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We suggest ways to fix soccer.

No Americ- oh wait that already happened

>it's an "American pretends to understand football" episode

Please stick to talking about NFL players' personal life

fpbp

>An american poster in Sup Forums

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No injury time
Multiple game suspensions for diving
If a player goes down for more than 3 minutes, he shouldn't be allowed to go back in until the scond half, or next game
Automatic instant replay for every penalty, offside and goal scored

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Seriously though -- red cards for any kind of simulation

*dives*

has Britain, dare I say it, brought the Americans to their knees?

Games would be keeper vs keeper

punish the shitskins for rolling around pretending to be hurt anytime they get into the opposing team's penalty area

>No offside
>Keepers (who now only are required to kick the ball really hard) takes a goal kick
>20 players in opposition goal
>Every player is 6'3 trying to get a touch and direct it in
>Repeat for the entire match

i'd watch that

fpbp, as usual

For me, it's unleashing attack dogs onto the pitch if the game goes to extra time.

SAVAGE

Do not make scoring a continuous thing through out the season.

So what if you won the game with 1 goal while another team won with 5 goals.

The refs could give red cards to fouled players because they thought the player was diving

Sometimes there's a foul and the player exaggerates so the referee notices, getting red card for this would be senseless

It would favor teams who play murderball

>player who receives the foul must take the free kick/penalty
would change anything?

i mean it would be pretty funny to see someone with a broken ankle or some shit try and take it

As much as we want to remove diving from the sport, it's really just impossible at the minute without ruining the flow of the game

Also as for an actual suggestion: only captains can discuss things with the ref

It would certainly be more physical(as it should be), playing murderball is another thing.

completely transform the penalty rule
>award PK only in blatant goal opportunities inside the box
>award special free kick inside the half-moon (don't know how they call it) for every minor foul/incident inside the box that wouldn't result in a major scoring opportunity
this way refs can more fairly call out minor fouls during worthless plays without rewarding the team with a certain goal

also for KO matches do a PK shoot-out before the extra time so one of the teams is already at an advantage and will go forward with a draw

>If a player goes down for more than 3 minutes, he shouldn't be allowed to go back in until the scond half, or next game
>Automatic instant replay for every penalty, offside and goal scored
These are actually decent ideas

>player dives
>review the video after the game
>if they decide it was a dive he's suspended
no more diving

oh my

It'd be an advantage to defenders, they would strategically foul certain players

Let's be honest, you waste more time taking a penalty shot than a quick instant replay.

well, it happens in basketball

video replays, red card and 3 match ban for simulation, wage caps, transfer fee caps and reform fair play regulations to forbid government ownership of clubs.

>"football players are pussys"
>they're allowed to use their bodys to push each other away
>basketballers get free throws for the slightest whiff
>basketballers jump to the rim knowing they wont score in hopes to get a foul
hmm

>it's another "Sup Forums bullies Americans" episode
And yet you folks wonder why we keep to ourselves

6v6 but normal size pitch

Sometimes even with multiple replays it's hard to tell. If there's any contact you're gonna have to let them away with it because it's such a thin line. So then you're only getting rid of the really obvious dives that have no contact.

That's not even to mention how long this all takes. It could be 5 minutes waiting around waiting for a decision, and that is crucial in a sport like football where the clock is always running. You'll have the matches all run massively into extra time. Imagine an El Clasico with this, they'd spend half the match reviewing footage

worked for rugby, 9's is very watchable

we bully you because we love you America
don't you ever forget this

Everybody calls basketball players pussies. Even americans.

Losers that aren't underdogs always get shat on, nothing new under the sun

And yes I am aware that if diving rules were stricter people would do it less but it'd be gradual and wouldn't sort it out completely.

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better than what the sport has turned into

Geez I came here to post this

Soccer just needs ONE change:

Female football has to be played with a sexy kit.

Fpbp

MUH-MUH-MUH-MULTIBAAAAAALL

>suspended
>not euthanized

It's too much at the minute. If there was some hypothetical piece of equipment that could detect diving then it would be amazing, but there's too many variables at play that it can't really work without massively changing the way the sport plays.

I think one of the best aspects of football is how there's no stoppages and timeouts like in Amerilard sports

most players are lesbos without ass, waist or tits

PLEASE STOP

It varies from country to country

>Sup Forums bullies Americans
The popular hot girl gets attention, not bullied, user. Why do you think I made this thread? It'll be up for another 12 hours with 3rd world shitskins arguing with each other desu.

M U L T I B A L L

nah, m8, there are fucking real injuries and there are faggots like Romero rolling in the grass for a whole minute and then standing up and running like anything else had happened

You've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelette.

There's a lot of semen demons instead. A lot.

I like these threads, they actually bring up some interesting discussion and are pretty funny

>americans can't take the banter
what a surprise

if you want to see hot athletes watch tennis or olympic games

soccer is not a sport for feminine girls

>calling our fellow Sup Forumsfriends 3rd world shitskins
rude and uncalled for. please be kind to your fellow shitposters.

>no Offside
So the striker can just stay in the adversary area waiting for a long pass? That would be just ugly to see.

NO PASSING TO GOALKEEPER ALLOWED

Underrated

Try not to break a wrist wanking yourself off. Hot girls also get raped.

NBA is the pussiest American sport by far

Asia and oceania
Conmebol and concacaf

Play the last playoffs.

Extra time - replace the ball with one of these

Blatter please

first minute, first second.

The captain is climbing into the neighbors yard to recover the only match ball while their cunty jack russell nips at his calves

I want the banter to stop

EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG BOY
I'VE PLAYED THE SILVER BALL

Make it rugby
Also this
I don't want to have to think about soccer

Make it football or basketball

Rugby is superior

Already done; VAR.

Hipocrites would defend "las cosas del fĂștbol".

Expect a better implementation on Russia WC... Oh wait x2.

Make everything america yes.
What do we do about Lasagna?
Make it hotdogs

KEK

Multiball

You can use your hands

The most privileged side has to play on their knees.

To protest a ref decision you have to kneel.

When a goal is scored, all the crowd must take a knee.

How do the players kneel when they're already on the ground pretending to be injured?

That was the rule when I was a kid.

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Allow 5 extra subs in extra time.

Subed players can go back in like basketball.

No, you review the footage after the game. Then suspend or fine players who dive in flagrant / obviously unsportsmanlike ways. There's literally no reason NOT to do this.

More terraces in engla-
oh wait

fpbp, eternally

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RICED

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R-really?

I don't think I'll ever understand why foreigners think Brits on here would be offended by Hillsborough jokes, which were introduced on Sup Forums by us to begin with.

No manlets

>girls also get raped.
You would be an expert on the matter wouldn't you?

aha

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP