Deadmau5 gets to hit that every night. How does that make you feel, Sup Forumstants?

Deadmau5 gets to hit that every night. How does that make you feel, Sup Forumstants?

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if he hits his fiance he needs to be put in jail

good for him I guess?
I don't give a shit.

then why the fuck did you reply to this post you fucking virgin

because I have nothing better to do at 2:17 in the morning to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart

too real.

Are you me

kek

you can see the look on his face, the divorce is going to be expensive in 4-6 years

Anyone who isn't a virgin realizes no matter how hot the girl, after you banged her a few times you get played out on, it's not even that rewarding anymore, you notice all her little flaws (moles, hairs, etc.)

It's like jacking off to the same porn over and over again

I rather fuck a new 5/10 than the same 9/10 for the 3rd time desu

They look like such a natural match that probably have so much in common

Go to bed joel

doobs

Enjoy dying alone instead of at age 90 alongside the woman who bore your children and loved you for 70 years.

>enjoy spending the last 50 years of your life with an ugly old wrinkly woman instead of fucking a new hot 18 year old when youre 40 and repeating every year

lol ok

I remember when I was 14.

May they have lovely children. Peace out.

Pfft, she's probably already made him get a vasectomy.

jealousy is a trait of immature minds

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>marrying an Italian
Is asking for trouble. Joel, you idiot.

i jackoff to way hotter girls than her every night.

based pewds

Damn, he takes me back to 2008. His stuff is so dated and so shitty.

Fuck off, Joel.