/brit/

my cat edition

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cara

cara

*sets the thread alight*

Any sexy ladies in /brit/ tonight?

would the most northern person please post a vocaroo of them saying some typical heroin junkie so we can meme on it please

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anime

>vocaroo.com/i/s0yE1Oh74dtx
ah yes, the "london experience"

dara

dara

Bought a cable for my Zune but it only shows me the charging icon.
Hopefully, after a few minutes, I'll get it to start up and listen to my old songs.

>i will never be trent reznor

babestation

need a vocaroo bf

sue

>tfw got banned for 2 days for posting a copyrighted photo of a camwhore and asking for source

don't know how much more of this loneliness I can take /Brit/

alri x

shockingly good gemini posts

>southern culture
Umm mosques curries and prayer mats aren't culture sweat
>southern """"""""chippers"""""""
Literally too posh for chippers and we invented chippers so just stop appropriating northern culture please

boggles the nog how stupid and oblivious some people are

WHY would you not rotate this image before posting, you little weasel

user from middlesbrough here

ask me to say something in my degenerate accent

ciara

I'm a sick fuck

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>capital b
Hownew.ru

yes yes of course you did
now get back in the pit before we decide to genocide you again sweaty x

it's literally the correct orientation on my PC i dont know why it flipped itself

You're American...

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rub your hotshot parmo into me hairy fookin bollocks

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sometimes crave after fish and chip but wen i eat it i always feel so disgusted at myself afterwards

i can literally taste the oil soaking in my gullet
i can feel the gas accumulating in my stomach from oil and fried potatos andbatter AND my heart begging me to stop eating
grim

>I'm a sick fuck

stop interchanging London with the entirety of the south you CUNT

She caught you, /brit/. Quick! What's your alibi?

I'd give her brum a bid wahey

would do a vocaroo but i sound like im thick

>Normans
>English
Pick one. Are you also forgetting you were annexed by the Normans?

so does literally every single vocaroo already posted

but we want to hear that

would d oa vocaroo but my housemates will hear and ask me awkward questions

wanna yiff

Ah yes southern chippers

you sound exactly like someone I know
are you sure you're not in hants

Were you just enjoying it?

>All these vocaroos and nobody rappin
Finna fix that

clyp.it/rpiietkz

what are northern chippehs healthier and less greasy.

need a bf

what the fuck is hants
i just have a very generic accent because i've lived around like 5-6 different accents

yeah
we've mastered the art of fried foods so that it's not a disgusting mess

lmao

Yeah it's the advantages of inventing them

i'm from hants and he sounds nothing like somebody from hants
you're just a dinlo

hants is hampshire lol
don't worry you just sounded exactly like one of my old friends

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afainatl.wordpress.com/2017/08/30/right-wing-gentrification-gangs-white-nationalists-and-atlanta-property-development/
always makes me laugh when liberal journos make out like white nationalists are dirt poor hillbillies

>couch
fuck off yank

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had to talk quietly so my dad couldnt hear me haha

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imfuckingplying

>go out to take my dog for a walk
>get back to my house
>autistic Irish neighbor is trimming my rosebush out front. It's next to his property but clearly on mine
>would have to pass him to get into my house
>turn around and go on a second walk

honestly needs the trim, and I can't tell if he's trying to tell me to cut my bush back or if he thinks it's his? didn't know what to say

couch

alri bane

the united states of that

am i gay if i wank to this

please answer urgently, im pretty close

not sure you're allowed to post this under Danelaw mate x

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>an idiot from sheffield

not a real northerner

TUNE TUNE TUNE


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TUNE TUNE TUNE


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TUNE TUNE TUNE

>wedgers
what

Fuck me the state

I think she means potato wedges?
(which are the worst way to eat potatoes)

you kinda are

slag off sheffield again and i'll fookin bray thee

she finally replied to my joke lads

fuck that German shit

actual choon:

youtube.com/watch?v=L6JEXquWC7A

unironically wish i had a northern accent. i think they're cool and down to earth.

>gf is snoring again

Rape her

is it true that sheffield has a superhero called supertram?

is he alright?

TOO SLOW TOO CALM TOO SLOW

youtube.com/watch?v=JIRtW-Ovzd8

daresay i'm going to have to request the 'ol source on that one.

vocaroo.com/i/s0rVEdtVSjJm

as I get older I find myself understanding marge simpson more and more

hardcore is shit

actual actual choon
youtube.com/watch?v=W5S6Cz6oO4M

Record her and blackmail her into not snoring with the audio of her snoring.

Amin Yashed

The more I hear about London the worse it sounds

would post a vocaroo lads but my voice is pretty high pitched so shant

yes he heroically takes you to meadowhall so you can spend money on shite and eat wagamama

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back from shops lads

beers (8 carlsberg export) and a donner meat "cobra bite" curry (the hottest they do) with chips.

/brit/ has absolutely dire taste in music

doing a sing give me some tips
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youtube.com/watch?v=zduKIF5Mo0k

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Katy Perry