Lame intro

Why is this opening so weak?

youtu.be/0GeCPanRHU0

Netflix has some God-tier opening sequences like Narcos and Stranger Things. Even House of cards is kinda cool.

Why did they half-assed the intro? The song is fucking lame and the sequence is very unremarkable.

Narcos:
youtu.be/PtJ6yAGjsIs
Stranger things:
youtu.be/pfyt1xdpaaM
HoC:
youtu.be/9w-O60x1bYk

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Maybe it was targeted to children? I sorts of sounds like a children's song to me.

Narcos is the best tho

What is the target audience of this show anyway?

Autistic young men posting in a Chinese handcraft forum.

And Malina-posters.

Sickeners, linguists and future Sup Forums users if we're speaking about kids

To be honest those lips could make any reasonable man question his morals .

>House of Cards


The trumpets are gonna be so unbearable when the next season drops and it inevitably makes fun of him

Weird 20somethings who read the books growing up and have no friends

>it's another "Frank hasn't murder Claire yet" episode

How much do we have to wait?

Narcos is GOAT though

Are the books worth reading?

Is violet a big nymphomaniac in the book? Does she sexually enslaves Klaus and milk his dick dry in a sex dungeon every day? Will this be in the Netflix adaptation?

That's how I remember them.

Stop talking about me

Personally I love the intro, it's slightly different each episode

>look away
>loooook away

me

very good question and one of the shows problems. I genuinely don't know who the show was for which means it fails for kids and adults

The rhymes are corny as fuck and music is dull.

I wonder how many "segments" of viewers does the Netflix model. It must be some pretty serious machine learning stuff.

They should have just used this from way back when

youtu.be/Xer4VCa5-tg

That's actually kind of cool. Although anything would have been better.

Some guy did a dog parody of Narco's intro:

youtube.com/watch?v=idKxCMsS3FQ

In the video walk through you see all the little details of the original that make it so great.

youtube.com/watch?v=BjWws-xl6r8

To the guy's credit, he tried to take all of them into account.

>not posting the GOAT opening sequence

youtube.com/watch?v=KFYFh8w4758

How's the post election therapy going, my gender fluid friend?

Teens and nostalgiafags who grew up with the books is my guess

They should have used something by the Gothic Archies who did the songs for the audiobooks.
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