Making some lunch to eat while overenjoying the kino

>making some lunch to eat while overenjoying the kino
>go back to living room
>see this
What would you do?

Ask her why she's making that dumb pose.

Yell "get off my property" while shooting at her with a hunting rifle.

>unzip dick

I dont even have anything valuable to steal. Aside from my figurines

What about your virginity?

He said valuable.

You do realize that taking the virginity of a grandwizard grants you special powers, right?

I'm sure she would be happy to help you with your virginity user

It's an one in a lifetime chance

I'm saving it for my waifu though

Ask her if she'd like to be my cat.

>think its a thief
>shot her repeatedly
>shots connected
>i now have a dead body of catwoman in my house
>realise batman will kill me
>try to hide body
>she comes back to life, shot her again
>damn bitch they weren't kidding about 9 lives

what next?

...

she's already a cat user

at most, she's gonna dom you, use you as her fucktoy and hold your face down against the floor forcefully making you watch her breaking things across your room with her heels and stealing your personal goods

What are you on about? Sup Forums can't read.

tie her up and do what you have to do.

lots of cummies

but I want her to tie me up?

Bad kitty

BRRRAAAAAP

turn off the tv

You better be prepared to tenderly milk her titties and let her toy with your dick. Cats like that!

...

nice

came all around her clit

which movie is this?

me on the left

Came to post this.

>ass scene
>selection of material doesn't match the ass
>ass looks like a beach ball

love and other drugs

Rewind it to the beginning and have a good laugh then turn it off.

Jump on.

Wherever I am I must rape