/f1/ - Formula 1 General - American Failure edition

>Countdown to USA GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Abu Dhabi:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 306 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 247 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 234 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 148 points

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
131

>News
>Australia let the thread die for the first time in ages
>F1 eSports was autistic as fuck
>Claire has popped out a kid
>Happy Birthday Emilia

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youtube.com/watch?v=ail2DQLXlkQ
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surveymonkey.co.uk/r/VP5NKRK
youtube.com/watch?v=ekneZRS08l8
youtube.com/watch?v=smaJkz8ybI4
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for Schumi

so far, it is hot and sunny for Austin

2nd for Scott Speed

Thanks for the update

>>Australia let the thread die for the first time in ages

FWIW, I've barely been posting/reading for the last couple of weeks.
Sick of the gimmick posters spamming their cancer to get an e-rep, and sick of the /spol/ posters getting triggered by anything that isn't heterosexual and caucasian.

/f1/ is by far the worst it's ever been. I miss the old days.

I'm actually shocked a /f1/ thread died before hitting the bump limit.
F

For a group of people who don't care about football Americans made a lot of posts about it.

F for Ferrari

It's okay Australia I still love you.

To be fair this time it wasn't because of NFL/NBA stupidity so I'm not too fussed

Oh I see, Team USA derped.

GRAND FINAL / Abu Dhabi
24-25 November 2017
Taking place on November 24 and 25 in the run-up to the Abu Dhabi Etihad Airways Grand Prix, the Grand Final will determine who is the world’s best F1® gamer through a three-round championship.

Races in Montreal, Spa-Francorchamps and Abu Dhabi itself, form the basis for the final, with full practice and qualifying sessions preceding 25-minute races, which will be broadcast live.

The driver with the most points after three races will be crowned F1® Esports Champion and earn themselves of a place in Formula 1® history.

Prizes include:

1 x Formula One Paddock Club ticket and F1® Paddock pass for the Sunday of the 2017 Formula 1® Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
The right to be a non-driver character in the official F1™ 2018 game (subject to complying with any applicable requirement of the developer of the game)
To be the F1® Esports Champion Expert for 2018
Automatic qualification for the Semi-Final of the expanded F1® Esports Series 2018
In addition, the winner will also receive:

The Ultimate F1 weekend at a race of the winner’s choice from the 2018 FIA FORMULA ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (excluding the events held in Australia, Singapore and Brazil)
Plus:
2 x F1 Paddock passes
2 x Formula One Paddock Club tickets
2 x Business Class flights
Hotel accommodation for 2 (based on sharing/twin occupancy)
Transfers between the hotel and the circuit
US $2,000 (or equivalent) spending money
The second placed player in F1® Esports Series 2017 shall receive the following prizes;

1 x F1 Paddock pass for the Sunday of the 2017 Formula 1 Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
1 x Grandstand ticket for the Sunday of the 2017 Formula 1 Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
US $1,000 spending money in UAE Dirhams (AED)
The third placed player in the F1 Esports Series 2017 shall receive the following prizes;

1 x F1 Paddock pass for the Sunday of the 2017 Formula 1 Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
1 x Grandstand ticket for the Sunday of the 2017 Formula 1 Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
US $500 spending money in UAE Dirhams (AED)

t. otally not a shill

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pyfw Hamilel kneels in Austin then wins the title

>letting the thread die

>Ferrari dies
>/f1/ dies
hmmm

Wait they get flown out to Abu Dhabi but only the winner gets a ticket for the race? LOL

... no.

only the winner has a pass offered for next season

even weirder. 2nd and 3rd place get a ticket for the race, but 1st place get a ticket for a race in 2018 and thus has to fly home?

how did the e-crap end up last night?

/ourguy/ excitable italian man got shat on in the stream comments.

It's to be expected from the likes of twitch chat

This weekend MotoGP from Motegi, Japan

>muh 2 wheels
Well, you can wait 5 weeks for the next F1 race then

>Well, you can wait 5 weeks for the next F1 race then
>5 weeks

Week and a half, ya dingus.

what do they play at the start of "new" classic races these days. the old fia logo with the guitar was goat

Also, WEC 6 hours of Fuji this weekend is better than halfwheel
timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=2163&iso=20171015T1100&msg=6hrs Fuji&sort=1

based time poster. been trying to go by your example m8

GC600 and MotoGP clash again. good day of racing

>WEC 6 hours of Fuji this weekend

>3:50am
>LIVE:
>FIA World Endurance Championship
>6 Stunden von Fuji

Fuck yeah.

on eurosport from 12st/1dt

Can one of you lads turn the first 5 seconds of this and when neekeri opens the fridge door into a webm or gif please?

youtube.com/watch?v=ail2DQLXlkQ

Why not teach yourself how to do it so you won't have to ask other users like a pathetic prancing lala-homo?
Tip: install youtube-dl and ffmpeg

because I don't care enough to learn it obviously.

someone else knows; outsource the work to them and pay with (You)s

Oh man there will be no twin turbo on new regulations, mercedeswinlol till 2030

When should Hamilton retire? I think 10 world championships has a nice ring to it.

Shoe on head and I'll do it

Only offering (You)s, friend.

>you will never grab fabienne by her child-bearing hips as she stares at you intensely with her helmet-eyes™ trying to hit the apex of your dick because it has a bend in it


why even live and all that /f1/

That entire sentence makes no sense you fucking retard. Just talk about f1 please.

>imagine racing cars for a living and hanging out with fabienne for some track acclimatisation for fitness purposes

unreal

...

STILL

I

RISE

>care for a refreshing jog in the snow user

twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/918032283726241792

Who will be the first to admit to browse /f1/

>I shouldn't have put on these loose shorts
>think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts,...

Ricci has been on here, or knows this exists, I'm certain of it

>Ricky is waglad

each one of them are too normie to go beyond plebbit

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just wanted it to go to the last race of the season. its not fair lads. why cant we have good things?

What about this absolute qt also racing in the Audi sport TT cup this year. Also Cecotto Sr. and van der Garde have both raced in this years Audi sport TT cup.

>all those social media

they really try to cater for normies

who's replacing sainz at torro rosso for the next GP ?

Bet shes given a cheeky handy to Nico aswell.

...

dumb amerikneels

Williams should pay them to give Di Resta or Kubica a drive

It'll be the T-car for Kvyat after he torpedos someone at the start

Palmer

>T-car

Fucking bring this back NOW

The top 3 all get paddock passes and tickets for the 2017 GP (and winner gets a paddock club VIP ticket), and I think the other finalists all get regular grandstand tickets because otherwise what would be the point of flying them out there

Haryanto

>gets on the podium

What would Renault do?

For every answer.

wtf I hate Mercedes now

>because otherwise what would be the point of flying them out there

Trolling those nerd autists
>be an uber F1/game autist
>devote all your time to following F1 and playing F1 games
>"Congrats, you are selected for the final in Abu Dhabi Doo!"
>be super hyped
>go over there during race weekend
>lose
>be put on a flight back home just when the race is about to start

>now

That's what Bernie would have done. I miss him.

SEETHING

>being flown over to watch a glorified test session

Everything will be locked up by then, Brazil and Abu Dabbing will be some of the most pointless races of all time

>get 50 lashes and 6 months in the camps if you complain

That's nothing compared to what happens if they make eye contact with another male.

>Chase Carey has them stare each other down for a "photo op"
>police barge in as soon as their gazes cross

How do you even pronounce her last name?

Kesh-the-li

kest heh ye

Like it's spelled

Kes· zet· hel· yi

youtube.com/watch?v=ekneZRS08l8

Kubica testing at Silverstone in the 2014 Williams

"Kesthey", actually

youtube.com/watch?v=smaJkz8ybI4
youtube.com/watch?v=EVdDD3I_tK4

Has his arm fallen off yet?

For me it's Lewis Hamilton

yes please teach me about my own language dumdum

i agree, he is the worst driver on the grid who only got into f1 because hes black

78884335
please take time to shit post properly. You'll get your (You)'s back when you apply yourself and make an effort.

You should do the integration course again then. It's Kesthey and you are saying it wrong.

Can I look after their (you)? I will keep good care of it for sure

Kube-its-ah

You better not be tricking me Brit/pol/ poster

Legit unfiltered opinion on Lewis Hamiltons ability, without respect to his personality?

it's still rising

Very very good pace and car management. Overtaking largely untested.

Okay sorry I am autistic and ever since leaving Ireland I am afraid people here and in the west might hate me for being East African unconditionally so I use surrogate questions like this to find momentary relief and fight my agoraphobia

maybe as a dutch you pronounce that right but an australian won't

translate.google.com/#en/en/Kest heh ye

>Vettel
Only got into F1 because he sucked Helmut Marko's dick like a good girl

>Kimi
Only got into F1 because he doesn't talk much because of his injury and people mistook that for intelligence

>Ricciardo
Only got into F1 because he sucked Helmut Marko's dick like a good girl

>Verstappen
Only got into F1 because he sucked Helmut Marko's dick like a good girl and because his father is a former F1 driver

>Hamilton
Only got into F1 because he's black

>Bottas
Only got into F1 because he has backing from a Finnish billionaire

>Perez
Only got into F1 because he has backing from a Mexican billionaire

>Stroll
Only got into F1 because his father is a billionaire

>Massa
Only got into F1 because he's Brazilian

>Kvyat
Only got into F1 because he sucked Helmut Marko's dick like a good girl and because he has Russian billionaires backing him

>Sainz
Only got into F1 because he sucked Helmut Marko's dick like a good girl and because his father is a former WRC driver

>Grosjean
Only got into F1 because he has backing from French companies and because he has valuable contacts from his banker family

>Magnussen
Only got into F1 because he has backing from rich Danish dudes

>Ericsson
Only got into F1 because he has backing from Swedish billionaires

>Wehrlein
Only got into F1 because he's half-black

>Alonso
Only got into F1 because he let Flavio Briatore fuck him in both of his holes (in an order that might surprise you)

>Palmer
Only got into F1 because his father is a former F1 driver who owns the whole United Kingdom through his company

Only Ocon and Vandoorne are in F1 on merit. The absolute state of this semen slurping (((sport)))