Why do we suck at soccer?

why do we suck at soccer?

You have your own national sport, your people are self centered and don't care about anything outside
That's why your country is so shit at geography and everything involving world events, except going to wars and killing brown people

Yeah we need to lose more often really I'm tired of being a douche even ironically

>this is somehow a bad thing

Who said that it's a bad thing?

Howard dove way too early there.

There was no reason to do that, should have been an easy save.

wew lad

Honestly, there is literally nothing wrong with war.

It's genetic.

Your people dont play it.

Here at school break ALL men go to the playground and play football with all the heart to win the other grades (one low or one below). Even the nerds do their part. Anyone who defies or skips this is tagged as either a faggot or the next target to be bullied for life.

Even sick people go to see the others play and throw some bantz.

>Every single day in middle school and highschool.

>except going to wars and killing brown people
I just want our country to be isolationist and to leave everybody alone. Why do we have to do this stupid shit every fucking decade

i can agree with an argentinian on this.

We play American football on school breaks, and by we I mean the majority of kids, personally I played chess and watched magic, and only went out to the field one time for a second to see they were playing it

seroiusly, why do you have to suck so bad at dive grass?

HAHAHAHAHAH

They don't have experience to play in the national team. See that the striker of T&T is not even looking at the ball and the defender tries to kick the ball far away, he could left the ball to the goalkeeper because there was no other player making pressure on the area, but somehow he panicked and did that stupid decision.

I can locate every single nation on the map. Well except most of the Pacific islands. Fuck that shit.

Gonzalez was an undercover Mexican.

Shit, didn't realize it was that bad

>how to summarize the entire history if us soccer in a single webm

>mfw he's not wrong

Stop lying faggot everyone here sits and eats during break in high school. Teens think they're too cool to play outside here.

Trash coaching at every level. I know a fw guys who play for fairly well-ranked college teams and they don't know shit about what they're doing, all the emphasis is on running and hustle and being physically stronger than the opponent. No real attempts made to understand tactics beyond a superficial level.

Related, Arena should've played Guzan.

I meant middle school yeah no one does anything active at lunch in high school

Our best athletes are in other sports

tips fedorah*

A lot of American kids play soccer though. The problem is that other sports lure those kids away by the time they are in high schools. The more talented ones have to go to Germany or such to further their chance while the less talented or late bloomers have to stick at college level soccer and play in MLS or have to change sports altogether.

You literally don't understand football.

this is what happens when you spend your career coasting in the MLS instead of pushing yourself to make it in europe

Because soccer belongs in >>/lbgt/

Wow Howard jumped way too early

>americans are good in swimming
>americans are not good at divegrass

So, what happens if we replace the pitch with a pool?

American sports are just purely about atheliticism. Constant breaks/opportunities for coaching to help the players understand what to do and give instructions are required. Their whole country (just like ours, following their lead) is about obeying authority and following order. The brainwashing is soo deep and permeats throughout the schooling, the players and coaches lack the ability for creative thought and problem solving skills that footy requires.

Also this:
>USA rules at all PED Games and other roid cheat sports, but fail at the world's favourite sport that also happens to be very difficult to cheat at, due to the complex and varied set of skills required to succeed at it.

>Coincidence? I think not..

You get water polo which we got Silver in Beijing

Pfft ahaha wtf

>actual weeb
>talking about authority and brainwashing

Jesus.

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This. Is not a matter of athleticism, US players tend to be stronger and faster than almost all the other teams. But they lack the football IQ that you learn on academies and the streets.

t. someone who played against US youth teams

>t. Hideo kajima

>(just like ours, following their lead)

Try to to read whole post, my monkey friend.

I know this was an away game but the US should start playing these early/late season games against tropical countries in like Wyoming and Montana and other high elevation places where there could be snow on the ground.

It's because you only recently started taking the whole thing semi-seriously, plus basketball/football/baseball being so big
The US is not so bad considering you put so little effort into it

Don't you guys always say that soccer isn't a sport because there's no athleticism involved. So why that excuse?

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US played an amazing one (to watch, anyway) in the snow vs Costa Rica, but they were mega butthurt about it so I'd be surprised if there will ever be another scheduled somewhere with that possibility.

WITHOUT THE DREAM NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D SURVIVE

who says that? it's just that the players who actually play soccer are massively inferior athletes.

>tfw the Argie bro is right.

On an unrelated note, how do you feel now that Messi carried that NT to the World Cup?

Because you play against nobodies all the time and can't improve.

That could change if you would merge CONCACAF+CONMEBOL.

Also because for some reason you need to be rich to get anywhere in this sport in America. It's called povertyball for a reason. If you don't let poor people play you're doing it wrong.

you're one to talk leaf

>allowing GK manlets

yep. you deserve to be out;

We are a team that seems to love stocky older players. If youve played for one of 3 MLS teams even better. Look at how good Pulisic is at 19. Now look at our ancient backline and goalies. They even went with the older coach instead of a young more modern coach. Im glad they failed, now the big change comes.

Howard is 6'3
That was him being extremely fucking slow, early, out of position and more

Howard is not 6'3
Maybe in latin america kek

This. And he is old.

Well that's what google says familia
Take it with them

No money in it.

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next level

This sounds like something from the onion. It's fake, right?

Do you even know what the onion is?

this. im glad that USA didn't make it tbqh

A site that writes satirical articles?

An interracial porn site?

It's obvious but a big issue is money. American soccer professionals typically earn 15% of what NFL players earn.
Why scramble your brains for any extra 1mil you say? Try baseball, basketball, or hockey and make a cool 4mil.

because you keep calling it soccer.

canada is essentially the onion: the country

is because your country got shit since you choosed a dumbass as president, just get rid of him and everything will be fine again

He has nothing to do with us soccer being shit but i agree that we need to take him out

kek Americans are so so scared of Russia
>ameripusy

Wait why the fuck is Tim Howard still playing?

How pathetic is that. We keep playing the only somwhat decent players we have even when they are geriatric rather than trying to play younger guys and maybe hope they develop.

What a shit team. I'm now a #MexiMissile

build that wall.

just kidding xD (but yes, get rid of him... ) , just stop calling it "soccer", it sounds god awful...

Are you enjoying the summer?

who the hell are you?, just look at your flag, fucking murica rip-off

Eh, we made 2 autogoals today

haha

wish we lost too

It's easier to distinguish if I say soccer, at least here in the US where we have two sports of the same name. I like saying football but people always give you flak for doing so. baka

The best part about the wall is that when you talk about it all the shitskins from mexico and central america get mad af because their economies depend on illegal goblins sending money back

>except going to wars and killing brown people
isn't that also their national sport?

What the fuck. Is s m h baka? Since when?

Born obese + can't play football
Sad.

There is literally nothing wrong with killing brown people

oh pipe up nigel, if you didn't lose you're empire you'd literally be us

Wtf are you on about?

also why are only Iberians and Slavs good at Basketball?

Holy fuck lol

I played in a football tournament in the US about ten years ago, every single guy on the local US sides were extremely athletic but that was pretty much it; they simply didn't know what to do with the ball.

We won every match we played (we played six games over there) despite being on the back foot in nearly every game. We weren't a good team either IMO. Half the team smoked at half time.

This. Football/soccer is the most inclusive sport because you barely need to spend any money to play it. The same thing happened to cricket here in England. Only posh cunts play cricket here, but the best nations are not poo-in-loo areas

While this is true, it's usually because the school doesn't let us play during any breaks. Not to mention we have gym which is usually just everybody playing whatever they want, so we had people playing basketball, touch football, soccer sometimes, etc. Shit if my school let me use the gym instead of studying quietly during study hall I would have shot hoops every day during it.

since like two years ago, hiroshima/moot (i don't really remember which) filtered s m h, t b h, and f a m.

r i p

Howard should've retired like... two tournaments ago. It's the same problem we've had in almost every other position at some point over the past decade. Guzan's wingspan alone (never mind that literally anyone is faster than Howard and this point, plus the positive effects of playing in a fairly on-form club side consistently) probably would've kept at least one of those out. Hopefully this means some of the old men are done.

It doesn't matter Burgers, Australia is going to win the world cup, our performance last night was just the catalyst.

concacaf just want the fucking money, they will never risk to lose a spot for Mexico in WC, just look at how hard is to qualify in conmebol and how we struggle 4 years ago,

BUt he did great agains that match agaisnt BELGIUM !!!11!1 It's not like belgium is a totally shit team with no offense that matched the US's terrible defense or anything!

No offense but if you cant hold that, you deserve to lose

Because it's football, idiot.

Is there a webm of the second T&T goal?

nvm, I made one.

I don't follow USMNT closely, but it seems like most of your players play in the MLS now, which didn't used to be the case. The MLS isn't very competitive and your players aren't getting enough high quality football.