Whos watching the WWE Royal Rumble tonight?

Whos watching the WWE Royal Rumble tonight?

It's all fake.

i am
no shit

so is everything on television

I am.

It's going to be bad though. It always is.

No, people watch fake fighting when they're 4

That's why this is posted on Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.

Me

Based Finn confirmed for winning

check em

Do you watch any action movie? That's fake fighting.

plebs are

Inb4 Kevin Nash or Road Dogg surprise appearance

this belongs on /asp/

>glass shatters

(You)

Even BMJ likes Baneposting, is he a closet Sup Forums bro?

Carter BTFO

Tell me more insider.

IT DOESN'T MATTER

You fucking jabroni.

>>/asp/
Back to your containment board

Orton winning the Rumble is a terrible idea.

From what I gathered that board is 90% a tripfag talking to himself.

The Big Guy Ryback is coming back and wining the Royal Rumble.

Why is Goldberg still around? its so weird. Like he made his big return, beat Lesnar, now hes just...still there....

STOP LIFTING

START MASTERBATING

He's facing the Universal Champion at Fast Lane

Yeah I did not expect at all for him to stick around after beating Lesnar,

especially when he said to Lesnar "You're Last!"

based deanchad working inferior boards like Sup Forums Sup Forums and pol

its still real to me dammit!

I have fucked so many girls because I started talking about WWE with them. Its hilarious to me to come on Sup Forums and see some autists shitting on WWE because they can't get laid and I can, and I like WWE. I was speaking to a girl the other day about wrestling and said ''I'd like to give you a tombstone.. to use for your dead grandmother'' and she said how sweet it was and she laughed and we fucked later that night. Women love WWE because it is filled with alpha males like Triple H, Randy Orton, Brock Lesnar and Shawn Michaels. When you talk to women about WWE they think about Shawn Michaels and his rugged coating of body hair, and they see you as Shawn and want to fuck you, and you see them as Trish Stratus. So when you fuck a WWE fan girl you are like Randy Orton fucking Stacey Kiebler, a 10/10 man fucking a 8/10 woman, and that is hot as fuck and far hotter than any of the sex anyone on this board has ever had. I think its just jealousy really that we WWE fans have charisma that we learn from guys like Stone Cold, I've often been talking to a girl and shouted 'WHAT' in her face and gotten her wet as shit. Its amazing how upset you all are, about 'sweaty mandrama' when all it gets me is sweaty womanporno in bed every night.

who dis arab?

I wish.