What toppings do real Italians put on their pizza?

What toppings do real Italians put on their pizza?

Smaller pizzas

semen

Thanks Guido, I know what I'll be putting on my 'za from now on!

badabing

badaboom

>when you see it

Italian/10

ananas

mamma mia!

vienna sausage and french fries

Spicy salame and black olives.

ITSA MEEE MARIOOOOOO

MEHRIO TIME

Americans are fucking retards and I hate them. Dirty pale anglo inbred faggots.

Mayonnaise, bacon, pineapple, bbq sauce, chicken and cheese.

I want to play with those pubic hairs.

Dio porco maledetto kill your fucking self

slam whatever you want on it, pizza is no more an italian dish, it's something the whole world prepare and enjoy. I wish they would cut it with the" Original pizza" "Napolitan Pizza" bullshit claims though

Greek Pizza is actually better, have some greek pizza from South New Jersey. You'll be amazed.

I am Greek

something about italian before english profanity is so fucking hilarious

Yep, fucking tasty

PIZZA IS GREEK

Pineapple, pastrami and pepperoni. Greek pizza is the real pizza though, you should have that instead

Cute twinks' semen

This, but the twinks have to be Finns or Estonian

Or english :3

He's my boyfriendo, don't even dare to say bad things about him >:(

Prosciutto and mushrooms
or
Anchovies and onions

fight me

french fries and wurstel
put some ketchup too

Damn, there must be a fucking forest in there

wifi only routers

I don't get it

pizza is nasty
most overrated food in history of mankind.

zitto animale

what's so good about pizza?
it's just flat bread with tomato sauce and cheese on top.

literally nigger food. do you like that?

>Argentina

You can't even banter anybody with that shitty flag of yours. Insect.

>it's a "butthurt Argentinian shits up a thread related to Italy with his autistic screeching" episode
This plot is getting kinda stale

>not putting ethernet cables on pizza

your italian mom is getting kinda stale

Swedish pizzas > Italian pizzas

This is the only acceptable pizza.
Rossini or gtfo

PIZZA IS GREEK

You are turk

self improvement