Be american

>be american
>get shot

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>go to hospital
>go broke
>get insulin shot
>everyone claps

>be Finn
>get stabbed by Somalis

>be american
>be fat

>be american
>do something that would be considered rude and strange in a European country but isn't considered rude or strange in the US because of societal differences
hmmmmm....... why do they do this?

>amerifat
>be

How will amerisharts ever recover?

...

>fat shot
>ameribe

benis

>getting shot
>rude

i bet you're 33.3% british

how....... will we ever........... recover.........

>be
>BE

>be american
>consider 20mbps as "hi speed broadband"

>be canadian
>get your national anthem banned

>be american
>>consider 20mbps as "hi speed broadband"
?????
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>be american
>live in a McMansion
>water makes your paper walls cave in
>get flooded

Isn't this the kind of shitty thread that /bant/ was made for?

>be british
>drops digestive
>abdomen implodes

...

>be amerifat
>police arrest you for tipping offense
>resist the arrest by trying to grab your burger to finish it
>cop shoots you
>thanks the officer for his service before dying

literally gay

>be """""dutch"""""

:^(