Making Black Sails Great Again

>Skipping through all their scenes

Why aren't you watching Black Sails the right way?

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Their constant plotting and scheming makes me want to headbutt a moving train.

Why can't they just go back to eating each others assholes?

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>Why can't they just go back to eating each others assholes?

Because that's also shitty television. It's only virtue is that it eats up less time. Go watch your porn alone.

If they absolutely must have them on the show for several 5 minute scenes, then the eating of shit would be far more preferable than the spewing of it.

Is this the official Black Sails thread for tonight's episode?

Yes.

le smug whore is now a master technician of mind games and warfare

Everyone knows that black prostitutes were the real pirates

I stopped midway through season 3. What did I miss?

>Is this the official Black Sails thread for tonight's episode?

You mean the one that already has a torrent up? Step it up man. You could have watched it hours ago.

someone make a stream so we can all can shitpost in sinc

already watched it and Flint is a fucking fool, I thought he was supposed to be some kind of tactical genius but even Vane could have unfucked that fight, he sailed up to south carolina, stole your flag ship and then put their capitol under the sword while this idiot got blindsided by another guy from his past.

Why is he treated like the MC when dead people fight better than he does.

Seriously he sailed his entire flotilla into the bay without scouting it. They're 12 year olds playing blizzard games that are better tacticians than this.

And the gutherie bitch is still not fucking dead. If Teach doesn't put that whore under the sword I swear by that is all right in universe..

She needs to fucking die.

Is there a better intro on television?
>youtu.be/XFTcA4QLHw0

>Eleanor Guthrie dying at the first episode

Give it 8 more.

Charles Vane, Blackbeard and the best island fight thus far.

Premiere thread

>THE TRUE PIRATE KING

underrated as fuck. Thirty-Nine episodes and I never get tired of it.

what's this show? never heard of it

Because its just gay propaganda

Yes actually

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Black Sails. Treasure Island prequel series. Pretty great writing.

>literally only one season of gay subplots

Oh shit that reminds me, gotta watch this.

So, Israel Hands or soon to be Pew?

I know but every time I see her, I imagine tying a rope around her neck and slowly dragging her into the air.

So are there a lot of tits and sex in this show? If so, I might watch it. Bonus if it has good writing.

The early seasons have plenty of sex. Season 3 had probably the fewest scenes so far and the first episode had 1.

k cute

S1-S2 mostly. S3 focused more on the plot but still tits and ass to be found.

S1's slow but it picks up the pace. Pretty humorous too with some of the scenes of the protitutes.

cheers m8s

>tfw no traffic in BS threads

>acting like a faggot won't scare off the majority

and fags wonder why they're ostracized.

So who is the man with the red beard?

Having any main character be gay at all is itself gay propaganda. It normalizes faggotry. You don't need it dirwctly in the plots, just knowing they are is enough.

Probably a treasure island character

Nigga the bisexual shit IS part of the plot that made their lover be committed to the insane asylum. It's one of the reasons Flint's old life would've been a shitty one if he continued to go on the run with his old name.

It took awhile to find out that Flint is a banana swindler. But really black sails major fault is focusing too much on plot and scheming and isn't really funny or amusing anymore.

Look man, I'm not one for gay guys but at least they dropped referencing it directly after the sacking of the town. The loss of his not-wife struck him harder to the point where the old lover is practically forgotten.

>itt gay homosexuals liberal sjw's

Stop sucking dicks faggots

>tfw can't torrent on Uni campus
Won't be able to watch until I go home for spring break.

Pirates are famous buggers.

>implying not everyone who comes from london isnt bi

Still is with all the tactical shit and character development. Just different things that hooked us altogether

Goat scene was about the only amusing scene
Watching silver try and fuck the monkey without the peg leg was a missed opportunity.

I literally tell you went with the shitty x265 meme. Why do you faggots do this?

>getting assblasted this much

I'm glad Samurai Jack is still on the crew, but I wish the black guy with the fake razor teeth hadn't died. Those two were a perfect tandem.

Rank season finales in order of best to least-best.

3 > 2 > 1

3

3>2>1 as well.

I thought the first season had the best audio/visual direction. I remember feeling near sea-sick after the first episode in the first season.

Didn't even notice he died. Asian guy on a ship was more noticeable.

>Just found out his name was Joji after rewatching S1

S3 finale just had so much imo.

>massive scope of that island battle
>Hornigold getting his shit slapped for being a traitorous cunt
>battle scenes and quiet dialogue scenes play off each other excellently
>that palpable tension between Flint and Silver
>the culmination of Billy and co.'s schemes on Nassau
>that name drop at the end

>just fuck my ship up

I only wish Silver VS Dufrene wasn't just a one sided bar match.

I remember some of the actors, Flint specifically, having trouble getting their groove on for some of the more complicated dialogue delivery scenes.

For the finales, I just can't choose which one was the better between ESCAPE FROM CHARLESTOWN or DEFEND THE ISLAND.

I did honestly think Vane and Flint would be at each other's end for Silver selling the Urca info.

That's literally a youtube snip.

That's why you had vane chewing entire scenes brah.

I agree. Was disappointing to see Dufrene's development since the end of S1 undermined like that.

>Betrayed by the woman he loved
>More than twice

>Best bro and his girl betrayed your crew once
>made up, became best bros once more until his death which even then had a meaning

Never trust bitches. I'm even surprised Jack managed to lose his girl to a mattress seductress, and then get her back while going on a daily threesome. Alpha in the sack not much fighting with the pack.

I was surprised anne said she loved Vane too, she seemed perpetually pissed off with him most of the time. Strangely he saved both of them but that didn't enter into her diatribe.

Jack has the right idea and Teach is right, getting jack to be what he was supposed to be all along is best outcome so far over that traitorous bitches actions.

I honestly expected Dufrane to sport a hook hand just to be Silver's visual nemesis.

Calico jack is the best of the leading actors with the most depth and character development. Watching him come to terms with having money and unable to do anything with it was amusing.

They were brothers in arms, and hated the same thing more than they hated what they did to each other. I'd say it was a strong bond of partnership seeing how those three were almost always closely associated with each other. People knew Anne was Jack's girl, and knew that Jack was Vane's guy.

That clas between outcasts, Civilization and the ever presence of Death.

Truly opening-kino

>Go to S2 threadsthinking Sup Forums will keep calling Jack a cuck, etc.
>Finish S2, people now have Jack as best guy

Feels gud.

and yet Jack is the only one that strangely remembers that.

Though really I only started liking Anne by end of season 3.

Its okay if you are getting cucked by another girl.

I want to protect that mole.

>SENPAI HAS TO NOTICE ME TODAY

>See Idelle in the first season
>Oh wow what a cutie, too bad she'll just be a minor character

>Ends up being one of the more important supporting characters

PROGRESS.

Really? I thought she was cute in S1's earlier episodes when she was jealous and kept saying "fuck you jack" very affectionately like a tsundere.

S3's latter parts though, it really made her stand out as the perfect Bonnie to a Clyde.

I need to know how did nigga pulls off that accent and tone

IRL he sounds like some cartoon California surfer dude. In the show, however

I would assume a voice coach worked with him to get it right.

I'd like to believe she was in love with Vane if not just infatuated with him given that she was one of the few who talked to him more of a concerned character, and then being used to make Eleanor angry.

great, now I'm imagining Charles Vane in Baywatch.

Her earliest season one appearance made her too one note and wooden, and doing the whole emo tsundere thing can be very annoying in a scene. Being stoic would have gotten tough as nails thing across more than a perpetual snarl, and she loses it more as series goes on. Not to mention her worst season has to be 2, but season 3 fixed a lot of that and so far I'm not sure how I feel about her tirade against Jack for trying to live up to Vane's memory. In one way she is right but in other she comes off as an ungrateful bitch. They'd have nothing without vane. Many times over.

I hope we get one more glimpse of those tits before it's all over.

>who knew baywatch could be so violent
>life guards spring in to action as Vane walks out of the ocean covered in sand and seaweed, punching them out with a cigar in his mouth.

>possibly to beach boys music.

She comes off a bit as trying to be independent but her emotional state makes her even more dependent on Jack. Like Teach said
>It's no wonder you're the quiet one.

apparently he enjoyed the role so much he kept the sword Vane used and hung it on his fireplace

I quit after watching the third episode of season 1 because I was bored and didn't care for the pointless sex scenes

how do i make this work? I can't get interested at all but I want a show about pirates

I wonder how much of it is coaching and how much comes naturally though. I mean he must've impressed them enough during auditions to land the role. Either way it's pretty incredible.

>one of the few who talked to him more of a concerned character
I only remember that happening once, right before Vane left to meet with the lumber people.

>inb4 she's revealed to have escaped Nassau in the finale, changed her name to Mrs. Hawkins

Thinks pick up considerably around the middle of the first season.

I skipped the sex scenes so yeah you can watch it without the sex. S2 though had a sexual sideplot but you can pretty much skip ahead to anytime they're dry humping save for that threesome.

show me a webm nerd

>teach bringing the bantz as jack wants to rally the troops.

He just so badly wants to be the real deal that even Teach is kinda giving him benefit of doubt, I wonder if it has to do with Vane's death.

That is badass. And he will always have that.

Well unless they release the auditions as a bluray extra down the line, no way to know but most period shows employ a voice coach to help actors tune their accents.

How anyone can find that bug eyed, jawless mulatto attractive is beyond me

She has the cutest smile.

Though it bugs me that her teeth and Eleanor's are way too white.

I just remembered thinking that she had insane plot armor because she's the nigress Silver marries in the future, and then S3 happened and now her plot armor just went down significantly.

Link to a place where I can make webm's then. I haven't made one in a while.

I had a sheer moment of panic in the boarding scene. I thought it was going to be Teach's infamous defeat part already.

Well this show has a tendency to throw in anticlimatic shit so honestly it wouldn't surprise me.

I'll make one if I can remember what episode it was.

>having sex with used goods left on the beach

Sex is sex.

Marrying one is a different matter.

First scene from the last episode of season 1.