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i really liked how one of the comments described him: like a guy at school who has put too much effort into his presentation
3th for spending 19 years in the poortuguese third tier
4th spelling your surname "Thomlinson" not "Tomlinson" like a sensible person
he seems like he'd be good if he had another person with him, but why would SI pay two people?
why would they pay two people when they can pay a developer to sit on his ass all day, rush up a new UI design for the new release and still get paid? it simply would make no sense!
Is it bad that I would have preordered fm18 if they said "It's fm17 with fm15s regen faces, no other changes have been made"
well, I am really funding this mess, because I too pre-ordered FM18
i would buy it for a high price if they included team talks like this, or enabled physical fights on the pitch like in the old championship manager
is this a smart thing to do or should i cancel some of them?
As long as you're rotating callups so that players should have enough time to rest, you'll be fine.
That missed pen followed by being subbed off
Losing on away goals to a bunch of Kazakhs
Love breaks Glaswegian hearts
im pretty sure ill be forced to use my set 20 + 3 players, maybe callup for an injury or something (maybe ill be able to use 30 players for some of these and only callup my final 23 after?)
fuck it ill just cancel them when i see how it actually is
Oh, is that one big break? I didn't even look at the dates lmfao. I definitely wouldn't play that many friendlies at the end of a season when your players are borderline exhausted. I'd probably cancel everything besides Luxembourg, Malta, KSA, and Brasil.
Their refusal to upgrade their extremely old CBs basically got me the title twice in a row now.
its the world cup preparation, when i saw i had that much time, i basically said "damn i can make berardi score atleast 20 goals and pad the shit out of him".
But yeah, my italian tactic familiarity is already maxed so i dont need to play as much. Its just juicy to think about how hard you can pad.
or if he wasn't 19
A week before the world cup isn't exactly when I'd want to push my players endurance.
Really doesn't bother me, more how over excited he's been told to act in hopes that it rubs off on the viewers.
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that that tactics video was a big disappointment?
Could've been worse. About the best that could be expected from Sports Israel
It does though, pretty much all comments seem very excited.
A slight improvement from SI isn't exactly a big disappointment.
its another SI changes the way role suitability is shown episode
cant wait to see how they divide a circle in 10 parts next year!
It's always interesting to see how rep evolves in an empty database. Highlighted are leagues I did NOT load.
Remove possibility for central players to run wide
Bring it back and declare it a """new""" feature
Put a stick up my ass, that will be less painful. Or at least, for not as long FFS SI.
you need a mitchorcism.
that's something that happened a year ago tbqh, it was really comfy
it was really shit too and pretty frustrating, but still better than whatever was going on in my life at the time
it is bad yes because fm17 had many many engine issues which will NO DOUBT be 100% solved in the new fm18 engine! plus all the shiny new roles! and ONE (1) TI!
tfw i would fight my own players if i could quite often
When will we be able to show our balls to the players
ONE (1) TI!
what is your problem you crazy perv
look for underlap which is like look for overlap but the complete opposite
i do this every time i play it seems to scare them into playing well
Seems pretty right to me.
Page not found
w-well, he clearly had the balls
that's just you
It works for me just google it if you really want to
No this is actually true I believe. Was a big hype in Dutch media too.
use a proxy la, it's a uk issue
worked perfectly fine off an american server
Christ I was just bantering, its because espn are shite and clicking amaerican espn links redirect to espn UK site but they haven't set it up to link correctly to many pages.
Missed you off my list of non-banter takers
how do i get good
Yeah I should've linked smth other than espn but it was the first link ehen i googled "van gaal balls"
i now wanna look at your internet history
new video out
oh boy, time for Joe Tomlinson
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ITS A LITERAL DOWNGRADE GUI WISE
lel i was just waiting for this
Bong pronunciation of non-bong words
Why the fuck do British wankers fail so badly at getting remotely close to the original pronunciation? I swear to God, it's impossible to make out which word bongs mean when they use foreign words
Treq as AMR/AML
Attack duty for IWB
I came a little, those two are both extremely based.
You can tell your central players to run wide with the ball again
Nice, but why the fuck did they ever remove this in the first place, fucking retards. Wait, I know why - central players that ran wide with ball were ridiculously OP in one of the FMs, thats why. Can't fix their match engine, better just remove options.
Makes two of us. I've quite honestly cannot even get mad anymore. Just disappointed and cynical. Well, like a good French.
Can't fix their match engine, better just remove options
IT'S A BRAND NEW FEATURE FOR FM18! Your claim that it would've broken the match engine, especially FM17's match engine is completely baseless!
Argentina losing to Germany
At least it's comforting to know that some things never change.
Post your Fewsters ladz
Would getting the in-game editor work on a pirated copy?
Won't pay for game
Would pay to cheat
FM15 was the last FM worth spending money on.
And I don't have any intention to "cheat". If I wanted to just coast through, I'd just start a PSG save. Where I'm the only team with money in a League that's almost completely devoid of it.
And I don't have any intention to "cheat".
What do you need the editor for then?
good post, it's important to commemorate legends of the sport where possible
FM15 was the last FM worth spending money on
I didn't imply a judgement on that. It's a lot more like:
Expecting an official tool to work on a non-official copy of the game
Just think it through for a second. As well as , obviously.
Where I'm the only team with money in a League that's almost completely devoid of it
Get to the CL and you'll be drowning in useless shekels because reputation matters much more. And once you'll get your rep there then your save will become pointless as you'll enjoy easy domination. Suck it up and start grinding.
Simple. I just want to add a third kit to a club that doesn't have one.
How's he looking for you lad?
You're going to need the pregame database editor for that, not the ingame editor.
unfortunately his playing days are over, but his memory will long live on
And of course it also mean s you'll have to restart your save.
should have gone to sleep 3 hours ago
too excited to play my first world cup so i stayed up
still have to play the whole preparation
Well, atleast i won the euro cup (after i lost on purpose to get out of the champions league, was too autistic as i wanted this trophy in my cabinet before trying for the champions league)
still wanted my name on it, but whatever i guess
from 36k to 48, hopefully good room to expand it
tfw your left back has long shots
French user, remember when I first started with Forest and you were trying to help me, and I still shit the bed and got sacked?
You told me not to delete the save but I did.
Well, look at me now.
Fuck reality, we're going to Russia.
i fucked up with my preparation lads, i wasnt able to cancel any match, they are all tired now, im hoping the 6 days to the group face will give me some rest, literally played my 2 goalkeepers against saudis to rest players.
enjoy trinidad away you cunt
6 days rest is more than enough chill out m8
i just get triggered by those orange icons, playing croatia now
5-0, 5-0 and 3-1.
sometimes i actually go out to other boards and i regret the decision. this time /ck/ did not let me down.
leaving the safety and (relative) sanity of /trb/
don't do this
place them bets for the people still up at /real nigga hours/
Tfw literal free ticket for the final
Spain Brazil France Belgium
Two of these go home in the ro16
germany couldn't get a win in that group
Italy 2-0 Argentina
i have 24 won games 1 draw, 2 losses, both losses were against england
i am PRAYING so hard england gets knocked out, half their team got bullshit development like this guy
i have the luxury to rest my players in the semi final
verrati out for 2 months
leftback out for 1 month
it was worth it i guess
well, easiest world cup ever
my shitty OC got saved and reposted
How do I improve my defensive record? Is it a case of just getting better CBs or is it a system thing or what?
I see attacking systems with fine defensive records.
I've scored the most in the league but conceded the most at the same time.
sounds fine to me. just make sure you keep scoring more than they do.
It's not fine :(
It keeps me confined to mid table.
Why do I get shit on when I try any formation other than 4-4-2 diamong?
how do you get 4-4-2 diamonds to work? dont you get btfo out wide?
Nope, see pic.
I get btfo when I play wide formations though.
applied to manage youth at local club with a friend in real life for next year
get reply saying that if we want to we could maybe start after the winter
its on a full pitch
actual age group where you can do something
Welp here we go lads. I hope you guys understand that you will become my personal blog.
how high a level is the local club
are they amateur?
They are the worst of the worst
I mean I can land a position so..
are they the blurst?
lmao if I pull this off.
Nice lad. Be sure to use your assertive voice.
they are stupid monkeys
Real away to possibly book a CL final which I've never done with a Scottish team... and now I'm playing Dundee in the final game of the season for the title despite having fucked up the league all year long.
Lend me your energy lads.
ignore the picture of Ozil
meant to post this
Tell me which footy team you barrack for first
norwich and it's too late
I meant AFL, you should also not support Norwich as they have the absolute worst stadium atmosphere in the Football League
you should also not support Norwich as they have the absolute worst stadium atmosphere in the Football League
Nah I used to live near Carrow Road when I was in the UK for a few years.
Don't really support a team for AFL but glad the fucking Crows got bootyblasted by da tigas
Living in East Anglia
I'm so sorry
Norwich was alright. Kind of like The Shire what with the accents and farmers
You an Aussie over there? Never met a Brit who follows AFL
Aus/Saffer hybrid m8
I was lucky enough to see Richo's last match at the G, and my pops stayed up to watch the final recently and was still in drunken tears in just his full kit when I popped round in the evening. AFL needs more love
eww. but as a bloods fan i dont have much of a leg to stand on
Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m hearing we’re finally getting more set-pieces options. Might have to buy 18 after all lads.
haha time for WC
new project: hauling Parma back to serie A with my youth team
all aboard the iran bandwagon
what to do for the last 2 weeks of 17?
this game is so stupid that this is even an allowed outcome
have you read this trb?
who here is a proud
proud of being a leech
Can't say I have. But I have read pic related and it was a pretty decent insight.
I buy it every year because quite frankly I can afford to.
I pirated every year till 15 as i got a job, 10/10 game, 3000 hours in, bought 16 and forced myself to play a couple seasons before trashing it and returning to 15.
skipped 17 and will skip 18 and 19 because im still pissed i got scammed into buying 16
if you dont do it like this i will be dissapoint
17 is a marked improvement in everything except the match engine (ignoring crosses) and tactics
Not even once
and people wonder why is dutch football going down the drain
tfw i'm actually excited for the beta
might even play a team other than dartford this time
holiday a few years
wenger retires in 2015
edgar davids takes over
arsenal instantly win the league
alternate reality hbt
Thats alot of matches against one team lads
2017 or 2016?
dybala playing just behind lewandowski would be p. neat
I had no clue he had a Polish link, and to make it worse he hasn't really developed on this save and I don't want to re-sim.
you'll never live in an alternate reality where Poland have Lewa and Dybala, and Kuba never had injury problems
time for regens
Why does my club have no staff, apart from the chairman?
Add Key Staff
well at least hes finished developing
he should easily be able to get 800 appearances for palermo, another 150 for italy and thats 950, so well over 1000 counting italian cup and champions league performances
if he retires this save retires
Make it say revamped
How much do they pay you
£20 per post
I'll work for £2 per post, let 'em know for me, thanks.
Pretty sure his grandma is polish or some shit
don't sell yourself short mate you could get at least a tenner for the autism present in your posts
you selling your posts is the equivalent of me selling my piss
portugal belgium final
oh man ronnie gonna be pissed
watching new SI feature on tactics
le borrowed my father's suit boy goes on and on about a reskin
added another way to lose morale before a match
top comment: Im starting to get really excited
more meme italian player roles
mfw theyre reintroducing the old prematch scout report
How long does it usually take you to complete a season?
The first one is always tits, so it depends how many matches you can simulate.
wish me luck lads, final round and within punching distance of dethroning juve
0-0 without highlights incoming
at least i get that EL trophy for consilation
Why the fuck did they make a video on "Tactical Revamp" if they had nothing to say in it because it's exactly the same as before?
someone pick a team for a beginner like me
APOEL in Cyprus. You are so far ahead of your rivals, you can afford to make mistakes and learn because the opposition is absolute shit.
The best feel
Someone pick a team for me for the last 2 weeks. Echirolles is going to take to long to do something mentionable.
Sportklub Rapid Wien
I don't get what you are trying to say.
I'm never going to do this
Maaaaaaaaaybe, little too high though.
No thanks, if I'm doing scandinavia I'm doing a long term llm save.
Hamilton Academical FC
I would like to endorse this post
I think I'll do some random austrian team
The first season is always very long. When you dominate the league, you can just simulate the matches, which cuts the playing time by quite a margin.
Sportvereinigung Mattersburg then.
Then go for LASK Linz, la'
please recommend me a team
nah, I don't like that suggestion
no, I don't like that suggestion either
I think I'm going to ignore all of you and pick by myself
I recommend hangürsl FC
Because I don't want to manage the team that I support.
I'm sorry my man
I tend to believe that no, you're not.
getting surprised when tungsten asks for saves then decides himself
sure thing lynk
PuliGOAT takes it home
Nigeria - England final England wins
USA 0:2 Brazil finals.
turkey and morocco gets kill in the semis
nah you're going to need to go reload until puliGOAT brings it home
Have you taken any coaching badges?
moving a few buttons from the top the right of the screen.
N'Zonzi having a real shocker.
still gets a 6.7
I wonder if he carefully negotiated with and formally promised his services to a dozen different clubs before backing out of every deal to join another of his choosing
How long does it take for players to get over their blocked transfer hissy fit? I don't want my hottest prospects to be rotting away in the reserves of some Sky Bet league team.
a few months maybe. I find it usually goes like this
player pissed off about blocked transfer
obligatory team meeting that results in nobody supporting the player's complaint
~3 months of using the player despite his shitty morale
club that was chasing him loses interest
he announces that he's no longer unhappy
offer him a new, longer contract
a few weeks later, getting close to the next transfer window
some clubs start showing interest in him
he gets pissed off that you won't sell him again
Should i get rid of him or pad his stats even more.
He didn't even score in the world cup final. Get rid of him.
offer him a new, longer contract
eheheheh yeah I wish. But I've grown too attached and I don't think I have it in me to bounce to another club.
Sold him for 35 million and got this guy for 60 million. He will be the only exception to my italian only save, i lost my first champions league final against real madrid and i really missed a killer striker.
262 goals and 345 appearances for belotti, record in both.
I dont get it, are there no qualifiers anymore for the european championship? Literally just friendlies for a year?
whatever i guess
Just got off a 16 hour workday, lads. my player's faces dont even look familiar anymore... cant believe that this is how my save dies
this wasnt how it was supposed to turn out
RIP again czech speed merchant
At what point do I skip to another Job? I've taken Crewe from EFL 2 to the championship in 4 seasons and now my board are selling my fucking players against my will.
I got an interview for a job in the prem. Am I ready lads?
Are you club legend yet?
Fuck it. I've decided that I'm leaving Crewe. This board are really getting on my tits. I'm getting paid 1/5 of what my top players are getting paid.
I'm gona make sure my two top players wind up at decent clubs and then I'm bouncing.
Maybe somewhere like the Eredivisie.
tfw he has 198 aps for the team and is goalkeeper of the year for four years straight and still has no fan affinity
Can't help but feel bad for him. Truly goalkeeping is a thankless job in this game.
Guy may have some unprofessionalism or dirtiness that is rubbing fans the wrong way?
Is that even a thing that can affect player/fan/team relationships?
How do I sell a player that the fans have a great affinity to without the board giving me shit?
He does have a nasty media handling style. But even someone like David De Gea who in this timeline is in his 10th season still isn't even favored personel for man united. Probably because keepers rarely get a rating over 6.9 in matches.
You're the boss. Go in big dick swinging and sell the 7head weirdo. Give a fuck bout wat some fukin chavs say la.
If the player is a fading star then the fans will be more understanding I think because "oh well I guess he's getting old" so I guess the board won't go REEEE
18 beta when
unmotivated to continue my 17 save because I know I'll be making the switch soon
Like a month
100k for this ultra-qt CWB
he's just so perfect
That's not the player. I'm trying to sell Andy King at the end of the season, but since he's Mr. Leicester it's probably going to backfire. They're still mad I sold Mahrez to China for about 40 million even though his replacement (Adama Traore) has put up better numbers than he ever did.
you need no help t. zeman
You should consider conceding less.
This is getting silly.
But how kemo lad?
won the derby and the team i hate irl fired their coach cos of it.
He really started dominating this season. How far can this lad go?
How do I get this formation to work?
I get fucking steamrolled every time.
I play with a similar formation except FB's on attack and IF's on support with shoot less often and an AP on support instead of DLP Also, try poacher instead of advanced forward, I've noticed he gets too deep if he's an AF while staying a P will mean he's up front waiting on trough balls or just holds up the ball for your AM.
That being said, it depends on what kind of players you have and, considering this is a fairly attacking formation, it will leave you opened at the back and vulnerable to counter attacks down the sides of the pitch and to long balls down the center.
It just feels like my midfield is non-existant. I'm getting rekt by any variation of a 4-4-2
Should be 27th assuming it comes out exactly 2 weeks before the 10th of Nov
Well it pretty much is and you probably have an inferior squad to top it off. I'd suggest looking at the stats to see where your team is the weakest. If your CMd isn't getting large number of interceptions and tackles he's likely part of the problem.
attacking plus just "flexible" plus attacking wingbacks with little defensive support from midfield will likely get you raped from the flanks because you have no defence there and without very fluid nobody else will step to there when needed
Sturm fails to develop weaker foot
Like the new board though, they wanted to increase my transfer budget right away on their own but instead they upgraded facilities without a single word of opposition.
dubbed the new Washington
What are the implications of becoming a PLC?
think the club will get some money from selling shares
also your directors will likely take huge payouts if you make profit
becoming bored of my save. pls /trb/ gib me a comfy lower league to start over on.
i tried HK but their rules and players are irredeemable.
oh not to forget possible shareholder payouts, which suck
He's right. I played a few years with wolfburg, made hundreds of millions in profit and suddenly "shareholder payout: 50million".
thanks fully, at that point my club was worth 1b
Nope. I think they are excited by the idea that someone below age 50 wants to manage a side.
It usually comes out on a friday i believe.
Good to know, thanks
paying out my ass in fees and wages just to get domestic players
At least I'm bumping up my avg. wages
Was he worth it senpai?
Just buy south americans like the rest of us m8lad.
So how do we feel about the new tactics video, lads? Just watched it and I'm actually impressed with a new/revamped FM feature for the first time in as long as I can remember.
FC Koper legend
Got thrown out of the 1st league and relegated to the 4th at the start of this season. Will make a nice challenge in FM18 I guess.
I have a guy who spent two windows, and almost a year like that because Manure went from High Interest to Minor Interest. And he's still mad about it since their interest didn't technically vanish.
I bet you also use feet and inches. Why on earth would anyone use p/w?
I bet you also use feet and inches
Why on earth would anyone use p/w?
Because it's the standard. Even p/a would be acceptable.
patrician way is obv. p/a
Because it's the standard.
Why would I care what's the standard in England? p/m is the standard here
Perhaps but anything is better than p/w. It just makes it hard to calculate anything.
If you're playing as a team that shares a stadium should you try to expand it? Your rivals will benefit from it too. You're paying for them.
fellas, is it gay to share a stadium? you're basically paying for another dude to play with balls
Crab bucket mentality. If you need it do it, if you don't then don't.
The standard in FM, not in a country.
At that point I'd say just let him retire at the club desu.
Does this choice influence the hidden injury stats?
Just don't play him.
I mean, does one of those options make it less likely for the guy to be injured in the future?
Obviously it will affect his recovery and how he plays as well as his match fitness and condition. A.K.A.: unless you absolutely need him, don't play him.
You seem to not get it.
He's asking which of the options is better for the player's future, or if it doesn't matter.
I'd always let them play through injury, as far as I know the injury proneness attribute is fixed anyway. This way, you can at least still use him at 85%+ condition in case the rest of your team implodes in the following few days, which can sometimes happen.
If you're sure that you won't use him then just let him go to the doc.
as far as I know the injury proneness attribute is fixed anyway
Unfortunately no, it isn't: it can increase. Also, huge injuries can lower PA.
It can also decrease if you're extremely careful for years and his Nat. Fit. increases. I knew it could increase but didn't know it could decrease (there's no saving Sagna though). That's why I wasn't replying straight to his question: just don't play him since an already injured player is more likely to pick up another injury regardless. Just don't tempt it.
i'll take it tbqhwy
was expecting a defensive fuck up and jammy United goal at some point.
"Gradi's contract with Crewe was one of the most controversial in the football league, he personally takes a percentage of profit on any player sold on to another club."
Italian with hat and long nose rubbing his hands
How do I get regen manager I made hired? I want to see how AI with perfect attributes manages a club but he has been unemployed for years...
just put him on a club
It solved itself, he just got hired by man city
Kinda dumb they put Liverpoo - Manure first. Not really motivated to watch another match now, the rest of the matchups are kinda boring.
when a combined team of your injured players could probably beat your fit players in a match
guy who just suffered hernia now got double hernia
I'm guessing he'll have triple hernia next.
Time to get a better bench pal. Tho' I never buy players to fill a bench.
I just play youngsters and lose points for now.
A guy who gave me shit and wanted to be transferred suddenly a first team regular because he is the only one left.
50ish days till transfer window.
here's what i'm watching/the order or whatever.
now: Bayern/Freiburg and Getafe/Real Madrid
1425: Atletico Madrid/Barcelona
then random college football games throughout the day on whatever TV is free.
You can improve in training injuries by verifying if no one has is personal training intensity on Very High intensity (High is fine). Also, if you put more match training, you also need to raise the intensity: if you players don't train enough they'll also get injured.
Better fitness coaches to help IME; try to poach two good ones and get rid of the shitters.
Caring if a PSG without five starters will BTFO Dijon or not
You really like football more than I do.
This is my list.
Liverpool - Manutd
now: Bayern - Freiburg
Dortmund - Leipzig
Lille - Troyes
Roma - Napoli
Neymar is absurd, and i enjoy watching him to see what kind of ridiculousness is going to come next. that and the fact that Dani Alves is apparently in the midfield (like one of midfield three) should be interesting.
I enjoy watching teams get rolled, and PSG are doing just that this season honestly.
Fekir's performance yesterday was brilliant, it was a pleasant nice match to watch overall as a neutral.
Kinda dumb they put Liverpoo - Manure first. Not really motivated to watch another match now, the rest of the matchups are kinda boring.
But that was such a horribly dull match.
GK wants a new contract and won't accept less than double his wages
he hands in a transfer request
drop him into the U18s for eternity
didn't realise my HOYD would treat him like a youth player and give him a new contract
fucking hell, I'm actually pissed off
Well it was, but still all the other matches are onesided. Except for the West Ham game. But can't be arsed to watch that.
ffs it gets worse
tfw always in the others social group
Bursts of laughter.
that's why you always remove those clauses from the contract. it's your own fault for delegating in the first place
Nah, I was fine with the highest earner clause because I manage all first team contracts. Just never expected this to happen.
Staff members/HoYD having any say about anything
Match highest earner
You deserve every single moment of this.
Literally never been a problem until this mishap. It hasn't really affected anything either 2bh so it's whatever
Never had a traffic accident, so I shouldn't need to wear a seatbelt
In other news, I just found a new meme regen
This freiburg match is pretty shit
Söyüncü is not really having a good game..
Only have time for Wycombe-Exeter here :(
Vision not 1
Got an away draw in the el first knock out round lads, should have won desu
At least 8 children
I don't think Stevie Wonder had an issue with finding openings...
out fucking skilled
Woy lives to fight another day
If he can prevent this CP from relegating it is an absolute miracle of a managing performance.
Congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo for scoring his first league goal of the season, just the ten more to catch up to Messi.
could be worse
Yes he's such a shit player
is phil at the wolves match?
Thanks for finding this, dear archivist.
Is he worth 9,5 million?
this dortmund game is looking fun though
Fined this lad so many times his work rate went from ~6 to ~11 lel
Honestly its a pretty good draw.
inb4 get hammered at home
too lazy desu
that JarmoGOAT ball
jesus FUCK what a volley!
if you find a webm, do send.
Ronaldo is the only player able to save Real Madrid.
here u go
after 10 years of choking
Fuck me that was close. Lost my first two games and had to win away at Monaco on the last day to qualify.
world class striker when???
this Dortmund/Leipzig match is F E I S T Y
first shot towards goal is a 30 yard blooter that just happens to go in after they've done absolutely nothing for the first 20 minutes
Unlike my patrician team that works the ball into the box
bielsa youre breaking my heart
Welp, that didn't go that well. I'll leave the return game for when I come back.
Tbh we played a lot better they just got insanely lucky.
Auba should have done more
Amazing match, deserved a 3-3
work ball into box
Silva for next Chelsea manager?
Moyes is looking for a job.
brenny --> chelsea
moyes --> USA
silva --> PSG
Anyone watching Barca-Atletico on Bein Sports? The main commentator has a lisp and hearing him pronounce all these Spanish names is painful.
Actually, both commentators have a lisp. What the fuck
I remember watching a bundesliga game a week ago and the bein commentator had a lisp, maybe the same guy. too bad because he actually seemed like a good commentator otherwise
You're not allowed to sound normal to work on a no name network
Welcome to Home Bias City.
moyes --> USA
How come Ronaldo can carry Real but Misshit is useless?
Is it because Ronaldo is the GOAT?
tfw euro champ is twice as hard as the world cup
Pepe is really holding this Lille side back. Knowing Bielsa it is not the type of striker he likes either.
Nice, finally something going for the man. Deserved aswell..
fucking hell jesus christ stop fucking choking after 85 minutes.
Why are Japanese players so GOAT? They all got great mentals.
tfw he justifies the wage
elite anime mentality
first time I've ever heard someone pronounce his name like this
Kevin De Bruyne, Passing 20, Crossing 20, Vision 20 for FM18?
Place your bets lads
They literally got a goal back 10 seconds before the game was over - in the closing highlight - completely undeserved. Their first shot on target was a goal, again.
end my suffering
r8 tactic I'm pink
Those bigass lines highlighting your passing lanes probably help the opposition.
Can you do tacitica in fm18?
must be nice. Never found a halfway decent keeper with high eccentricity
the love is gone lads, might sleep over it but i think i will retire tommorow, maybe ill just resign from the national team if i win the confederations cup as thats the only missing piece
FIRST POINT IN EUROPE LADS
porto first over milan and bayern
maltese team gets a point
no I don't like your universe
I mean, it took me nearly a decade to get a point.
Isn’t that just how Spaniards talk?
so how about that motogp
14(6) apps, 10 yellow cards
He's a dirty player, isn't he? Would 'does not dive in tackles' help with it?
players developing out on loan
what kind of magic is this?
The affiliate they're on loan at (newly promoted) is also mounting a challenge in the 2nd league
Pretty amazing, shame about the link being automatically severed if they play in the same league, pretty much guarantees they'll be relegated if they do make it.
unrelated question, but does anyone know why the game won't launch from the desktop?
I have to go to the steam page and click launch on fm17 for it to do, and I tried clearing my download cache and turning off the antivirus but none worked. It's not really a problem but it's impossible for me to access the editor now
You know you can start the editor from tools in steam right? No clue about the fix for you though.
I actually didn't know that, thanks.
He is hardly improving at all. What gives?
When you finish a good season and half of your squad demands you sell them to upper league teams
Can't prevent it too, or the whole team riots.
sports science stat
Biggest innovation since additional Danish surnames?
He didn't even play that much though
Not very good form, and could possibly be loaned out to a club at one level lower.
i slipped in the shower
t. kolo toure
This game is weird as fuck
make a filter trying to find mandzukic type player
find one regen who has high heading and physical attributes but is a defender
use editor to make him a striker
24 goals in 29 matches even though his finishing is 11
Have idiots moan at you every year that there are too many injuries when actually there aren't
Invent area where FM can hold your hand and walk you through nursing injuries as well as pointing out the injuries of other teams to show you aren't special with 6 injuries at once
Well we should've seen it coming but yeah this does nothing for anybody even remotely good at FM already.
Retraining defenders is the best way to get target men and finishing is not the only thing that affects how often a player scores.
So Mandzukic would make an excellent defender? Because this guy was an established defender.
Probably not good enough marking for defending.
That seems to be it, yeah, he had one good game just now and his attributes started increasing right away.
He'd get a severe decision penalty for being unfamiliar with the role, same would happen to your defender had you not made him into a striker with the editor.
Dunno how much of an impact that would make though.
Nothing so far does
Not being deep into the segundo volante
He doesn't want his instruction bar moved from up top to the side
He doesn't want to know which of his team are a great bunch of lads and who is a creepy loner weirdo
hating on additional danish names
happy birthday lad
Fair enough, additional danish names are pretty good.
The press finally noticed I'm essentially using two teams, one for the league and one for continental competitions.
Caught my eye too, what did they mean by this? High likelihood of catching aids?
Just wanted to share his stats this seasons. Absolutely magnificent.
Jesus fuck whats going on with your faces
For whatever reason the graphics pack does this to re-gen faces. I have no idea why and I'm not bothered enough to try and fix it.
On a side note, is 'exceptional junior coaching' as high as it goes?
I think excellent is the highest.
Exceptional seems to be the last tier or so its claimed - I checked. Was confused because I was unable to ask for increases.
In other news, the board turned down my request for extra coaching staff twice in a row now. Stuck with 9 first team coaches.
"Looking pretty good I think". Miles, 2017
Miles confirmed legally blind or delusional.
Why even post such a shitty picture when they obviously need a lot more work done?
well its a huge improvement on what there was so in that regard he is correct but also if they spend a fuckload of time messing with that bullshit feature that nobody cares about and making it perfect then that would be the most stupid thing.
I'd rather the face modelling didn't exist or was a buggy mess and everything else was flawless
back-to-back promotion :DDDD
my god this new injury centre shit looks absolutely useless
Shhhh, it's going to be okay
A picture would suffice, and was already there before. Choosing clothes, etc. is OK as you can see yourself in the dugout, but a face model seems pointless unless it was leading to other things, such as your son (perhaps equally pointless and at least rare) looking like you, og real players' faces being recognisable during the match.
FM literally a victim of its own fanbase or at the least the vocal minority of its fanbase. Its just for the morons that don't recognise that 6 injuries at a time isn't rare and that if you're rushing somebody back into 90 mins immediately after coming back from a serious injury that is gonna end badly. If people were less moronic then Miles probably wouldn't have felt the need to hold everybody's hand and walk them through just how fucking retarded they are.
Bet he still gets "I'VE GOT 5 FIRST TEAM INJURIES AFTER 1 GAME WORST FM EVER, FUCKING BULLSHIT!" from 1000 people
wear and tear injury
Wew, I don’t even think you’ll need the shotgun, his rehabilitation will probably kill him
Nice first game in charge!
based Hull with the GOAT logo
Holy shit he's only 16
They could also include Non-scripted matches™© for those costumers.
Bet he still gets "I'VE GOT 5 FIRST TEAM INJURIES AFTER 1 GAME WORST FM EVER, FUCKING BULLSHIT!" from 1000 people
1000 people out of the 500000 that play the game, wooow.
it is a big deal though, since all they are doing is appealing to new players and shitters, which makes sense too since thats where the money comes from. But for us every new iteration just turns out to be a more polished turd.
Yes but these are the morons that bombard him with the same message 4 times every time a new FM comes out and do it to his personal twitter.
People with legitimate complaints are more sensible and so tend to be less vocal.
Loud morons almost always get their way these days.
every new iteration
Nice skin. Which game is this?
Championship Manager 98
goal of the season was by a generated player in a cup game that overlapped with international call ups leaving me with like 2 players
never saw that happening before
CFM Skin 2.1
So what's the actual point in having different options?
tfw let this guy sit in my u20s for 4 years before realizing his potential
It's another "AI pays £63M for consistent below-7-performances" episode.
how fucked he'll be at the end inverse to cost of treatment
it's a potential GOAT completely ruins his career by joining an oil money club episode.
Born to manage
Sounds like real life Chelsea when they were purchased by that siberian robber baron.
You should help revive his career, and perhaps somebody will make a moving Rocky-style film about his ups and downs.
"Hej allihopa, let's do two hours of keepy uppies today as well to help you prepare for the match against Liverpool." Zlatan Ibrahimovic
You should help revive his career
I really want to because I was the one who signed him for Zurich in the first place and I left the season before he left. But I don't need him now. It's sad.
3 goals and 5 assists in 6 apps
benched for the next 4 season
Is Zlatan the manager?
Look at him again when he is able to do coaching badges (around 29?) and so on to keep him off the streets, at least.
I always sign retired GOATs even if they're not that good just so they can get their first step on the management ladder.
Nah, Zlatan's my U20s guy.
With his high reputation someone will surely hire him.
Barlow, Davies and Owen confirmed for sharing bodily fluids.
Yeah I'll definitely do that. He still always gets picked for his national team though so he's at least playing football sometimes.
top goal scorer in the league
best young player of the season
player of the year
highest average rating
Would be easier to list what he didn't win desu
Would be easier to list what he didn't win desu
Its another "Italian left back complains about getting a yellow card for a 100mph two-footed sideways tackle" episode
When is the beta coming out? Didn't it come out around 2 weeks before release last year?
Something like that has been mentioned this year, yes. You should ask Miles on twitter for confirmation.
B-but I won the league, cup and super cup and everyone knows domestic competitions are the most important. R-right lads?
Learn to read
27th of october
putting it out on the release date of mario odyssey
banging for 8 million desu
It'll be out before then but not by much
Miles already has elected BoTW as GOTY, he should be free.
anywhere near being a great game
the game mightve been pivotal, we'll find about that in the future, but the game wasnt great. miles could not disappoint me more with his constant shit opinions and products
"Pivotal" is enough for GOTY. Unless you mean "pivotal" like E.T.
tfw he picked me over OL
nice half volley there
looks less impressive every time you watch it back though
yeah i posted off of initial viewing.
I refused to move to get the 10yrs achievement. Now my guy is tagged as unambitious, Bayern and Dortmund denied me after the interviews for Renard and Poch, and not shitty PL clubs are too fucking stable. Is my save fucked despite being #1 hof ?
Does "my guy" have a personality? Where do I see this?
Top left or top right on the "My profile" page iirc
Bit redundant, tbqh
this fucker forced me to extra time in the super cup
That first touch though
That fucking awesome mustache and side burns though
Need him to go there, become a legend and have the stadium named after him.
Will your home record theoretically suffer if you have the smallest stadium in the league? 2nd place away record and 7th place home record here.
tfw my board sold him two seasons ago for 2.5m and I can't get him back because they refuse to sell for a normal fee ;_;
It begins lads
In real life 5k people in a 6k stadium is supposed to be more intimidating than 7k people in a 15k stadium, I'm positive someone posted the autistic study about it here
This guy is without a doubt going to be Malta's #1
And I was thinking that 25 000 in a 27 000 stadium could arguably be more intimidating than 11 000 in a 12 500 stadium.
You'll have to wait for him to rot some more, get released, then rot for a good six months(if he's not poached somewhere else), then you can buy him. But by then he won't make any progress anymore and you'll just be wasting money (not that you care but still).
he was right, he'd never get into brazil senior team
going to san siro guys, reminder to watch milan lose the derby tonite
dont do this
season ticket la, got the away seats
reee, what the fuck is that schedule? It doesn't even factor in cup matches and champions league.
It's not an issue, it's a feature. FM has been struggling to make coherent calendars for years.
are there even away seats in a milan derby
y-yeah, the east stand of the stadium for when ac milan is away, the west stand for inter when they're away
Well,that's one way to end a bad run.
It's annoying, the schedule is tight and there's not enough good thai players to give the team a good depth (4 foreigners allowed only)
plus side, my team cucked the second favorite to win the champions league this year in play-offs on an extra time penalty
How much is the season ticket?
Waive to the camera.
lucky fucker, enjoy yourself lad.
paid 500 for the orange stand for the 19 home games, for the derby even if it's "away" we got tickets sold before of the general release
i never understood where the cameras are, and for the second time in a row i'm missing the ac milan choreography because i'll be literally under that shite
tfw not been to a football match since May (at Wembley). At least I have my subscriptions an can watch stuff in bed, away from hooligans and the lumpenproletariat.
all you need is acestream
Unreliable, and a hassle. Also, interesting matches often stream simultaneously, so now, I can just watch them from the archive.
do you think /ourfashionablelad/ will take it?
up the ass, yeah
oh ye didnt think about that
I have to ace Premier League, though. That was a bit too expensive, even for my careless spending.
isnt the average norwegian pretty rich anyway?
captcha: milan 28th
i guess we know when we're gonna score now
Yes, you have to concentrate and work really hard to completely fail and be poor here, I think. But most things are expensive here, so there's that.
you have to concentrate and work really hard to completely fail and be poor here
is this some kind of challenge
I think there are a few people that choose a criminal or 'alternative' pathway just because the readily available bourgeoisie lifestyle bores them, but I guess there is a bit of that everywhere in Europe. I would think that Breivik, for example, was motivated mainly by anti-intellectualism, boredom and an unhealthy obsession with Slavs.
Well he wants the transfer, I just don't have the money (and would feel silly spending 30mil on him)
He's rotting as is. Sad
so does this finally confirm regen orgies and nights of intravenous drug use? it would be a good feature for fm.
Le old Leicester reserves players on a brothel in Thailand/rape accusations against Leicester in late 90s. There was also a fourth victim to this disease the day after.
your striker has contracted hepatitis
tfw making rare meme injuries in the editor
not exactly the next Franz Beckenbauer
Yeah, that's why I'm surprised with the path of my version of Lo Celso. Instead of getting released and rotting until retirement like described in this article:
He got a cheap transfer from PSG to Rennes and actually developed very nicely, to the point where 30M€ was a bargain.
Unfortunately this was just an odd-man out: most of the good players end up going through the Spartan way: make it or die.
Oh thank god. he wanted to leave in summer and in winter but no club bid for him so he agreed to stay.
Well, I just loaned him in with a 21 million future fee
Austria is actually pretty damn fun holy shit. It's like a big match every 2 games.
What team did you end up picking?
Has there ever been any other results?
FM18 will include thousands of new animations like players holding a hand in front of their mouth when speaking to one another, legs visibly breaking, players colliding with the ref., players slipping during crucial moments, etc.
legs visibly breaking
My poor regens. I don't want to see such a thing.
t. Djibril Cissé
won everything as a manager now
You've won the Gold Cup?
everything possible as a italian club and italian national team manager i should have clarified
Time to conquer Hong Kong, India, Australia, etc., and win all the Champions leagues.
win 5-1 in first competition match
lose the replay 6-4 with three long-term injuries.
keane is still active and playing for a club in India
it's before away match against Salzburg
I somehow feel that a team with six times my wage budget and a five as big stadium that manages to be below me in PL (3rd vs 4th) needs more than just a new manager.
The board fucked me in the ass again. Just the day before I protested the transfer of another player (for 5.5m) and now they automatically accepted this fucking shit
we won it 1-0 barely. I'll take it.
sorry didn't mean to quote
I got the other offer up to a lump sum of 7M on the other offer, hopefully he goes for them.
this overenthousiastic commentating
CB gets injured making 40m pass to assist striker
That was Chelsea's fake crest, wasn't it?
There is the option of hoping for a board takeover with a less intrusive board, or possibly of finding another club.
The chairman's personality is "fairly ambitious", I already had a board takeover-the previous board sold at 2.5m offered
London FC or West London Blue they have been called
I still think the "interference" attribute outweighs all sense, staff loyalty, and optimism on behalf of your youths.
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