Literally the easiest qualifier of the World Cup

>literally the easiest qualifier of the World Cup
>cant qualify
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t. CONMEBOL

Americans don't care about spic-kick, playing soccer in high school is on the same level as being in band or drama club

bra7i1

>i will keep spamming my unfunny thread because no one replied to last one

you know you are talking to the hardest qualifier dont you?

I honestly couldn't name a soccer player not named Pele, Messi or Ronaldo if I had a gun pointed to my head, and I'm sure most burgers are the same way

lol

Lose weight and beat Trinidad and Tobago. Also, don't reply to me.

This is coming from the country where you eat monkeys in soup. You're basically an underdeveloped China

tell me how it isnt

because UEFA is harder, beaner.

>Combebol
>Easy
el americANO señores

quiet you traitor

>it may not seem like it, but this is what development looks like

Oceania is clearly the hardest

stop the bullying ;_;

they started it

>his country is so underdeveloped he doesn't even have motorized shopping carts

JUST

Oops

lol tell me how qualifying in UEFA is harder than conmebol? I mean omg clearly it is impossible to beat a group with faroe islands and hungary

>Hey America-kun do you play chess
>"not really but i could give it a try"
>Okay I challenge you
>"ok"
>AHHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA YOU SUCK AT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
>*everyone laughs at America*

>beat faore islands and hungary
>end up 3rd and don't qualify

>beat bolivia and venezula
>finish 5th and qualify

Easy to see which is harder

ah yes clearly bolivia and venezuela are the same level as kosovo, faroe islands and others

>amerifats can't play chess either
ayyy lmao

>first time you haven't qualified since 1986

Any team that qualified for South America would've qualified easily in any group sans A and G

HAHAH TAKE THAT DRUMPF #NotMyPresident

holy shit this is embarassing

right in the feels

>tfw too developed to beat some literal who island in footie

They had a 93% chance for go through and they blew it lol

that reminds me of something else

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>Hey America-kun do you play chess
>"not really but i could give it a try"
>Okay I challenge you
>"ok"
>wow rest of the world this is kind of fun
>wow i'm actually good at this EVEN BETTER THEN YOU REST OF THE WORLD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING LOOK AT ME LOOK HOW GOOD I AM I AM THE FUTURE
>loses a chess game against a blind three years old


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

>>Funny, no?

>>Serves them right

SAYS THE MASS SHOOTING MOTHER FUCKER .

>hurr durr making fun of the USA

What are you, 12? Wait till your backward-ass, 3rd world country needs help and the USA gives you a fat, middle finger.

Fuck off.

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>implying Trinity & Tomato can play chess

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Very funny, ass-wipe.

At least in the USA we have running water.

Most of these threads are started by Brazilians in the vain hopes that people will forget the brutal sexual assault the German people perpetrated upon them in the form of 7-1.

burgers. don't. care. about. soccer. If the Netherlands didn't make it, I won't watch period.

I wouldn't be 100% sure on that.

nothing runs in your country

>hey America, wanna play chess?
>okay!

*spends hundreds of millions of dollars on chess facilities*
*hosts the biggest chess competition in the world*
*plays hundreds of chess matches and is actually quite good*
*invites lots of investors and chess players to further develop chess as a sport in America*
*puts in another bid to host the chess championships*
*and another bid*
*a little stoner kid from the Carribean beats him*
>"ha! Well, it's not like we were trying or anything. Chess is stupid! We don't even play it here, it's a dumb game for children!" *throws board across the room*

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Fucking hell m8

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ive not seen this woman posted for years

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Doesn't America just not care about the sport? If we took it as serious as baseball, football, and basketball we would probably be the best.

Bruh. Someone gift this ape with Sup Forums gold.

>w-we don't even like soccer w-we could win i-if we cared

The good days of gameshow threads are long dead

guys. this is getting a little weird. ever for Sup Forums

I don't think you realize most of the americanons are just trolling your asses.

TRUMP gonna nuke NK only for this.

Not even mad. (hahahahahahaa)

K E K

well said, Tião

someone make a fake trump tweet @USMNT.

>"bunch of losers"
something to that effect

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