Bond...the names Jane Bond

can this actor take on the iconic 007 role and become the first Jane Bond?

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>can act
>english

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Will Jane Bond be a lesbo?

Would watch desu

We could have Salsa as Moneypenny

post more sexy maisie i want to fap

Bond's meant to be attractive.

>can act

not sure about that user

I'd like to show her my Thunderballs

Female Bond is just a slag.

bonds supposed to be sophisticated and debonair. All she's proved she can do is a scruffy oik child thing. She does it well but the roles are worlds apart.

Just admit it, you want to fuck her so you're going to try force her into any franchise you can, arent you?

>Take the shot
>aim for the face

Why does she have to lean on the fame of a male led film franchise? If women are so strong why can't they make their own spy movies without borrowing the franchise of what they 'despise'?

>can this actor

Not really, James Bond is supposed to be a very stereotyped version of what a badass man looks like. They're strong, tall, muscular, attractive and are able to be extremely successful womanizer (that's actually one of their main skills).

Could Maisie seduct a russian billionaire, who is used to the best escorts on the market? Of course not.
Yet Sean Connery could seduce that billionaire's wife.

An hypothetical Jane Bond should be stunning, and her beauty should be somewhat conventional, almost generic.

>vodka martini, shaken, not stirred and put some extra chromosomes in it

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Kill yourself

No. Too young and immature.

Jane Bond could work, but you need someone older, more mature, and more sophisticated.

She'd have to be.
Bond's womanising and misogyny is more a part of the character than his gender.
A lesbian Bond would be more true to the character than a straight female Bond or a gay male Bond.
Bond treats women like shit, treats them mean to keep them keen and then charms the pants off them.
A Bond hitting on guys wouldn't work, no matter what gender Bond was. Guys would fuck anything. Bond needs to be irresistible.

I'm trying but then people like you give me (you)'s and keep me alive.

James Bond in the books is basically a WWII SAS operative working for MI6 so he is in his mid forties and fit though not as fit as a young man and has experience but also vices. To be fair women throw themselves at him as much as he is a 'womanizer' and it's true that the mid-forites agegroup is one of the most appealing to young women.

If that's all you have to live for then kill yourself.

i want to ____ Maisie

help her? what else?

James Bond is not a fucking designation. Or a rank. It's his fucking NAME!

James Bond is a white man. He always was, and always should be.

Now, 007 can be literally anybody. That is a designation and Bond is only one of many who've held it.

THEREFORE: Idris Elba (or a woman) cannot play Bond. He can however play 007.

And no, "Jane Bond" is equally as pathetic. James had no sister or children.

Ian Fleming would be fucking beside himself with rage.

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HOLY FUCKING YUM

jeez, calm down, nobody will take away your gay 007 gay fantasy

I'd eat her pussy

>can act

LMAO this board is fucking retarded.

I didn't personally like her buy she's growing into a pretty hot little sloot imo.

Post moar Maisie plz.

she is not tall enough not imposing enough not even close to swave enough and without a doubt not nearly dominate enough a women could play the part just not this women

From a 2/10 hutchback to a 3/10 hutchback

So new bond is into underage looking girls?

You can't even spell hunchback shut up.

Because to them, "progress" is an addiction. Something must be disrupted and confronted and changed at all times, regardless of the consequences.

Damn Maisie Williams looks like *THAT* ?

You say that like I'm supposed to give a fuck.

>not knowing that there is a surgically implanted hutch in her back

>No I can't be wrong its not possible I'll just make up some shit and they will believe me.

>Jane Bond

I don't even like the series and I'm offended

>The names bond.
>Jamel Bond.

As a country of the Caliphate, I fully expect this to happen soon.

Praise Allah.

I've fucked worse

>being autistic

i bet yours are more like post-burnt match stick ends

more like james bomb lmao

he's hindu

Talk shit about her face but I bet she fucks great.

And why not a spanish James Bond? Like Alfredo Duro

>english
is this supposed to be a good thing? there has never been a good english bond

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same but i blame the alcohol

>portrait of 20th century masculinity.
>A Rolemodel every man would wish to be.
>becomes a woman, because diversity

Whats wrong with Jew-llywood?

She is very strange. A lot of the time she looks average but she can scrub up amazingly well. She has outstanding legs.

the time of men is over.

Get used to it, kid.

>that fucking face

Her and Sophie will be pretty hawt when they get their inevitable nose jobs.