Wake the fuck up, American Sup Forums. Let's celebrate

>wake up
>remember that there will be no divegrass on TV next year
>realize that the mlels bubble is going to pop very soon
>yfw

fuck off

implying you wont watch every game.

>r-really guys w-we don't like soccer

meanwhile ratings and participation are going through the roof.

>soccer ratings
>going through the roof in America

You Americans sure love talking about sawker all the bloody time

feels good man. soccer isn't a sport it's a daycare and activity for moms to take children to. quit trying to force soccer into american culuture. it's shit.

>implying this isn't the best thing to happen to US Soccer in the long term
it was going nowhere and shit is getting blown up

Hopefuuly it stays blown up. That's where soccer belongs here.

I'm for one happy at these recent turn of events. Soccer dead when?

How pissed are whoever bought the tv rights for the world cup now?

>tfw espn will still shove soccer down our throats and spee will be unvisitable for a month
at least it will be during offseason for football, so i can just avoid sports sites all together

Aren't the hwhites supposed to be boycotting Yank football or some dumb shit like that?

full state of panic.

its gonna be on fox, my friend.

The golden generation tricked US soccer into thinking it was making improvements and the old system was starting to work. There's now indisputable evidence it doesn't work and we have to move to be more like other countries.
It can only go up from here. It simply doesn't get worse than losing to T&T and missing out on the WC.

>imagine having a 83% chance to qualify and you blow it
Hilarious how it wasn't even a goal.

i'll noon drink to that, buddy!

>Sweden
>yes

Feelsgoodman

>meanwhile ratings and participation are going through the roof.

tripling in just 10 years from 300 to 900 fans

>losing to Tunisia and Turkmenistan

>wake up in a my king sized bed in my central air conditioned 5 bedroom 3 bathroom house in my 99% white community
I don't know what happened to Sup Forums overnight or why it suddenly turned into Sup Forums, but feels good nonetheless.