SPRING BREAKERS THREAD

This fucking masterpeice
talk about it
grade A post-ironic cinema

It's metamodern, not post- ironic.

Dumbass

It is surprising to me that people are confused why Arabia is so disturbed by our culture, and wants to murder us all. Think about it: for the last 700 years, it has been unthinkably taboo for a woman to show her hair or knees in public.

Pudgens feet are so nice

This is shit much better post ironic satire masterpieces out there. Won't share them because pleb board.

James "Let me suck you 9mm, and then your dick" Franco

This is what I call my "cuck" movie.
Vanessa Hudgens is in my top 3 hottest actresses and my gf of 4 years knows this... its the only movie she doesnt want me to watch lol. Been meaning to watch it when shes not around but I never remember to watch it.

Yes... my gf is that jelly. Eh. I love her. Eh. It happens.

The girls = the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Alien = the anti-Christ

1, 2 and 3 are fine as fuck, 4 looks like a troll.

1 > 4 > 3 > 2

It's too honest for its own good. he should have waited until instagram culture blew up

There's one hot woman spread between the 4 of them.

Yeah. Vanessa.

i don't get it? this foot fetish thing..is it from watching gooks stomp on dogs in third world shitholes that people eventually develop a foot fetish? besides that i really don't get it, it has to be derived from watching crush porn

its the directors daughter

It's his wife

if emma was a part of it...

fuck that feminist cunt

Every single one of these images:
>Everyone dead faced or giggling
>carefully placed hands and poses
>t-this is hot right?
>except vanessa
>being as lewd as possible
>touching as much as possible
>face begging for your cum

Truly best girl

I forgot Jeff Jarrett was in this.

What the fuck is the difference?

why did they shoot franco

benzo

I miss pudgens

holy shit no one fucking cares you cancerous faggot.

Your gf will leave you if you aren't alpha enough to make her suck your cock while you watch it.

Probably already out on a date with Tyrone, better get to it.

Cancer

Also cancer

>Muh artsy film

It was fucking moronic

>Random college girls are sociopathic enough to rob people at gun point and not care
>Meet some crazy grilled teeth idiot and they're taken in
>Rob more people by gun point, apparently law enforcement doesn't care
>The end of the movie is the guy being shot immediately while they walk around a rich guy's complex shooting people

This movie was so fucking dumb. I felt bad for even taking the time to download it for free.

All of these posts were carried out by a single user. Me.

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This desu.

I hate when you fags ironically talk about the movie instead of unironically posting pics of the girls.

me on the left

post-ironic is narcissistic jerking off, metamodern is narcissistic jerking off that knows it's narcissistic jerking off. Really there's no fundamental difference.

That's what I'm deriving from the context anyway.

I mean yeah, it's pretty obvious that the Arabs are autistic, you'd think people would've realized this already.

i just watched it cos it was on film 4

i really enjoyed it actually, had it been some subtitled east asian kino i think it probably would be way more appreciated