Its a truman wakes up depressed and hates himself because his upbringing was was terrible and his parents don't even...

>its a truman wakes up depressed and hates himself because his upbringing was was terrible and his parents don't even like him so he will never have emotionally fulfilling relationships because he is scared episode

The most appropriate use of this meme I've ever seen

>Its a Truman spends 2 hours farting and smelling his own farts episode

>its a truman still hasnt found his keys yet episode

>it's a truman realizes he only has himself to blame for his shit life

>it's a truman commits to something a falls short of it episode

>it's a truman over promises and under delivers episode

>it's a truman is slowly realising that greatness and success will forever be outside of his reach episode

>it's a trumans flatmates have been having a party in the kitchen all evening so he just sits in his room hungry wishing they would just fuck off so he can eat episode.
This one was funny at first but now they've started airing it near weakly I'm pretty sick of it desu.

>It's a truman plans on having a productive evening but then ends up downloading far more niche fetish porn than he can reasonably watch even in a month episode

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>it's a shit get

>It's a Truman's sole fulfillment in life comes from sweet GETs episode

Shit mods babysitting roleplaying threads again by someone who has no postology skill?
no trump oscars threads tho right mate ;^)

>It's a Truman gets repeating digits but can't celebrate with anyone episode

jesus

I want you to have my asshole.


Spit in my mouth and call me daddy.

>it's an user turns out to be Truman and we're all watching his get be criticized episode

wasted

>it's a Truman got a rough blowjob last night and he just noticed his dick is bruised with teeth marks episode

Ah, the problem that has plagued man for centuries

>its a Truman becomes the star of a septs thread but everyone tells him he wasted his get and he should kill himself episode

>That episode where Truman is eating dinner with his girlfriend and she starts to choke.
>She's flailing around on the floor, cheeks turning blue as she wordlessly pleads with Truman to save her.
>He just watches, mildly amused as he continues to chew his food.
>Suddenly a skydiver crashes through the ceiling just in time to administer CPR before passing out from a broken leg he got botching the landing.

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>its a truman recognises some pasta episode

>It's a truman wastes his once in a lifetime septs

checked

>It's a Truman tries to make a respectable get and fails episode

Excellent get.

This won an Emmy for Best writing if I'm not mistaken.

>it's another Truman spends all day on Omegle episode
sick of these reruns

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
INCLUDE ME IN CAP

kek

How was this show so popular? Most of these episodes sound unwatchable.

Nice. But do you people really watch the whole movie rather than just skipping through to find the good stuff?

Most of the episode wouldn't be allowed to air.

>it's a truman goes to sleep with tears on his face and dreams that he wakes up and is thirteen again only to be awoken by his alarm and masturbates out of anger.

What a waste..
Really makes me think

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>it's a Truman realizes that although his parents loved him, they weren't mature enough to raise him properly, and let him get away with far too much and let him live a comfortable life with no responsibility until he was 19 and now expect him to be a hard working functional member of society episode

>its a Truman takes the chance will the baby is asleep to do terrible, depraved things to his wife but the baby wakes up right at the end and she has to go calm her down with cum and spit running down her face

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Witnessed.

>It's a Truman hits a child on a tricycle backing out of his driveway and his best friend parachutes in to save the child while Truman is digging a hole episode

>it's a Truman is slightly attracted to his mother but doesn't want to admit it episode

>it's a Truman watches incest JOIs and ignores his mother's phonecalls episode

>It's a major cast member who sees Truman every day gets recast and Truman doesn't notice because they're black

>it's a Truman rapes his wife after she says no and his best friend shows up with beer while he's muffling her tearful screams for help episode

Underrated

>It's a Truman becomes obsessed with anime episode and insists his wife call him Truman senpai episode

>It's a Truman wakes up in his own vomit and once again promises himself it's the last time he'll drink episode

wow, i've seen that one before

>It's a Truman chokes himself with a belt to jack off, but passes out and his best friend parachutes in through the ceiling to save him episode

That episode was so fucking cash

>It's a Truman tries to be young again episode and does blow off a hooker ass, but she was really his best friend, Marlon, in disguise who was trying to teach him a valuable lesson about drug safety.

I can't believe how much I relate with Truman, especially that episode. I wish there was some way to tell him

>It's a Truman feels tired all the time and wonders if this is how it will be for the rest of his life episode

>it's a Truman tries to leave town but the roads all leading out of town explode episode

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>it's a Truman tries to firebomb the black neighbors right as his best friend was driving over to show off his brand new firetruck episode.
that one was a little weird

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>it's a Truman wishes he could go back episode
>it's a Truman regrets every decision he's ever made episode

>it's a Truman watches a movie that references him in a joke, freaking him out right before the power cuts out, when the power comes back on it's a different movie and he never can find a rerun of the movie he was watching and everyone says they never heard of the movie before episode

that's like every other season

>It's a Truman runs off in the woods evading people and civilization season
i mean once was enough

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>It's a Truman talks to himself when no one else is around, but gets embarrassed and tells himself to shut up episode

Loling only because I remember you from the other thread. Clean your room nerd

>It's a clip show episode in the first season episode

>It's a Truman shops for a body pillow episode

>it's a Truman notices a camera on a tree but his friend parachutes in and chops down the tree before he can tell anyone else episode

This parachute meme isn't funny

>it's a Quantum Leap 2 part crossover episode episode

>It's a Truman looks at pictures on facebook of girls he knew in high school and wonders what their lives are like now episode

>it's a Truman watches all the good JOI videos and doesn't know what to do now that theres no other ones to watch episode

yes it is

>it's an "'>it's a Truman does ____' thread that gets bumped 100 times because people have to tell OP to fuck off instead of ignoring and hiding the thread" thread

>it's an user hasnt read the thread and doesnt realize why its getting bumped episode

Lol imagine the random celebrity cameos this show would have that Truman wouldn't even be aware of.

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oh boy my fucking favorite

>Truman is completely oblivious to the fact that his doctor is Norm Macdonald with a real doctor giving him instructions through an earpiece

>being this wrong

>it's a truman buys a gun and goes on a rampage episode

>it's a truman cries AGAIN because he saw the time to say goodbye gabe the dog video

he really liked that dog man

>it's a truman takes the day off work but doesn't tell his wife and he parks his car at the end of the street waiting for his wife to leave for work but she doesn't actually have a job because she's just an actress in truman's life so after an uneventful half hour of waiting the director tells his wife to drive off somewhere and then truman returns home and tries to suck his own dick for an hour until he throws out his back and as he's naked on the floor he writhes in pain while he tries to dress himself but the pain is too intense and his wife eventually returns home and asks truman what happened and through the tears truman tells his wife that he got a phonecall from the neighbors while he was at work saying that there were two strange men lurking around in truman's house so truman went home to confront them at which point the thieves overpowered him and raped him as a form of punishment and then before leaving they told truman that he can't go to the police over this otherwise they'll kill truman's wife episode

>it's a Truman thinks he has the superpower to be invisible and christof has everyone ignore him and he finds out that his mom never loved him episode

>It's a Truman finally works up the courage to kill himself, but the hardware store is out of rope, the gun store is out of ammo, and the pharmacy is closed for renovations.

>It's a "Truman came in thinking the thread had a lot more content but it was just a big get" episode

fucking kek. holy shit

>It's a Truman plans to rape a woman he's crazy about and cops are literally everywhere due to "bomb threats"

>it's a Truman rejects a girl that is into him because he doesn't like her skin color episode

>It's a Truman is sleeping with two different young girls behind his wife's back, but she knows from watching the show and is really hurt because she genuinely loves him but has to go on pretending she doesn't know episode

>its a truman dreams about the person he fucked over all those years ago, then gets extremely paranoid and wakes up in the middle of the night to check the locks

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>it's a Truman goes to the pet store to get a cat and says it's a surprise for his wife but them kills it in his back yard episode

>It's a Truman wakes up in the morning and stares at the ceiling for an hour unable to move with tears streaming down his face, terrified of facing his coworkers for another day episode

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>its a truman gets included in the screencap episode

>It's a Truman starts to experiment with his college roommate, but it's the early 90s and too controversial for TV so one day his roommate suddenly disappears episode

haha