That one guy in the office today that tried to talk about soccer as if anyone but him gave a shit about that third...

>that one guy in the office today that tried to talk about soccer as if anyone but him gave a shit about that third world sport

Hope he gets promoted

Don't kill yourself.

>mfw five people today asked me how sad I was the us wasn’t in the World Cup
>mfw I had no idea

Fuck off monkey

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>be Brazilian
>get shot

>go to Sup Forums
>no sports discussion
>literally just people attacking each other

why. why can't we just get along.

>claim to not care about it
>opens up thread after thread to boast about not caring about it

>golden lel image
>terrible post
everytime

Really going deep to try to portray your nation as apathetic, amerifats.

>We don't caer

thread number 1819807717

>t-truly americans c-care about soccer...r-right guys?

hahahahahaha

>literally just people attacking each other
but user, that's what sports are

this
what did they mean by this?

Shut the fuck up, you damn Canuck. Go drink some Tim Horton's.

Americans are such cucks that if their wife asks for a threesome with Trinidad they suggest Tobago as the third guy.

>all the foreign shitskins in here trying to pretend as if their opinions are relevant

"We don't care about this sport" thread #4562

tf
tp
Awful humour as usual

what the fuck Canada I thought we were friends.

who the fuck is pulisic

some kind of russian paper towel brand?

>I D-DON'T C-CARE! I S-SWEAR!!!!

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What a fag

>mfw he gets thoroughly butthurt when I keep calling it soccer

>makes fun of real football
>his national sport is rugby for pussies

Desperate non-Americans have to feel better about themselves so they shit on the USA for not winning a sport it doesn’t care about to soothe the shame of being completely outclassed in every other way by a nation that’s barely over 200 years old. Imagine the pain of being a European and claiming a thousand years of history only to be absolutely dominated by some 200 year old upstart of criminals and niggers.
I’d be completely assmad about that too and talk all the shit I could.

Who's pulsic

this dezu. as an american i can shit on america for hours on end but ultimately I know any non american talking shit is just trying to cope with the fact that we a stammped the biggest footprint on the history of mankind in a of timeframe that is 1 chapter in the book of their country's history.

Advances in science and technology in america are advnaces in the world. American pop culture is the world's pop culture. It's literally
1.America
POWER GAP
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GAP
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everyone else

>mfw i referee soccer and even i hate it

>GET SHOT
>BE AMERICAN
>LASVEGAS