It's a Truman talks to himself naked in the bathroom's mirror about how great Trump is and suddenly his best friend...

>It's a Truman talks to himself naked in the bathroom's mirror about how great Trump is and suddenly his best friend comes out of the toilet with a pack of cold ones episode

Such a great friend

did everybody see truman masterbate?

I don't have the premium subscription unfortunately.

Is he even aware of the president? Do they let him vote?

>It's a Truman secretly supports Hillary because he knows she's one of the biggest pedophiles to ever exist but he can't say that on public so he just pretends to support Trump episode
Feels bad man

>It's a Truman picks up a knife and cuts his testicles in front of the camera and since this was so unexpected the staff had no time to change the scene episode
Too bad this trope was used only one time

>Truman's mom busts in room
>" truman uses only Kleenex brand tissues when he beats his wills"

*willy

>It's a Truman pisses in the kitchen sink because he is too lazy to walk to the bathroom episode.

>It's a Truman spends the whole night spamming shota images in loli threads on Sup Forums because he thinks it is incredibly funny episode

>It's a Truman tries anal masturbation with a carrot and after a while it starts coming out full of shit and since Truman's family was outside of the bathroom Trumas has no other choice but wash it and then eat it
He didn't even feel any pleasure when he was putting that thing inside his ass by the way

>It's a Truman is into cuck porn but since cuck porn doesn't exists in the set he tries to make his black neighbor fuck his wife failing miserably every single time because his best friend keeps coming with a pack full of cold ones when he goes into his neighbor's house at night and threatens him with a knife in his throat and makes his wife get drunk

>it's a new Truman thread isn't as good as the ones from the last couple days episode

>It's a Meryl starts to choke during dinner and instead of helping Truman just watches her blankly until a skydiver falls through the roof of his house and begins performing CPR episode

>It's a Truman finds himself jerking off exclusively to Tara Tainton and is now $234 in debt because of it episode

>It's a Truman wishes he was 12 again episode

how long before this movie becomes reality?

>It's a Truman tries to seduce his 9 years-old neighbor episode

>it's a Trump spends the day planning his life 20 years ahead instead of fixing the problems he has currently

>It's a Truman cuts up pictures of women's faces episode.

Do you think he's a serial killer?

>buying porn

Lol auto corrected your pol ass.

r-right? Truman is such a retard haha

>it's a Truman has become addicted to oxycodone and instead of accepting invitations from his friends and family for exciting episode potential of going to barbecues, going to bars, going to parties, and hanging out, spends each night snorting painkillers and talking to himself in the mirror episode
I really wish this season would change focus, he's been doing this every episode for the past 2 seasons now and it's getting really boring and pathetic desu

>its a truman spends the day watching teen dramas to try and imagine what life could have been like in HS if he wasn't an autistic idiot episode

>it's a Truman talks to himself in the bathroom mirror for two hours ranting about feminism and jews episode
>it's a Truman goes to sleep at 3pm and wakes up at midnight episode
>it's a Truman has blocked out all natural light from his room and hasn't gone outside or had live social contacts in weeks episode
>it's a Truman hasn't showered in three days episode
his mental health is really slipping lately

Still accurate though

why would you, I mean Truman, snort them?

Already happened in japan

2 years? Damn Truman, I only lasted 8 months

It hits you quicker, that's literally it

t. Snorted 4mg of Dilauden on a daily basis

>it's a Truman hasn't indulged his bondage fetish in a while so he goes on omegle cam under various bdsm-related tags episode
>it's a Truman really just wants to dom a cute girl but is desperate enough to get off that he's willing to do some on-screen self-bondage for guys episode
>it's a Truman feels post-orgasm disgust for getting off to a stranger ordering him to choke on a dirty sock taped in his mouth and jerk off episode
It had been a while since they used this plot, too. I thought they had moved past it.

>$234
I hope you're getting custom videos from her or private skype sessions if you're actually paying for that shit

>not going to bed at 7am and waking up between 5 and 7pm

>It's a Truman's cousin saw him jerking off, and now Truman can only jerk off thinking about it episode

Truman is not

fug

>It's a Truman rants about the veracity of the Holocaust at Christmas dinner

>it's a Truman gets up early to vote for Trump but keeps having problems reaching the voting booth, like roads being closed or hour-long traffic jams, while all radio stations keep mentioning how voting for hillary is a great idea

>its a truman applies for a job he knows he won't get episode

>It's a Truman tries anal masturbation with a carrot and after a while it starts coming out full of shit and since Truman's family was outside of the bathroom Trumas has no other choice but wash it and then eat it
There were a million other solutions to that problem Truman.

>It's a Truman has masturbated so much during his teenage years he can't cum when he has sex episode

>It's a "the media bombed me so hard with bullshit about the election 24/7 I can't spend 5 minutes without thinking about it even months after it happened" brainwashed fuckwit
He was a good friend.

>It's a Truman spends 4 hours looking for a suitable hooker online and spends upwards of $200 on her even though a mortgage payment is coming up soon
Classic Truman

>it's a teenage Truman literally gets hard holding a girl's hand episode

>it's a teenage Truman gets blueballs from holding a girl's hand

>Dilauden

>cant even spell the drug he apparently did

t. used to snort Dilaudid

Oh forgive me for not being a fucking perfectionist, fuck off I railed M4s like they were going out of style

>its a teenage Truman gets hard while grinding with a girl at a school dance and she leaves mid song when she notices episode

Wow, sounds like a projector

>It's a Truman randomly screams in anger and hits himself because he hasn't seen another human being in months episode

>it's a Truman finally decides to kill himself, but the gun store, the drugstore and every convenience store are closed that day episode

>It's a Truman gets his hand stuck in the garbage disposal in the sink and instead of the light switch hits the power switch and blood shoots out as the remaining parts of his hand get pulled out and Truman screams in agony while his best friend busts in through the door with a six pack of beer and sets the label in front of the camera while Truman continues to scream in agony in the background before it goes to freeze frame.

>it's a Truman doesn't get paid until tuesday and isn't sure how much longer he can hold out from losing it and voluntarily overdosing because the only things he looks forward to in life anymore are money and the things he buys with them to stave off the inevitable realization that rope is the only purchase he could possibly make with any real merit attached to it

he was in deep that time

>It's a Truman broke up with his girlfriend, but now he went 10 months without seeing a pussy or having any kind of contact with another woman, he realizes he fucked up and might never have sex again episode

>It's a Truman spends the weekend on the couch watching random movies and mythbusters episodes on tv thinking about all the things he should be doing until he realizes it's 10pm on Sunday and he has to work tomorrow.

>it's a Truman spends saturday night sitting by himself in the dark in the kitchen downing licor and holding his loaded gun as his wife watches tv and pretends not to notice episode

>It's a Truman makes a completely unnecessary (and racist) reference to his Vietnam war record while lecturing his son on personal responsibility.

episode

>It's a Truman realizes he is 27 years old and has never had sex without paying episode

>it's a Truman has 4 years of experience in his work field and when he applies to an entry level job he doesn't get a call back episode.

>that Season when you see Truman's friends and family start teasing him about his devoloping gynecomastia while he goes from mood swings to total despair
>the last day of the season he wakes up in his room, but it's painted pink and most of his things and clothes are gone and replaced by girlish stuff
>waking as if from a dream he puts on a plain dress and while avoiding looking into any mirrors he walks downstairs
>he enters the kitchen and see his mom is waiting him with breakfast ready
>"Oh good morning Trudy, I hope you like pancakes!"
>as 'he' sits at the breakfast table a loud intro with a logo spelling "The Trudy Show" slides over the view of a shaking Truman on the brink of madness
>later in a interview Christof says that he secretly put female hormone pills in Truman's food to turn him into girl and for a couple of seasons we'll get to know Trudy

He was like 8 years old at the time, how was this allowed?

Can they stop airing those fucking episodes for fuck's sake?

if this isn't pasta, well done user

i kek'd

>He was like 8 years old at the time, how was this allowed?

Those were simpler times

What did he mean by this?

there was a reality show in japan that basically did the same shit, i forgot dude's name and i really should know it all things considered but he went on to do it again

eggplant or some shit, i can't remember right now

he basically had to live off of whatever he could find, like he won a fuckton of dog food and that was his stock to eat from for a long ass time, that sort of thing

>it's a truman watches the first toby maguire spiderman film on TV and it turns out to be the directors cut version but for some reason the broadcast gets stuck on uncle bens day of the rope speech and plays it over and over for hours and truman gets visibly aroused episode
I still wonder what happened that day.

>It's a Truman's depression and self-doubt is drawing him away from his friends and he wanted to fight back but in the end he just don't feel like he still belongs to the gang and start cutting contact without making any big deal of it, secretly hoping someday he can overcome his inner demons and make things be like they were before, but he knows he is losing them forever episode

>It's a Truman argues about pedophilia on Reddit for hours instead of doing anything productive episode

Oh, that just sounds weird. I thought some crazy Japs literally filmed some guy who wasn't aware of it during his routine.

>it's a Truman gets ready to firebomb his black neighbors home right as his best friend is driving over to throw down a pack of cold ones and to show off his new firetruck episode

It's a Truman gets picked on at work for months on end and finally snaps and brings a gun to work only for the gas company to show up right before he goes inside and shut down his job for a week and when they're allowed to come back there are metal detectors and security at all the doors episode.

Sundays can be the worst.

>it's a Truman goes on a date with his 19 year old undergraduate co-worker while his abusive wife is at home just so I can feel something again

This is the worst episode. It almost feels like the others are conspiring against Truman sometimes.

well he wasn't aware of the nature of what was going on, they literally kidnapped him and set him up in that place, didn't know it was being broadcast to the whole country, etc.

he won some pretty nice dosh in the end and went on to do it again, made a career out of it to an extent that he wasn't so well known before it happened

Oh, that's nuts, and those are nice digits. It wouldn't surprise me that Japs are weird.

>when you want to get into Truman but can't find the pilot episode anywhere

>it's a truman tries to sneak a fart while out to eat with his wife but instead some diarrhea squirts out and truman freezes in shame and then waits a few seconds before asking his wife what that smell is and then he gets up from his seat and says that he sat in somebody's diarrhea and demands to speak to the manager to find out why the waitstaff don't clean diarrhea off the chairs episode

They really should make it more accessible to new viewers, it's tough catching up on 30 years of episodes and keeping up with the show at the same time.

>tfw you born after Truman was born so no matter what, you'll never catch up.

I think I'll just skip the formative years desu.

>it's a Truman tries to watch a movie but he pauses every 2 minutes because his autism doesn't let him focus in a single activity at the time anymore episode

>It's a Truman isn't doing anything for New Year's Eve and his parents keep pestering him about it and saying that he should arrange something with his friends, eventually Truman snaps and tells them that he asked his former friends and none of them wanted to do anything with him, leading his parents to start treating him nice and constantly ask him how he's doing, just sending Truman spiralling even more into a depression, and come new year's eve when he's all alone in the house whilst his parents and brother are out having fun he tries to distract himself from his nagging thoughts of suicide by watching some shitty movie but gets distracted half way through so he then takes a bottle of vodka he was saving for a special occasion and goes for a long walk and ends up at a sheer cliff over the ocean drinking the vodka and daring himself to stop being such a selfish coward and just fucking do it and save everyone the trouble, however Truman's innate fear of death get's the better of him so he simply finishes the bottle and passes out crying, after which the next morning when he arrives home at 11am with a seering hangover and urine soaked clothes expecting his family to be worried about him he instead finds them congratulating him on having found a party to go to at the last minute, a fiction which Truman is glad to keep up as it saves him from having to confront his mental illness episode

>it's a truman has a severe drinking problem after turning 21 so the producers dilute all of the alcohol in the fake town in hopes that truman won't notice but truman wonders why he isn't feeling it so he drinks mouthwash and gets so drunk that he spends the rest of the evening vomiting into the toilet and passes out on the floor but wakes up a few times during the night because he has to piss but he's too drunk to stand so he tries to piss into the toilet while sitting on the floor but he can't aim and pisses all over the walls and himself episode

Could've skipped that one desu

i had an uncle that got drunk off a bottle or two of listerine when he was trying to cold turkey it

HOLY FUCK that shit got him way more wasted than anything i've ever seen

Truman doesn't masturbate

>it's a truman tries to masturbate by tying string around his dick and fastening the string to a remote control car and keeps driving the rc car forward and truman thinks it's working because his dick is harder than ever but really it's because he tied the string a little too tight and he ends up rupturing several blood vessels in his penis and goes to the doctor the next day and claims that he has no idea why his dick is purple episode

>tfw auntie went on a rant about how jews own every mall and have a victim complex at christmas dinner
>tfw brother tried to start a fight over me not being against brexit even though it was half a fucking year ago

>it's a Truman tries to make a fleshlight out of a banana peel episode
Was this really necessary?

>College Truman episode
>His bathroom IS the kitchen sink

I never really liked the College Arc.

>it's a truman gets a severe scrotum laceration due to a boating accident episode

I hope this really happened.

The things they tried before killing his dad off were a little tame desu.

>it's a Truman isn't witty and can't think of anything to contribute to the thread episode

>That episode where Truman is eating dinner with his girlfriend and she starts to choke and flail around on the floor, her cheeks turning blue as she wordlessly pleads with Truman to save her and he just watches, unsure if he should help as he continues to chew his food when suddenly a skydiver crashes through the ceiling just in time to administer CPR before passing out from a broken leg he got botching the landing.

Anybody remember that classic episode where he accidently ran over that kid james from down the street, and pulled the body into the bushes and drove away and pretended it never happened?

That was a good one.

I wish I could watch a regular show where events like this happen.

I can relate quite a bit to Truman.