Miss Universe 2016

Starts at the top of the hour on your local Fox station. Who's ready to watch Steve Harvey fuck up his card-reading again as Duterte brings in the right wing death squads?

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hes not gonna watch i think

bump

>USA
>a nigress

Finland's candidate is a chink lmao.

Trump doesn't run the show anymore, it'll probably be a joke just like last year. Just make it a victorias secret fashion show or a true test of humanitarianism and even fat chicks can win.

My early picks are Honduras, Barbados, Chile, Nicargua, and Japan.

>miss universe
>contestants are all from the same galaxy

>mfw miss usa looks like an alien

and the same planet... how selfish

mfw this thread

>miss universe
>All contestants from one planet

>miss universe
>not miss multiverse

Link?

>Miss Universe
>Women don't have dicks

I mean, it's 2017 for fuck's sake. I wanna see some dick.

tfw you are gonna sign up to become the next Mr. Universe

No more bullies kicking sand in my face for me!

...

Stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, ladies.

women dont have dicks buddy

Miss Universo não é mundial

Cum again, user?

That's not a woman... a real one anyway

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Nothing happened!

Yet.

Inb4 they have Miss Mexico win as a political message

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Literally Diversity contest. I know girls prettier than many of these

Is USA white?

...

Anybody who's been to college does.

Most of the picks are mestizas like always.

The superior combination and you know it

Exactly, what is the point of such contest if they don't pick the top 0.01% of women?

>Ain't nobody talkin' to ya'll.

Wrong

And an ugly one

Pinoy time.

We're supposed to like them for their personality and intellect, whatever the hell that means.

Niggas, you gay.

HAHA Y'ALL REMEMBER WHAT I DID LAST YEAR OH GOD HAHA

They didnt dropped the nigger that cant read? lol fail

>No tits (and probably no ass)

Am i supposed to be impressed?

That is such horseshit lmao

Not if it weren't for you making a hamfisted joke about it every other sentence

A FUCKING LEAAAAAAAAAAAAF

It is supposed to be a beauty contest not an african prostitute hiring interview

>a fucking leaf

WE

>that accent of miss france

The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.

And that's because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.

>Some areas of Haiti still don't even have running water or basic plumbing systems.
>But they can have someone in a beauty pageant.
Thanks, Hillary.

VENEZUELA BTFO

I wanted to get a look at Miss Japan, she looked cute. Fuck.

Impressive, very nice.

>USA
>Canada
>Mexico
>Peru
>Colombia
>Brazil
>Haiti
Apparently the universe begins at the Aleutian Islands and ends at the Falkland Islands

egas

This is what ugly girls tell themselves. Except for the funny part but it usually sounds forced and cringy

Other talents are dependant on good parents only, and good parents are usually goodlooking

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Ukraine looks great. Argentina is decent too. Kenya is legitimately hot.

Mexico looks like a victim of that Bioshock plastic surgeon.


So much globalist bullshit again, they recognized Kosovo as a country, Austria has a Bosnian Muslim, USA is black, and so on. And so many of them look like trannies.

>Miss Canada

T H I C C

;_;

>2016

>Miss USA's natonal costume is capeshit
AMERICAN CULTURE

>WHERE IS DUTERTE?
WHERE IS DUTERTE?
>WHERE IS DUTERTE?
WHERE IS DUTERTE?
>WHERE IS DUTERTE?
WHERE IS DUTERTE?

THERE IT IS

THE MEMORIZED 5 MINUTE SPEECH

I like the sword and shield... Would you prefer another Statue of Liberty costume?

Just tuned in. Anyone got a name for this thicc host with the big titties?

>they get paid to smile and reherse a 5 min speech
Clearly I'm in the wrong profession

Why was Canada picked? That slot belonged to someone who deserves it like Japan.

Send pics

IT'S THE SWIMSUIT ROUND! GET IN HERE!

here we go

Where's my lotion goddammit?

I predict Canada will look best in swimsuit.

Kenya looks pretty good too, could use some more fat on her though.

who's this big tiddy hose tho?

wtf i like blacks now

> glowy tentacle monsters and girls in swimsuits

this is my fetish

I want to immigrate my penis intoCanada

where the stream at niggas?

>I predict Canada will look best in swimsuit.
Told you so.

Shame they're all waxed from the neck down.

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I like France and Panama the best.
I noticed Haiti's looked like she was almost 90% White.

get a load of this faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=Khi4LMjWRSE

Who's the titty monster btw?

France and Peru are top tier

What a mess.

Canada is fat.

so of course she'll win.

Philippines should win. or Colombia.

Ashley Graham

>Philippines should win.
RIGGED
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It's called T H I C C .

France is ok and she cooks which is honestly all a woman needs to be top tier

too thicc is fat
she did look the best face wise.

colombia had the best body.

I could watch this live but I'd rather have the office on in the background. anyone got a stream?

No. Thailand should win. Either Thailand, Panama, Kenya, or Peru.

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Do they need to be natural to be in miss universe or any plastic surgery slut can enter the competition?

>Kenya
kill yourself

Miss Canada and France are the only ones with some tig ol bitties, but Canada is out of control.

>steve harvey
>miss universe
>all these qts
I like this thread

Im betting Thailand will win

Ashley Graham is the thicc host

thanx bb

Haiti's Ms. Universe is whiter than America's...