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This was fun. I’m done for tonight. I’ll do it again next week.

Georges is going to kill Bisping in the octagon. He will feel bad about having done such an awful thing to the Bispings and will opt to take the role as the new head of the family.

Bisping's widow will naturally fall for him as her repressed English desire for francophone dick (a culture-wide holdover from the Napoleonic era) breaks free from her tortured subconscious.

Ellie will develop an Oedipus-like complex for GSP, but Georges is too good and honest of a man to ever stoop to such levels of degeneracy.

Callum will buckle down and train very hard and eventually challenge Georges to a fight, in which he will win on account of weighing over 200lbs and being taller than 6 feet.

FOTY

lawler, second fight with new camp, more confident, 5 rounds

RDA, tough and relentless, could be good

Shook

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spoiler alert: she gets killed by a 175lb 5'6 super thick wrestler Hawaiian

Holy shit so ufc 215 and 216 did those shitty ppv numbers? That $4 billion deal lools terrible now. Just make title fights free on ufc website and sell a ton of ads. It would probably make more money.

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Do you wish that's how it was? Is that why you spam us? Because you think we are the highest test general and want to turn us gay or something? Was your sexual abuser an mma fan?

Is that GSP

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>Don't use his thread 2 times in a row
>Spam early in both threads

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Fox is gonna get bent over the sink. They had to overbid to beat out the competition but once they get the debt under control the UFC will be fine

I kinda prefer the gay porn. Spices things up a little.

what a weird woman

JDS is still playing the victim card

Why? Her penis seems completely normal

he dindu nuff'n

>he wants to be OP this bad

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"Where you at McNuggets?" Subedition

Based scatbro always keeping things fresh!

lmao who revved him again

He's mad his thread isn't being used

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Based revver always revving up the revable into the revved

Calendar is the spammer who gets triggered when you talk poorly about WMMA, Woodley, or you don't use his thread.

07/30/2016

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To be fair, you should probably stop hating on WMMA in the WMMA general

>covering his base with falseflags
>calendar is the spammer, oh wait dockguy, no wait coral springs

the state of this guys life

you're welcome

>all those deleted /heem/ posts
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/

fpbp

Georges is going to kill Bisping in the octagon. He will feel bad about having done such an awful thing to the Bispings and will opt to take the role as the new head of the family.

Bisping's widow will naturally fall for him as her repressed English desire for francophone dick (a culture-wide holdover from the Napoleonic era) breaks free from her tortured subconscious.

Ellie will develop an Oedipus-like complex for GSP, but Georges is too good and honest of a man to ever stoop to such levels of degeneracy.

Callum will buckle down and train very hard and eventually challenge Georges to a fight, in which he will win on account of weighing over 200lbs and being taller than 6 feet.

This guy has mental trauma that worries me. He needs to be on some kind of watchlist before he harms unsuspecting civilians, he has autism of the worrying variety.

Good idea, would be a shame if someone had to copy and post it on reddit for upboats

he hasn't been outside in weeks

FORKLIFT TIME

Well when he decides to go outside then everyone is in trouble. All the neighbors will be like, "he was such a nice quiet boy" till the cops find the stacks of gay porn he collected.

There is literally nothing wrong with using your time to spam gay porn and scat on a Malaysian Baseball forum

This desu. Anyone with good business sense would be posting on /r/mma first and /heem/ second

Get help for the mental trauma

I feel bad for him

after seeing that fight, im more sure than ever that khabib would btfo tony

WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE
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Why? I thought Tony looked quite good against a top control guy besides that bit where he was mounted.

Me too. Khabib would whoop him as soon as it hit the ground. IDK why I thought it'd be closer, Lee exposed Tony

Honestly i think khabib is extremly overrated and think tony would win. Just a can crusher with a back story.

>post yfw the spammer is going to wait for 6 hours staring at the post counter to make another early thread that gets ignored

helga does mma, now?

Who is the Harvey Weinstein of heem?

Dana White

War machine?

Reminder that Tony let himself get mounted so Lee would punch himself out

The fight iq that guy has is simply incredible

Springsbro

JUST FUCKING END IT SENPAI. JUST END IT

He's been training on Nibiru the last couple of years he will finish Bisping in the first round

>This would be the first time since 2005 that consecutive UFC pay-per-views have drawn less than 150,000 buys.
Why don't they just start actually putting on GOOD cards instead of fucking Kalindra Faria vs Maria Romero Borello on 216, and fuckin Ilir Latifi vs Tyson Pedro on 215?
Nunes vs Shevchenko could be saved if it had Rockhold vs Jacare 2 as the co-main, then instead of memeing around with Silva vs Gastelum in China, throw that onto the 216 card OR OR just do Silva vs Belfort 2 on the 216 card? But no, FOR SURE people wanna see Faria vs Borello.

Also, instead of doing cards with 3 title fights, how about NOT putting all your eggs in one basket? Put Joanna vs Rose on the 215/218 cards.
Why the fuck is Johny Hendricks, who's lost 4 out of his last 5, on a main card against Paulo Borrachinha at 217? Put that on a FN/FOX and actually stick a meaningful fight on there, something like Jimi Manuwa vs Glover Teixeira, or stick Swanson vs Ortega in there instead of having it on a shitty FN.

Honestly, the UFC should just do 2 events a month. A FN/FOX in the middle of the month, and a PPV at the end of the month (people tend to get paid at the end of the month aswell so it would help their buys slightly). This would improve the quality of the cards massively. 24 cards a year, 12 PPVs and 12 FN/FOX.

*dabs HARD*

Who is your favorite strawweight fighter?

Johny Hamburger does better numbers than Mighty Manlet would

mackenzie dern successfully weighed in for her bout tomorrow at LFA 24

Get help this isn't normal

Paulo Borrachinha is getting RIGGED

Johny Hendricks is a nobody anymore. He's not even ranked lmfao. Stick him on a FN card.

Joanna main event would do better than 160k.

UFC better figure itseld out. they are getting 1/3 the viewers as league of legends championships lol.

*dabs*

*checks out itwillhurt.com"

should valentina fight joanna at 125 pounds in your opinion?

Spain

all of hendricks cards have done more than 300,000k

damn, i missed it. webm coming up tho

who is your favorite retired fighter?

this is the scatspammer

because of his opponents

Why is an unranked, 1 win out of 5 fighter on a main card against another unranked opponent? It's 2017. He's not fighting for titles anymore, he's not the same Johny Hendricks. He hasn't main evented a PPV since Lawler 2, almost 3 years ago. Nobody gives a fuck about him anymore.
Good luck trying to sell a PPV in 2017 with Johny Hendricks in the main event ahead of DJ.

I'm waiting my guy

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The Rockhold card would have been a better PPV than 215,216, and 217 combined.

pls dont reply to tripfags again. its in yur best interests

Most likely. Either way people want to see him fight more than they want to see mighty mouse. The casual fan wants to see big men throwing bombs. That's all they care about.

not some midget suplex armbar

>All these people doubting my girl
>About to be Rhonda Rhousey
>MFW

Now, imagine if the UFC hadn't of fucked around with Mousasi's and Rory's contracts and just paid up the money. Mousasi vs Rockhold, Rory vs RdA, Rory vs Lawler 3, Rory vs Wonderboy 2, Rory vs Woodley 2.

They fucked up and honestly, if they don't start changing their policy, fighters will just start jumping ship to Bellator and soon it'll be a much more even playing field.

>cropping out her ass from the photo

wtf is wrong with you?

for sure my man rockhold is a peach of a draw

Yeah, because if Tim Sylvia came out of retirement and headlined a PPV today he'd definitely outsell DJ, right? You're a moron. Stop embarrassing yourself.

I am absolutely certain a comeback story with Tim Slyvia vs HW in the UFC top 15 does more than 100k buys

not that user ur replying to but yes tim sylvia probably could sell more than MM with a decent opponent and minimal promotion

Polk is kinda hot. Gonna have to wait for it to be uploaded to YouTube for better quality

I'd pay to see Sylvia get hir arm broken and shit his pants

pure entertainment my dude

Johny Hendricks is unranked and is fighting Borrachinha, another unranked opponent. If you genuinely think that would outsell a DJ fight, you're actually retarded and I will never reply to your posts again.

this stream quality is dogshit. dont blame me

he's just some retard mad that andershits record was broken

Against another unranked opponent you wouldn't buy it. Hence, Hendricks vs Borrachinha.

Please don't. I have no idea why we are here pretending mighty mouse is a draw. I don't care what you think of him as fighter but he isn't a draw.

All of his cards somehow grouped together in the 100k range yet people think it's an anomaly

His fights used to be free for a reason

Matt Hammel would probably outsell DJ today

hng

That's not what I said, pal. I'm not arguing if he's an overall draw or not. I said do you genuinely think Hendricks vs Borrachinha would outsell a DJ fight?