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Muh petition getting shilled on sky news edition.

previous thread: Johnson vows EU cooperation after referendum result: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36637037

Update on the petition: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36634407

Commie Corbyn shills are in full effect, ignore them.

Corbyn Your Enthusiasm: youtube.com/watch?v=5NXMqdiZbes

Scotland everybody: youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY

More on Scotland: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html

Nigels speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=ma3SAUqnUMA

Morality man: youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o
Davey's resignation speech: youtube.com/watch?v=uMXWNtXfCoc

By popular demand: youtube.com/watch?v=4XYBIUGJvzs&app=desktop

Feels: youtubedoubler.com/?video1=85tiHNpywY0&start1=0&video2=87Xkr8z3lEo&start2=0&authorName=Nigel Farage the Brave

Thread themes: youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

We did it for him, lads: youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs
Memes: youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY

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Watching Faisal Islam shout shit at the MPs going in to cabinet this morning is hilarious

What if...

Corbyn was secretly a Tory? Think about it, all his positions he's taken his entire political career have been damaging to Labour, he consistently voted against the Labour government under Blair and Brown, and now is wrecking his own party from the inside.

It makes you think...

These threads need more remain butthurt

JUST

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Why doesn't Corby love EU isn't he a gommunist?

>british """"democracy""""

The petition is a minor sideshow, at best.
The supporters seems to be "young and educated".

Are these the same "young and educated" people who failed to turn out to vote?

Yes. Plenty of buyer's remorse.

I honestly think university makes most teenagers dumber, the average chav on the council estate has more common sense than university graduates

>Why doesn't Corby love EU isn't he a gommunist?

Probably one of those 'switched on leftys' (i've been told they exist) and realise that cheaper low skilled labour actually causes wage stagnation, puts pressure on GPs, hospitals, and schools thus costing more money, and gives greedy employers an excuse not to train their own staff. (fair enough, why should they? but when we have our own unemployed, priority should be given to them, THEN look outside, otherwise you'll make everything worse)

See, i think they actually did turn out to vote, they just didn't count on others actually doing the same.

>America wants to quickly get back into trade agreements with the UK
>Norway interested in a trade agreement
>Russia interested in a trade agreement
>Brazil interested in a trade agreement
>China interested in a trade agreement
>EU want to fuck UK as hard as possible to keep the other EU states in line

Literally everyone acts like fucking adults while the EU acts like a fucking child who ignores it's parents because they bought a iphone 6 with 8gb instead of 16gb memory.

If they take too long to choose a leader, the Queen should force a new GE or something to that extent.

Need cute countryball comic of this

>tfw long standing conservative party member
who do i pick boys

You forgot Malaysia - they want one too, one of the first to declare it.

>tories looking for new leader
>massive shake up in Labour, purging Blairites
>Lib Dems just stated in manifesto they will reinstate EU membership
>talks of a new party being needed
>Article 50 not invoked yet

It all points to a snap general election.

How many imagishekels were lost today?

>It all points to a snap general election.
No.
Far from it.

CCTV literally

Vote split // On the #EUref result (Remain / Leave):
Happy: 4% / 92%
Unhappy: 88% / 1%
Indifferent: 7% / 5%
(via ComRes)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/746820394217259008

strawpoll.me/10599544
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This, truth is the level needed to attend uni is lower than ever before because education has been made into a business and it enforces a culture of arrogance where students believe the mere act of attending a classroom on 1 subject qualifies them for excellence in every subject. True story I debated a "politics phd" student in town during the ref who for a start spewed the 70 yrs of peace meme which i destroyed him on and finished by telling me the Labour party was on a massive comeback.... Unis are breeding robots who suit specific employment needs and absolutely nothing else in life. In a intuition required think for yourself moment they all freeze trying to think of textbooks for the answer.

How's this coming across on your side? Are we being bashed by German media, and is there any publication that is thinking we might have a point?

>No Mr.Bean
>No Mr.Blobby

TYBCorbyn

> Turns on tv
> Aljazeera news is on
> Someone was talking about how jews were controlling the world

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why are some here pushing for Mogg? He was a remainer and its obvious the country needs someone from the Leave camp to lead for all parties

>mates found out I voted leave
>told my mates the market will recover fine
>Mfw it's even lower this morning

I look like a right cunt

>>Norway interested in a trade agreement
>>Russia interested in a trade agreement
>>Brazil interested in a trade agreement
>>China interested in a trade agreement

Reminds me of a game i played.

And Ghana

Fantastic.

TRADING IN RBS AND BARCLAYS HALTED

It will recover, tell your friends to look at the Eurozone markets.

lel....

Top banter

>Thinking markets will recover in a single weekend

Theres book smart and street smart, book smart doesnt help you when immigration causes blue collar wage compression in an environment of inflated house prices and low bank - public borrowing, the non university educated know this although might not be able to explain it aptly because it affects them.

Sometimes experience trumps education. What is a soldier worth who has has thousands of simulated battles but never a real one vs a soldier whom has survived dosens.

Education is sometimes a weakness if you have forgone life experience as a result.

Are there any 18-24 year olds on here that voted to remain?

Of course it dropped over the weekend bruv, no trading.

It'll also take longer than a couple of days to bounce back.

Faggot monopoly?

He wasn't. He's a legit euroskeptic. He's been harassing Cameron to call the referendum for years.

>RBS
>Barclays
Didn't we bail both those banks out not long ago?

>Scots
>Able to finance
Oy vey it's the Darien scheme all over again! Muh shekels!

Hello you! Are you salty that we left?

Anyone have the Swiss shitposter image?

Post it please.

Has anyone got the webm of the scots voter pretending to be nationalist and then voting remain?

It's literally happening.

its literally the second working day since the decision

Id be interested in seeing how many on the street could name 10 economists.

Only RBS was bailed out. Anyway, trading has resumed after 10% falls.

I think im losing my mind, pal.

Top lel.

My mates will think they should recover in a weekend m8 because they're economically retarded, got to put up with them saying I've ruined the country now

Never heard of it, i take it you played it?

I did. Now starting to think that it'll all be fine, what with Comrade Corbyn purging the Blairite scum and sending them to the gulag.

Glorious revolution when

There aren't many 18-24 year olds who voted at all. 36% was the turnout and yet they still bitch and moan.

You havent left anything yet

>nonbinding referendum

He's spent 30 years in politics clearly disliking the EU.

>Has anyone got the webm of the scots voter pretending to be nationalist and then voting remain?
No webm but the video in the OP shows a scot like that youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY
It also explains why there will be no second scottish independence referendum.

All I've heard from these fuckers in the media is "muh future", but they make no effort to expand on that.

>cat smith in shadow cabinet
top lel

she's awful

Cheers for the info bro, keep brit/pol/ updated..

When do us markets open about 1 or 2pm right?

Next PM!

so this...

>The Norwegian option of membership of the European Economic Area (EEA) is still on the table. For those people who wanted to remain in the EU, this is undoubtedly the most attractive arrangement. It involves continued membership of the single market, but also a continued obligation to accept European migrants..

Just what the fuck did we sign up for when we wanted to go into an economic trade agreement only? Why do we have to accept enrichment?> What sort of bollocks is this?

I think it's down to the intersection of voters. There have always been a reasonably large number of independence supporters who are against holding another referendum, and quite a few of them will have voted for Brexit (after all, more than a third of Scots did). Those people are probably happy with the referendum result, are fed up of going to the polls, accepted the indyref result, and don't see the point in having another one. Add them to people who oppose independence, and that makes a majority against Sturgeon's scheming plans.

truth

Indifferent.

The media (so far) keeps it short and simple and ... I'm fairly suprised, pretty objective. I just read an article about the topic on Bild - the most hated and biased newspaper in germany, and they say almost the same stuff as Breitbart does, except they display Boris Johnson a bit ... stupid.

There are some EU praise going through, people feel sad that the UK is out, that the EU might face another crisis etc. etc.

But most of the talk is just "WE AS THE 27 REMAINING NATIONS HAVE TO GROW STRONGER TOGETHER WITH MUSLIMES AS OUR GLUE HOLDING US TOGETHER!!!!"

IT IS YOU!

Awww, you said we won't vote to leave, that we would vote to remain.

And you were wrong.

Now you're saying this and you're going to be wrong again.

That is very sweet! You're such a cutie wutie pie aren't you, you little medipack! Look at you, you so cute and cushy! I smoosh u, yes I do, I smoosh YOU!

OOOCHIE OOCHIE!

Yes, but I'm talking about this board. I suspect that figure would be higher on here/

It has been LESS than 2 fucking working days you retard. I know it isn't just you saying this, and it's all over the media but please try and apply some brain power. Britain voting to leave the EU is a huge fucking decision and one that the markets completely failed to predict.

It takes about a week for such things to be levelled out by the markets. What has been important from this early period is that while FTSE and DAX have both bounced to some degree after the initial plunge, eurostoxx, CAC and IBEX35 have all fallen flat and hard.

Did old people vote? trashman.jpg

Jesus, whoever puts these things together really needs to pull back on the background music.

oh here he is, the retarded swiss

article 50 will be activated soon enough. Cameron is just still being a shit about the decision

>closet

Corbyn was Euro-skeptic before it was cool. He only tried to Bremain because that was his party's official position.

I'm impressed you had the balls to show up here after being so thoroughly BTFO desu.

That poll is support for HAVING another indyref
There's an Ashcroft one floating about that says something like 70/80% support for indy if there IS another referendum on it

Kek
The mountain jew has returned.

here ye go

>the battle of Hastings
>my fucking sides

Fuck off cheese and clock nigger, you lost.

Im new to this board

Dont be so foolish. You are a pet to your elites and the oxford clans wont shoot off their leg because of muh peoples will

It won't be what we take. Boris has reiterated his "Australian style points system" several times now. That's impossible in the EEA.

So what do we think of Gideon's statement

How about we send YOU off to the Gulag you little cunt

European communists hate the EU for being a neoliberal, corporatist hegemony. In the Netherlands, the Socialist Party is as big of a proponent of leaving the EU as our equivalent of UKIP is.

If they.cant explain what caused 2008, name 5 economists and explain what qe and bailouts were but justify remain based on the economic reasons they are a retarded useful idiot.

If they can and still voted remain id love to hear why because ill hold my hands up, maybe they can teach us a train of thought we have not considered.

Instead the main argument seems to be, muh economy, without understanding any even fundemental economics or, muh racism, muh immigration, muh buzzwords etc.

Cant kebab the raab?

Oooh you so sweet and cute with those little chubby cheeks!

Oh and dick licker I know it's you.

>nonbinding referendum

Same text, same flag, same shit.

Get gassed cunt.

Someone's a little sensitive when it comes to Comrade Corbyn. Worried that your puppet Backtrack Boris was actually a globalist puppet all along?

euractiv.com/section/uk-europe/opinion/why-brexit-will-not-happen/

Wake up call:
Brexit might not actually happen.

Why?
Because ANY negative consequences, and ANY stalling or delays for the Brexit plan, or ANY concessions made by Brexit leaders when negotiating with the EU, will be pounced on by the pro-EU side, who will say: "See, you were lying, so we have to have a second referendum."

The pro-EU side are absolute scum. We've already seen them demand a 2nd referendum because Farage repeated, as he has done all throughout the campaign, that the 350mn figure is bunk; the pro-EU side are misrepresenting him and trying to force a new referendum; they're doign the same with Hannan; and they are going to do it again and again and again. They will try to take the people's side: "See! They lied to you!" and they will try to get May or someone into the PM position, and she will give a second referendum.

Indeed, im not worried till i see red all today and tomorrow.

>MUSLIMES AS OUR GLUE HOLDING US TOGETHER!!!!"


you know maybe that is the point. christianity is gone, so what common culture will keep all these antagonistic countries together and working towards one goal? islam, the new religion, the common culture

holy fuck

Boris has privately been telling people he will hold a snap election

Amazing how Brexiters can complain even about winning.

> "See, you were lying, so we have to have a second referendum."

Unfortunately for them, that's outside their remit. The EU can't impose that upon us, only Parliament can. If Parliament tries that, they reap the whirlwind.

Is that designed to get them into UK anyway? Cheeky cunts

If we win a referendum that ends up being irrelevant thats not really a win, cretin.

Any source?