>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why are Americans watching their own sports? They should be watching REEL sports like what we instruct them! >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA BTFO good thing these faggots aren't in the World Cup, now we don't have to deal with their cancerous presence everywhere!
Can you please make up your mind on what you want us to do, Sup Forums? One minute you're putting us at gunpoint for not liking soccer enough and the other minute you're laughing at us for not making it to the World Cup, counting your blessings at us getting eliminated, even though would we have made it, soccer would have grown exponentially.
Sup Forums has the worst double standards here. It's honestly pathetic.
Ryder Price
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA BTFO good thing these faggots aren't in the World Cup, now we don't have to deal with their cancerous presence everywhere!
Juan Butler
Americans are so fragile lmao
Robert Brown
Everyone knows Sup Forums and the tournament in general without you guys will not be the same.
We only banter you because we are in denial.
Julian Powell
It's jealousy, as always.
Brody Adams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA BTFO good thing these faggots aren't in the World Cup, now we don't have to deal with their cancerous presence everywhere!
Ryan Martinez
This looks bad even if you think you're baiting
Adam Foster
BUTTHURT U T T H U R T
Ethan Sullivan
soccer has as much chance at becoming popular here as competitive paint dry watching. shit's boring ass fuck to both play and watch. i'd take up golf before soccer.
Brandon Morris
cringed. it's you with the double standard by the way, not them, they care about the sport all the time while you occasionally pretend not to
Ayden Jones
don't talk shit about competitive paint dry watching you absolute bitch
Ryder Foster
embarrassing post tbqh...
Connor Cooper
Football not being the USA's main sport notwithstanding, being eliminated by Triangle & Toboggan is utterly humiliating. It should have been a staggeringly easy win for the USA, but they failed so hard it even led to elimination from the qualification stage.
Don't worry I have experience of working with people who have fragile mentalities and at their worse times of serious nerves they are unable to think things out rationally. It will pass.
Aiden Morales
I think australians and britsh people are like those friends that expected you at a party where they didn't know anyone and then you don't show up because your girlfriend made you stay home now they have to hang out with friendly strangers
Jaxson Hill
You are the rich chad, we want validation from you. Sometimes you try and is funny watching your fatass trying to dribble. We are sad inside that you are not coming with us and you just don't give a fuck.
James Anderson
Enjoy getting shot
Wyatt Lewis
dumb frogposter
Zachary Ortiz
this, it's always good memes when the Yanks somehow overperform and btfo real football nations
but this is also quite funny
Christian Morales
Is your brain being preserved for science after you pass on?
Camden Young
this
Jose Scott
>Biggest embarrassment to US football of all time >USA failing to qualify for the first time in years >Comedy gold losing to Trinidad and Tobago >Excitement already high on the board because of qualifiers
>WAHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF US, WE DON'T CARE
What did you expect us to do, not talk about it?
Blake Rogers
USA's soccer is worse and worse because all the soccer moms are busy sucking BBC instead of driving the kids to soccer games. Just a theory
Camden Gutierrez
The second part is done with everyone. It's banter.
Nicholas Brooks
Why?
Cameron Murphy
Is modern America so full of numales they can't handle a bit of banter ?
Elijah Rivera
well that's why they want you to watch their sports to make fun of you. now you are gone, what are they gonna do. duh
Gavin Thompson
/thread
Adrian Foster
Its all cultural, americans call soccer boring but then turn around to watch boreball and commercial bowl. Its all about giving a chance, even though i will always prefer soccer, ive been watching handegg and it isnt that terrible if you try to watch it with an open mind, sure the amount of commercials are ridiculous and theres alot of standing around doing nothing, but i found it to be quite comfy. Looking forward to thursday with tony romo comfy commentary. Basically its about giving things a chance, if americans learned the rules and watched the champions league they would probably find soccer entertaining.
Josiah Williams
This is a valid point in some cases but not this one. No one is saying this, we're just laughing at a calamitous turn of events. It happens to every country once in a while, you don't think people took the piss when we lost to Iceland?
Levi Edwards
This pic has always been quite accurate but it doesn't explain how the US got eliminated by Trinidad & Tobago in the qualification stage.
Cooper Ross
Saved. Nice OC
Joshua King
male children don't play soccer here tho they play little league, pop warner or simply basketball
Christian Kelly
American fragility
Dylan Gutierrez
Defend this Europe?
Zachary Cook
That is a lie and you know it. My brother literally coaches football in the USA
Nathan Evans
Holy shit go back to r/soccer you fucking retard
Ian Nelson
>Sup Forums is a hivemind
there always has to be one upset retard like op who makes these kinds of posts.
Dominic Lee
dude, they are jealous of us and they are gonna hates us no matter what. let go. they only want us to be here to make fun of us.
John Powell
its 80% banter and 20% autism, neither should bother you
Joshua Rodriguez
yeah, no.
Bentley Sullivan
my brother coaches cuckoldry in the UK
Jaxon Stewart
I'm not Europe but this shit is done with everyone. It's banter, ya fools. That's half the fun of football.
Justin Lee
BTFO
Kayden Mitchell
cant banter americans. we are fragile manchildren. we have it way too easy here. when you fuck up your teacher tells you nice try. and then we come here. boom. banter. wtf
Dominic Nelson
Well it's completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, so...
Gavin Ross
An American pastime.
Ayden Campbell
>LOL, Pulisic is LITERALLY the new king of Football, is coming home la >We don't care about sawker, we just made those 300 threads ironically
Talking about double standards, amerishart.
Brayden Brown
Why are American's so insecure?? Do they not have banter in their freedom land?
Bentley Gomez
The circumcision thing in America isn't actually due to jews at all. Just prudish christians.
Ryan Clark
They are all manlets. The average american is only 5cm taller then Messi who is considered midget
Henry Thompson
Americans don't understand banter, thus why every single american "banter" reply is just looking at a flag and thinking of the first stereotype they can about it.
Carter Richardson
Shut the fuck up Amerifats are even more annoying than Britbongs when their team somehow manages to not make a fool of itself
Brayden Davis
no why do you think we shoot up schools and malls
the vegas shooter browsed Sup Forums and moaned in bed according to his gf
Connor Cox
...
Julian Collins
let's not pretend that doesn't also describe 95% of banter aimed at americans
John Reyes
>imagine being this mad you make a thread with a frog, wall of text and redditspacing Lose weight.
Xavier Watson
every time i see these autistics "comics", soccer is supposed to be normie's sport, no?? i understand Sup Forums or /bant/ but sports? why would anime loving autists care about sports?
Henry Ross
Sup Forumsand ball has been around for years though and is popular on any boards with flags since most of the posts here are countries taking shots at other countries
Ian Martinez
Yeah but it feels like Americans aren't even trying. Like the concept of banter is foreign and they have to "engage banter mode"
Nicholas Brooks
>t. self proclaimed banter guru Your "banter" isn't any better. All you know is sharts in the marts.
Chase Myers
Don't take euros or spics seriously; they're fucking retarded
Evan Harris
>countries taking shots at other countries and not caring about the actual sports. that makes sense actually. i mean if you really love the game why the fuck would you post live during the game.
Eli Harris
lmao i'm fat, i'm going to enjoy getting shot because I'm brainwashed
do i sound like I'm trying now?
Eli Reyes
americanility is so fragile its cute
Cooper Rivera
Deal with it, ya bimbo
Brody Ross
your post just triggered 20 more who have been friendly so far. expect more banter.
Liam Taylor
My mom always tells me I am the best and my teachers say, every time I try it is a good job or a nice try. Why are you people so mean? You are supposed to accept me and like me.
Lincoln Wright
We just expect you to be consistent and make sense. Lots of Americans don't seem to notice euros do just about anything to make themselves feel better than Americans and their opinions on matters are highly situational to suit their existing prejudices towards Americans. Basically, lots of us can't wrap our heads around why you're such faggots all of the time