/nfl/ general - TOO BIG TO FAIL edition

IND: Luck out this week, will do more in practice
NYG: Sterling Shepard (ankle) out again Thursday
GB: Montgomery expected to practice Thursday
NYJ: Matt Forte (toe) at practice again Thursday
NYJ: Bilal Powell (calf) not at practice Thursday
ARZ: Arians: Peterson will not play on third down
NYG: Rodgers-Cromartie suspended indefinitely
LAC: Mike Williams (back) expects to play Week 6
NE: Rapoport: Tom Brady 'definitely' will play
NO: Snead says Saints working him back 'slowly'
PIT: Steelers could give Martavis Bryant 'a break'
OAK: Amari Cooper thinks 'the ball will find' him

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First for LFL

winning tonight btw

No you're not. Or maybe you are, I'm not fucking psychic.

>ARZ: Arians: Peterson will not play on third down
Water is wet.
What else is new?

Nice thread Roger

OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

chieves are the best team in the NFL and there's nothing you niggers can do about it.

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HOTT

What does Alex Smith see with his elf eyes?

Eagles are winning because of this video

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>Game far more likely than not to have a huge impact on playoff seeding and determining the favorites to win the NFC is being played on a short week and forcing players to sit out who might have otherwise been able to play on Sunday

Why is this Thursday Night disgrace allowed to continue?

damn that's a good ad

This team is so fucking comfy

muh shekels

IM WORRIED LADS

Just bend over and take it like a man.

I'm going to allow this.

>only elite when playing teams with losing records

>having a winning record at all
JaMarcus Russell was the greatest QB to ever play the game.

We're gonna look like ridiculous doing it.

Color Rush™! The worst goddamned idea Nike ever had.

Is that a little areola I'm seeing

Maybe I have no taste, but why the hate for color rush?

Panthers actually have good color rush unis though

If they made a movie of this whole mess, Wayne Knight should ABSOLUTELY play Roger Goodell.

>Drew Brees throws too many interc-

why do they wear hockey helmets?

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DREW BREES IS A GENERATIONAL TALENT AND HALL OF LAMER FAMER.

Hey lads. TAKE A KNEE. Hahahaaha

*flies away*

>the Ravens will be good this y-

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Best post ever. Archive this shit.

How can the Jags collapse when nobody expects anything?

Salty Raiders fan detected. Not even sorry WE style all over y'all

IM SCARED LADS

Actually I'm a Patriots GOD. Kiss my 5 fucking rings retard.

some people here are definitely already sold on the jsga

Nothing will ever equal this...

...

What is this meme? Is Wentz made of Ice?

>From North Dakota
>playing in the high 90s

What do you think?

Factually incorrect. I've been cheering for the Patriots since 2016. I used to be a Giants fan, but I grew tired of losing. Kiss my fucking rings.

But why? Both teams have the same strengths and weaknesses. It's a very winnable game for both sides.

Temperature on the field was like 110 during the Giants game

Did colorblind people actually complain about that? It was like Christmas for me.

Both teams playing similar ball, it may come down to whether home field is worth more than the Panthers' traditional flopping on Thursday night games.

winning tonight btw

My memory is that they did.

probably. panthers are fake

The Eagles have played 3 road games already this year. It'll be determined whether Newton can actually figure out the Eagles' defense. He won't be memeing his way to victory.

Colorblind people don't deserve to watch football

would be a guarantee if this was the Eagles color rush uni

*blocks your path*

What do?

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Force Bake Bottles to throw 90 times in a game.

*methodical touchdown drives*

>lost to the Jets
lmao

I own a kelly and midnight jersey and I honestly prefer the midnight

Holy shit.

>Silver pants
>Kelly Green helmet
Can't happen

*plays the national anthem during the whole game*

Idk if I prefer the midnight jersey by itself, but the helmet looks great in midnight. Dream setup is midnight standard w/ kelly green alt

colorblind people don't see black and white you tard

Now THAT'S an idea...

not fair white boi

No, but if you can't distinguish red from green, and have to go on albedo or something, those are amazingly similar.

If anybody in America still has a B&W TV, they must have been confused as fuck.

I always said we should have kept Church

Is the Lane Johnson effect overblown?

>2017
>shitting the bed

The city of Tom Brady

what are you even on about

>*sacks*
no

If the eagles get the vaitai of last week I'm less anxious

Obviously losing an elite lineman is going to hurt, but I think the 2016 struggles are so much more than just "no Lane Johnson lol"

Yes. He's a very important piece, but the entire team isn't just going to blow up without him

He will be captain of the 2017 All-Name Team.

Wentz is a skinnish ginger. Take it from a skinnish ginger who tans, for some reason I actually prefer 90-100 degrees. I've read red heads hate the cold overall so it makes sense. I fucking hate the cold and heat has never bothered me at all. Any of my red head friends have the same opinion. We hate the cold and we love when it's 90-100 degrees. I live in the south where it's really really hot and the hispanics hate the heat and sweat like pigs, I rarely ever sweat.

In 2016, the guy who replaced him was a rookie. now he at least has experience

You can now only post in this thread if you have an E L I T E right tackle

>I fucking hate the cold and heat has never bothered me at all
disgusting

You can now only post in this thread if you have an E L I T E win.

give me a list of qualifying teams

r-reporting

What diets do athletes usually go on?

I know its probably different depending on position. Offensive lineman probably have crazy diets.

Just a solid slab of [color] is garish. Worse, it's boring

These guys show up at your stadium and slap your DBs on the ass, wyd?

Brady's on an all avocado ice cream diet and he's the GOAT

tie Ertz's shoe

cold sucks bro. I'm in oddly good shape for an user, so cold cuts right threw me. Wentz is probably the same way but he grew up in ND, so he's used to it, but the guy seems to thrive in the heat and suffer in the cold

It's because he played in a dome in college.

Cold weather is patrician as fuck KYS

cold builds character

also infinitely more comfy

1. Red/Green color blindness is the most common form

2. I'm actually monochromatic colorblind. I got shafted shafted hard. It's like everyone being able to see Ultrviolet or Infrared but you

>pic unrelated but my team having black unis helps

depends on the position and what sport. NFL lineman eat around 8,000 to 12,000 calories a day atleast eating every 3 hours during training then during the season they cut down to 5000 - 8000.

Skill positions actually go around 2500 to 3500 which surprises people. they stay away from carbs, eating protein like crazy and keep the junk to the bare minimum. they keep sodium way way low and eat non refined food.

just depends really on who

Hmm, then what color is this?

Red

If you're Caucasian you can't complain about cold. You're the best breed of human for it

holy shit you are right. never knew that.
cold weather is for snow monkeys
or just kills you

Listen fatties love cold, skinnies love colds. Red heads seem to love heat (but not to extreme). People in shape love heat cause we can walk around in shorts no shirt and pick up bitches (joke)

Bodyfat generally decides it.

>tfw you will never root for a team that has aaron rodgers as their quarterback
why even live?

>wanting to walk around in humid bullshit
who actually enjoys this, its like drowning in air

No way to tell, but it's a bright color.