730,000 moose.

Sweden
>447 435 km2
>Summer population is estimated to be 300,000–400,000 moose.

All other countries in the world have moose populations too laughable to even mention

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Because Sweden is just a big flat fucking forest.

All countries i've listed here except the US and Norway are as well

>ywn live in the arctic circle

they're huge ugly mutant deers, no one wants them

>no one wants them
Apparentely you do;-)
cphpost.dk/news/elk-return-to-denmark.html

Because we hunted them almost extinct hunderd years ago

>norway
>a flat forest
Also, where are your polar bears?

Can I go and hunt one as a tourist?

Also population control. Can't have fucking moose running around everywhere

Read that again

We're a boring country, we just have Pumas

don't kill the albino ones

If a Swedish dictator arises he should be called Moose-o-lini.

Canada
>9 985 000 km2

US
>9 834 000 km2

Sacred albino moose?

>amerealets

I knew they were bigger I just didn't know it was so close

>Sweden is so shitty that the only thing they have going for them is fucking mooses
KEK

worldnewsdailyreport.com/canada-moose-escapes-from-zoo-and-goes-on-cow-raping-rampage/

Canada Has Rape moose

(((moose)))

lol no

I bet you faggots don't even spooning since there isn't no reason to keep yourselves warm during winter. I pity you.

T-thanks m-man

Im pretty sure they only live the most northern parts of the us

This. Causes enough car crashes as it is.

I hate these How to Wiki pictures so god damn much. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CABLE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO!?!?!? R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't mind Finnish people, they're slightly autistic. I'm sure he was being 'nice'.

Goes under the arm and the pillow and up besides that grey bar

There are other type of animals you should be aware of

We have more moose than people here.

Moose is literally the most dangerous mammal in Finland due to car crashes

Fuck them

They are the second most dangerous mammal in the world, if I recall correctly

Most dangerous is the human right? :^)

Moose are cancer.
In my area moose hunting is permitted year round because they're invasive and don't have any natural enemies, which ruins the food supply for the deer that live here.

They're also very aggressive.

He was being gay. I apologise for my fellow countryman and I'm sorry you all had to see this.

Sweden is all forest.
Finland is all lakes.
Denmark is all fields.
Norway is all mountains.

Together we'd be one well balanced country, with A LOT of moose.

I had a dream I was watching indians cut up moose meat, and then I took some

it was a curious dream

>Sharing oilmoneys with d*nes and sw*des
Never

Human is not only the most dangerous mammal but the most dangerous organism

We fuz forests n shit

Damn these things are vicious
youtube.com/watch?v=cxIJZmmYUTM

these
most swedes don't even live in moose area and probably never saw one

>tfw no moose in my state
Feels good lad.

Sweden would have a higher forest cover if kt wasn't for our tundra/mountains and our conquered danish provinces
I live in Götaland and i've seen tons of moose, they're common in every part of Sweden except Scania and Gotland. you're probably just jealous tbqh

Nothing tastes better than moose meat either.
Perfect in everything from stews to sausages.
Also if you haven't had honey smoked moose jerky, well then you haven't lived.

Plus their hide makes excellent blankets for cold weather.
Been hunting since I was 13.

wtf I love moose now

Yes, letting Sweden unify everything is the best choice, I agree.

NOW GIBS THAT OIL

We have ~30million of these fuckers

Looks like a giant rat

>be australian
>get kicked in the balls by a roo

>Finland is all lakes.
Finland has 100K+ lakes, so that's a fair assessment. Also, 1/4 of the country is swampland.

Americans can't seem to handle wetlands. They fucked up in 'nam. The one time unitedstatian navy SEALS had a training exercise in Finnish swamps during winter, their instructor asked if they could take some of the Finnish rubber boots back home.

...

70% of the country is farm land

>70% of the country is farm land
70% of what? the total area of the US of A?

Well Alaska's huge and it's included, the US mainland and Hawaii are about 8 116 000 km^2, which is still fuckhueg compared to most countries

>implying smoked moose is better than reindeer

Yes it is. Reindeer the most common smoked meat up here, even with all the different tastes I still prefer moose.

>lists two countries with fewer moose
>g-get on my level, baka

Yes, I see, interesting perspective