>16 years of his life in Barcelona
>doesn't speak a sentence of Catalan
>still speaks 100% argentinian
>only has South American friends
>an Argentinian wife
>only eats Argentinian food
>only listen to Argentinian music
>dances to cumbia with his wife
at this point I wouldn't be surprised if his house was on an Argentinian street name.
And you dare call him 'spanish'?
People in Argentina are absolute morons
Hopefully last night you realize how lucky you are to have this GOAT
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The annihilator of Ecuador's paid U-20
>doesn't speak a sentence of Catalan
not so fast, jamal
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You dumb argies dont know how to treat your heroes.
he literally didn't even finish that sentence, you moron.
That's the joke
We dont really
Not even musicians
A FUCKING 8 SECONDS
We are really disrespectful with The Wachiturros and El crashno
>still speaks 100% argentinian
You can't speak Argentinian. They speak Spanish there.
Sprite comes from Argentina?
Imagine if Messi adopted calatunian culture.... They wouldve been independent a long LONG time ago
Charly Garcia ended up naked in the streets. Fucker had talent
Well Catalan is easy to understand I don't live in barcelona and I understand it, I guess he meant that
yeah but a very particular one
he had a second talent
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there's no point in learning Catalan, everyone speaks Spanish too and if you're a native speaker you can more or less understand it anyway
he clearly meant his dialect and accent, you massive cunt.
>Australian education
>dont know how to treat your heroes.
>maradona is a demigod in their country
if you live here and you don't learn it that's because you are just an idiot as messi who can barely tie his shoes
2-1 to Trinidad and Tobago
KEK
>only listen to Argentinian music
You wot m8? You know he loves us and listens to the based Manchester bands.
>still speaks 100% argentinian
He understands it, every catalan journalists ask him questions in catalan, he just doesnt speak it
In general migrants speak catalan if they are not from a spanish speaking country, cause they feel that's beyond them, "I already speak a language you people talk so there's no point."
French also have a problem with it as their nation has baned catalan in the past so learning it feels like treason to their jacobin roots.
People from the rest of the world on the other hand do learn it if they live here.
They see that we speak two languages so they learn both, first spanish of course as way more people speak it in the world.
>there's no point in learning Catalan
Rajoy, por favor.
Playing at Quito is tough. Last away win was in 2001. Pretty big achievement, also considering how pacey those niggas are.
This, plus: Evita/Juan Perón, Carlos Gardel etc
Also Maradona is totally shit person, Pelé is literally saint compared at him.
we love our heroes.
San Martin is like the untouchable hero to us, even when he never cared about argentina, was a pedo and let her wife die in the middle of nowhere
U20 man, the match was laid there for them to win.
CHI
ARG
with a shitty ip
MESSI TO CITY CONFIRMED!
I wonder what is IQ is. I'm guessing something like 80. Maybe 75.
>messi redditors haven't fucked off
Allegedly in the off-season he dressed up and performed around the UK in a cover-Oasis-band.
>browsing ledit
kys
>Can't speak catalan for longer than 8 seconds
quintessentially catalan
>only eats argentinian food
>sprite and cheese pizza are argentinian
He should've played for Spain. Then he would've won a couple WCs
>only eats Argentinian food
What is sprite and pizza?
there is more proof of him speaking japanese in commercials than this.
They might as well be if compare it to actual Italian pizza
>only eats Argentinian food
I always associated cheese pizza and sprite with America
pizza is italian and argentina is a spain italian hybrid
>tfw his actual surname is Messi Cuccittini
Messis mom got cucked, her surname is irrelevant
let me remind you that he gone missing in a WC final and two Copa America finals
a game against Ecuador don't do justice
reminds me of the russians in the NHL.
Pelé had his first time with a boy he fucked in the ass
but that's considered straight in brazil, correct?
yes
gone missing you mean he is a choker yes?
>Di Maria plays
>Argentina doesn't lose
>Di Maria is injured
>Argentina chokes
I' seeing a pattern here
>only eats Argentinan food
So what? It's fucking delicious. Better than that thing you call (((barbecue)))
forgot pic
There are other people like Maravilla Martínez who lived 5 years in Spain, despite being born and growing up here, and dropped the Argentine accent and speaks a mix of Castillian and central American accent
Messi speaks like he has never left Rosario. That's the point
Pele debuto with a pibe.
what do you think we call a bbq?
If he was from countryside his first time would be with a chicken or with a goat, why are you complaining?
>If he was from countryside his first time would be with a chicken or with a goat
We had a President who was a goat fucker. Maybe it is our Berber heritage
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damn, life in the amazon is tough
yes burger, what else
>Amazon
El Mito had never lived there
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>still speaks 100% argentinian
professional sportsmen barely can articulate a whole sentence in their mother language/dialect, don't wait that they can learn another one
this
is not like he speaks english
>don't wait
You can't, either
Tévez is fluent in Portuguese, Italian and English, now speaking some decent Chinese
why isn't it all spanish? i don't look at some britbong and be like "wow his english is so different than mine omg" or an aussie and be like "u wot m8 i cannot comprehend"
fucking third worlders can't even understand the same language from different countries
He's talking about the accent, other people drop it but Messi didn't. You must keep in mind he literally lived most of his life in Spain
Of course we understand each other....
argentinian accent is the hardest
We must be really smart then, even 1 year old kids know how to speak Argentine here lmao
t. Jimbo from Arkansas
Tell me if you can understand this.
Protip: You can't
>doesn't speak a sentence of Catalan
spotted the separatist traitor
girls here also fell for the british accent meme, I laugh when they say it's the best accent, they clearly haven't heard all the wonderful dialects of the island
>Spanish Education
Pizza is American.
Argentina is in America.
what we call bbq is poor quality meat smothered with spicy high fructose corn syrup
This. The problem with spanish is its heavy on slang used by each nation. You can understand the word but not understand the reference.
I'd say something like that. On the low end of average. He seems like a decent person though.
>t. poorfag
>Tevez
don't lie.
that niglet can't speak a word of english lmao
no way, he looks so intelligent you can tell he speak multiple languages. lmao
gallaghers are gods to us
they did a gig here yesterday, stopped it for the match against ecuador
they are rather popular in argentina
When is Catalonia getting its own flag on spee?
>Tevez
>bery deefeecool
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HAHAHAHA awesome
Here Tévez speaking Italian
wrong link kek
>>doesn't speak a sentence of Catalan
Stopped there. Your opinion is irrelevant and you're an embarrassment to American soccer fans on this board.
>Tévez is fluent
lol. I loved watching this guy, but he can barely speak Spanish.
Why is this? Was there songs used in popular radio? They are from very working class backgrounds
Good
It was there for 8 seconds but you missed it
>doesnt speak catalan
that's like blaming white americans for not speaking bix nood
viva la guardia civil
viva franco
rev the rotors
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