>Hazard
>is actually pretty safe
Hazard
>France
>is actually africa
>Milik
>is actually lactose intolerant
>Messi
>actually a very tidy player
Not for ball boys
>Is actually a cute
:3
>Kompany
>actually prefers being alone
>she
>is actually a man
>Immobile
>is actually fast and agile
>Drinkwater
>actually drinks water
>ronaldo
>actually not fat and does not shag trannies
He looks better as a woman.
Brazilians are quickly turning into the worst posters of this board
delet
b a s e d
what's our endgame?
>Kahn
>is actually a goalkeeper
fucking despise german ''people''
>Harry Kane
>is actually Harry Kino
and people say blacks look like apes...
He's a real human bean
>hope solo
>actually plays with 10 more players
DONT
Still would
people only say that about them because they also tend to act as such, more often anyway
Not after you see the Sarlacc Pit you don't
They do have monkey looking jaws tho.
>implying you wouldnt
>Nerman
>is actually a woman
>Not shag trannies
Thats debatable
>Goodwillie
>actually has a bad willy
>David Seaman
>doesnt slurp it
>Fabian Assman
>Prefers tits
would DESU
what the fuck is up with his eyes, spooky
He shags trannies without tits or femenine face, does it count?
what kind of name is "hope solo"? kek
it sounds like a star wars character
>Neymar
>isn't a scottish person saying no to their mum
>Blind
>actually sees just fine
>Sadio Mane
>has trimmed hair
i kekd
>Argelico Fucks
>actually sucks
>...
>Kaka
>was actually quite good
That, my children, is the best goalkeeper the world has ever seen. You should respect him.
>Argelico feeds
>actually seeds