Scored back to back hattricks against Bayern and Atletico in the CL

>scored back to back hattricks against Bayern and Atletico in the CL
No way he's not winning the D'or right?

>the finisher of faroe islands

>the annihilator of Andorra

>the liquidator of Latvia

> the slayer of San Marino

>die schmutzdecke der schweiz

You already know it's a done deal. Been that way since the CL win.

Name one (1) thing Messi has done since 2015 except score against a geriatric Buffon and an eliminated Ecuador missing their 3 best players

Name one (1) thing Canada ever did.

that 'leaf' ronaldoposter isn't canadian

I won already lol, damn that was easy

>invisble for 350 days a year
>get ballon d'or
how does he do it? must be the instagram account

>canadian flag
Yeah, sure, and I'm 100% italian blood. An european stranded in Brazil.

>the sweeper of swit-
Oh wait, that's actually based New Postiga, who also scored against all teams in the qualifying group. Can't name a more complete portuguese striker tbqh.

Which big club will sign him next season and for how much?

>losing to bolivia
>scoring against part time cocoa farmers who got eliminated like 3 months ago
>having to pay them anyway
>have to play the mighty australia in the playoffs

>scoring 10 against bayern, atletico. juventus
>winning back to back champions leagues
>becoming the only player to score in 3 champions leagues
>directly qualifying for russia

Really shows the standards both players are held to

Several of those goals should have been ruled out

Bbilan will probably do everything to keep him. They're well aware of how much dabbing strikers are worth in this current market.

seriously, look at the rest of the list. Who would honestly deserve it more than TSUU-sama ?

you know what I meant don't be sassy

>>losing to bolivia
>>scoring against part time cocoa farmers who got eliminated like 3 months ago
>>having to pay them anyway
>>have to play the mighty australia in the playoffs
Who'd be that?

Ok, argentinian working abroad in Colombia and making six digits in an office.

The executer of Eibar

>the balloon moor

>the butcher of Budapest

fuck off, that's ANDRÉ SILVA's title

If he doesn't win it then it's literally rigged

The terminator of trinidad and tobago

>the kang of Armenia

>The terror of Gibraltar

>the beast of boliv-
>the punisher of per-
>the extinguisher of eliminated ecuador

He couldn't do it on a wet Tuesday night in Couva senpai

>The destructor of the Vatican City

Bolivia and Peru would totally wreck any of these European teams listed in this thread

What are you trying to prove leaf?

>The Scourge of Slovenia

The murderer of Montenegro

>The Incinerator of Israel

>The Mutilator of Montenegro

>The Kuller of Kikes

the why dont they

Because those European teams don't qualify for world cups...?

>The Guillotine of Getafe

>The assassin of Liechtenstein

remind me again when bolivia or peru qualified thanks

Are you an idiot on purpose or what? Just leave this football thread and go club some seals you fucking dumbshit

peru qualified for Russia.........

they are literally better than Chile

>be complete SHIT throughout the whole qualifiers
>t-they're actually good I s-swear

LITERALLY CANNOT BE MADE UP

>The Nostromo of Shlomo

I'm not saying Peru are good, I'm just saying I'm 100% sure they'll defeat San Marino, Andorra, Vatican City, Lietchenstein, Moldova, Faroe, Cyprus, England, Monaco or Israel

>messi goals versus qualified teams
>1
>goals vs ecuador
>3
Big game player la

can't wait for this mincing fag to retire so we can worship the GOAT in peace

Totally agree, no more americans going on about who appears in the most nike commercials

>couldnt even score against part time swiss bankers
fraud

Someone post his new instagram photo

i will legitimately be praying that this guy a quarter as bad as postiga was