Captain Kirk, I'm science

Captain Kirk, I'm science.

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Show me both your qualifications

she's a thicc girl

more pics of her pls

I didn't realize until right now that she wasn't in the third movie, despite having seen it.

Was there an explanation given?

Used and then thrown away, like you do with any whore.

The only good thing in this reboot

I'd put my penis in her for pleasure
If ya know what I mean

And Marvel choose this one to play Captain Marvel

I'd science in her mouth if you know what I mean.

why has nobody posted her tits yet?

proof that the jew media loves trannies

the only celebrity interview I actually liked

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hello

pls b mi gf ;_;

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Is Alice Eve a total bitch or something?

Why isn't she in more stuff? STID and the end of Entourage were the only big things I've seen her in.

STOP POSTING PICS OF MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY

the mismatched eye color is great

but if you're looking at it you end up noticing her asymmetrical eye level

prime Anglo Saxon breeding stock

>that fucking clavicle

aces

Ive always wanted Craig Ferguson to fuck her for the entire world. For the good of us all.
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She's an amazing actress

I assume, like most busty hot as fuck women in hollywood, that alice is completely talentless. Look at her roles. How many of those roles involve her jist being eye candy?

Shes out of my League is literally a movie constantly praising how hot she is. Star Trek gave her half a role and an underwear scene for no reason other than 'shes hot'.

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The japs have a word for it that I always forget, but sometimes a beautiful woman can be made more beautiful by her imperfections

hng

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>You will never be alice eves brother
>you will never use shitty excuses to touch her

It's called Hetereochromia

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>an underwear scene for no reason other than 'shes hot'.
>not posting this

C'mon man.

That's not a jap word, that just means different colored eyes

my fucking dick

She looks like the hottest girl i ever fucked who was nuts

when is she getting blacked

I was referring to the eye level thing not the heterochromia, I wouldn't even consider that a flaw honestly, 9/10 it's more attractive than not

How the fuck did Craig resist Rogering her right there on the stage lads?

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He might be british but hes not muslim

> british but hes not muslim

how is this allowed?

old bag

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she's hot

>tfw you're wabi sabi

truly this is the best timeline

she was only relevant in the story of the 2nd movie, she was never supposed to be a permanent addition to the crew.

What did he mean by this?

those fuckin eyes brehs

>swn stand on your face
;_;

Ryan Gosling has drastically different eye levels but no one seems to care.

Fuck your Jap words you dumb weeb.

she's so insanely hot

>this single character triggers the tumblr collective

hahahah

lmao landwhales are still salty

this is what a real woman looks like look at it

You called?

>Alice Eve will never spit in your mouth

Why even live?

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>wearing jewelry into beach water