Hi user. Ticket for one? I'm afraid we've implemented a no singles policy. Don't you have any friends to bring?

Hi user. Ticket for one? I'm afraid we've implemented a no singles policy. Don't you have any friends to bring?

*teleports into theater*
Heh, that was easy

Why do only insecure people feel they have to be surrounded by others at all times?

I would gladly take that girl on the left to the kinotorium.

>Haha, what do you think I am, haha, uh, single? They're in the popcorn mines! I just ran a little late, plus - I've got my falcon! Yes, my falcon, that should be good enough? Jerome knows me, where's Jerome? Jerome!

this actually got me into an american cinema once, I thought they were going to card me. good thing I was white.

LMAO HE CALLED HIM A GIRL GET IT CAUSE HES A GUY???? THIS user IS A MASTER OF COMEDY AND ORIGINALITY XD

There is a girl on the black guys left what the fuck are you on about?

ah yes, my apologies. I left my slave outside tied to a pole, I didn't think it was appropriate. Let me get him.

LOL WUT I MEANT THE *OTHER* LEFT DUH XD

Begone Nightbeast! I shall claim my seat at once.

WHAT A FUCKING STUPID POLICY WHAT IS THIS COMMUNIST FUCKING CHINA

>me, my wife and the bull

Fuck you Robert, you used to be cool

Didn't you serve me popcorn last time or am I imagining things?

China actually had the original "singles only policy," when you think about it.

perhaps communism is the answer to your NEET dreams.

But you see I'm not here alone, I'm with my falcon, Henry

Where are the perches? Why isn't there fresh carrion at the concession stand?

Memes aside, are there any theaters that actually do this?

I've never gone to the movies by myself before.

whys she wearing a tie

>you will never facefuck that white boi and force him to fluff you before you plow his gf
why even live?

>How dare you assume my gender? I am binary fluid, therefore I count as two people. You'll be hearing from my lawyer

Then they give me free stuff to avoid a lawsuit because they're too spineless to call me mentally ill.

I'm meeting friends who are already inside, now get the fuck outta my way nigger

Why are you so angry?

These threads used to be the funniest on Sup Forums.
Now they're full of
>"Haha what if some place actually did this?!"
>"I don't know what y'all mean, I've never had to deal with it"
>"I'll just walk past them, what can they do?"

I hate nu Sup Forums

> I'm afraid we've implemented a no singles policy.

Hey nigger and those two white but not really white female employees, do you know there's a lack of women in this area? And by the way i'm WHITE so as part of my american white privileges i can enter the cinema alone but you can't cuz you ain't white. Comprenden?

>run to the theater lake
>go underwater until the police leave
>sneak into the popcorn lines for a few hours
>sneak into the kinoma room just in time

Heh....

psssht, I'm too enlightened for "friends". Such a foolish concept really: humans pretending to like each other to feel validated, pure hogwash. Step aside cause you're just a clump of molecules blocking me to watch photons that create images unto a wall that reflects the said photons.

why don't you contribute instead of complain there champ

>no singles policy

blame the lotsa lesbians everywhere.

fuck you, I tried this and got arrested

This is such a retarded fucking meme.

Fuck, Roberts moving up in the world.

I always go with a hooker. It`s pretty expensive, but at least no one thinks I am a loser.

is a dyke

Do y'all think a smoke grenade is a feasible solution? Like just toss it and run through the fog undetected?

You've ever seen a smoke grenade used in real life, have you?
They don't work like in your animes

Never watched anime, only kino and flicks

I have consultation with the kino shamen let me pass Robert.

I left my c. Legs at home, can anyone share with me?

Here you go buddy, on the house!
You come by here so often it's my personal gift to you

I don't take precious see lehgs from no porch monkey, you're lucky I haven't lynched you let you dumb coon

*teleports in front of you and grabs you by the neck, lifting you off the ground*
You shouldn't have done that...

>institute single child policy
>parents abort daughters
>1.2 men to 1.0 women
>have tens of millions of chingchong KVs

The designated theater shooter hasn't shown up yet, should I be worried?

*brraaap*

imagine having to wear a suit and tie to your theater job