OFFICIAL MINNESOTA WILD @ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

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Central Division Shenanigans start now for the Blackhawks.

Puck drops at 7:30PM CST

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The Minnevirgin
-Let his hockey team go to Dallas
-Cucked by every city
-0 Cups, ever
-Pedophile
-Only gets on national TV to get embarrassed
-Won't shut up about his WNBA team
-Media won't shut up about how Minneapolis is a great city even though it's a cold Omaha
-Unrequited love for a Minnesota-born Packer/Badger fan

THE CHADCAGOAN
-Team never moved
-Annually cucks the Minnevirgin
-3 Cups this decade
-Not a pedophile
-All games on national TV
-/lifelong/ Blackhawks fan
-Media won't shut up about our great city
-Drowning in pussy from all over

This thread will be infinitely more fun the Cubs thread.

Good evening gentlemen.

Some other ding dong made a thread, but I only join Rbo threads

Howdy

Soon

Rate my din din boys

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Cubs/Nats thread = 90% chance Cubs win
Blackhawks/Mild thread = 105% chance Blackhawks win

The Twin shitties will be embarrassed as always

too much oil

Wait so the gamethread is just going to be full of chiraqis fellating tripfags and circlejerking?
Havent seen a mention of mondays refball yet.

Didn't even put oil on the chicken to be honest

All butter, and most of it was lost in the transfer.

>always choke against the Hawks
>always choke against the Yankees
>Viqueens
>never good at apehoop

Minnesota never does anything right

>shitcago tripfag thread

ew

>>never good at apehoop
That might actually change this year, assuming the injury bug doesn't plague them again.

the only cooking advice I take is from a coked out Alton Brown
youtube.com/watch?v=uHSp1CdQEn4

I can see the appeal

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Well duh, who the fuck would admit to being from Minnesota

Its quite pathetic

fuck shitcago and fuck tripfags

>Really soft hands

>Mild fan
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

because I don't live in chicago

Mean tbqh

/eagan/ here what is so wrong? Do you base your opinion of locations solely based on professional sports franchises comprised of more out of state players than in state as a representation of a whole state?

head to the other thread then. What's stopping you.

because I don't live in chicago

woah, I didn't know minnesota's team moved again

/HoustonCounty/ here

Thanks for the heads up bud

>This opera rendition of the national anthem

Oh great! Pat's fucking voice is nearly gone too. Fucks sake.

One stitch for every shot he missed the net completely in the playoffs?

sad!

>tfw Konroyd does the game alone

I would say it was this
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but wrong place and not the playoffs
Keith is a goon

Lets go hawks
>De-troit sucks
Lets go hawks
>De-troit sucks

I'd burn his house down.

I'm noticing his voice breaking up now. Fuck.

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Nice job Seabs. Fucking idiot.

Why dont you tripfags post on /hoc/ anymore? Can't handle the bants?

absolutely decked

SHIFT OVER SIT THE FUCK DOWN

seabrook rekt

>another Hawks penalty
get this shit under control Q

they only like to post when the majority of the thread is other people from Chicago

Reminder Toews raped and killed a sorority girl in 2006 and dumped her in the Red River

>Mild power play

Is kane a schmaltz-baby?

nah, that was Kane

We believe in one goal, the Saadfather Almighty, creator of possession and production, and of all tangibles seen and unseen. And in one Forward, Panik Christ, the only-begotten Son of Q, begotten of the Saadfather, Lamplight from Lamplight, true Goals from own Goals, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Saadfather; by whom all production is made, who for us and for all bandwagon fans salvation came down from Rockford and was born of the Virgin Konroyd and made Manchild.

He was crucified under Carcillo Pilate, suffered, benched and was buried on the depth chart, and the third game he rose again, according to the Scoreboard, and ascended into the first line, and sitteth on the right hand of the Toews and the left hand of the Hossa, from thence he shall come again in glory, to score against the Preds and Leafs, whose cup drought will see no end.

I believe in the Foley-Olcyzk, the Toews, the giver of Goals who proceeds from the Saadfather and the Hossa, who with the Saadfather and the Hossa is adored and glorified, who has spoken through the prospects.

We believe in one Foley-Olcyzk Alcoholic Church and for the forgiveness of commentary sins, and in the resurrection of the Corsi statistic and the playoff series to come.

Amen.

It pains me to say this to a person I respect, Bolligs;

but I have to tell you, your assessment of the chicken is far off base.

I am hard-pressed to not have sex with this chicken it is so good

>Illinois """banter"""

muh pedo muh mild

>tripfags in charge of geography, dates, or the deceased.

>you drive home
>your fucking dogs jump in front of your car and bark at you for 5 minutes
>every fucking day
that commercial person's life must be hell

>Minnesota """banter"""
>>Illinois """banter"""

>muh pedo muh mild

>watching commercials

plebs don't get (You)s

>All these nme/tripfags
christ no wonder they call you guys the reddithawks

>they
Who gives a fuck what /hoc/ thinks.

>I know you are but what am I

case in point

>Pedosota in charge of having anything to banter about

I don't have to bant about chicago everybody already knows

So then get onboard with Chicago threads and start posting actual food. Don't bother shitposting about MUH KETCHUP ON HOTDOGS, that shit is overdone.

Post some actual minnesotan """""cuisine"""""""" and go from there.

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>Pedosotans in charge of cuisine
>Pedosotans in charge of sports
>Pedosotans in charge of anything

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does minnesota have any actual regional cuisine?

So you only care what reddit and your tripfag gamethreads think?
/hoc/ calls me a pedo but I know its just some loser that is practically a canadian that started it all
/hoc/ calls you a reddithawk and you abandon it because it hits too close to home

>hot dogs and pizza
>cuisine

can't make much with wood chippers

hotdish

I abandoned /hoc/ in 2014 when it became more about clipart and memes than actual discussion.

I don't give a shit what you think about me because I'm a grown ass man and not some fucking teenager.

Now sit your ass down and post about some traditional minnesotan cuisine such as halva and sabayad.

are those tater tots on top of casserole?

Not really, the juicy lucy would be the biggest one. Walleye fish frys are big since there are so many of them here. The state was mostly scandis and german. Neither of them made a huge footprint in the cuisine.

>Pedo bait
wew lad

or is the casserole under the tater tots?

lmao you sound mad. So instead of memes you would rather talk about cuisine? Still doesnt sound like hockey discussion you grown ass man.

>he thinks this thread is actual discussion and not just a Chicago circlejerk

swing and a miss

laryngitis Foley is making me nervous

COREY!

STOP IT

GET SOME HELP

>Chicago in charge of not being offside or icing

>>Chicago in charge of not being offside or icing
p sure it's been kane offside many times.

Has Kane gone bust?

>all these tripfags added to my filters

Hawks looking... [spoiler]not elite[/spoiler]

Shitcago fans are just jealous boys. Regardless of outcome, it's safe to say we have it better in Minnesota.

WE CAN'T EVEN BLOW OUT THIS PATHETIC ASS MILD TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hate attentionwhoring trips
>make a pointless post about filtering them
Are you sure you aren't the one that wants attention you hypocritical shit?

>Minnesota banter

You guys are not nearly as good at shit-talking as the Canadians are

what part of "Anonymous" dont you understand

>tfw my dad keeps trying to change the channel to an apebanana game

>Minnesota
>have it better
>cucked by literally everyone

Jealous of what, getting sent home by the Blackhawks not once, but three times in 5 years? The only time winning the Central was 10 years ago?

By all means, please clarify.

>Minnesota
>Playoffs

Pick one

>2017
>watching on TV
>living with your parents while not underage
>any year

>cucked by literally everyone
What does that even mean?