If a movie where to be made in his legacy
>who would play him
>who would play his parents
>who would play his "enemies" such as Megan, Clyde, and liquid Chris
>who would direct
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If a movie where to be made in his legacy
Chase Cooper
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Hudson Brown
Seth Rogan as Chris
Leo Thompson
That guy who was in superbad as chris.
I feel bad for not knowing his name cus i like him.
Liam Ortiz
>>who would direct
Jared Hess.
Brayden Russell
>who would direct
Michael Bay
Dominic Morales
>Megan
>enemy
What?
Bentley Parker
Why did Megan break up with Chris again?
Was it because she was asexual?
Luis Hall
>who would play him
>who would direct
Trey Parker
Dominic Phillips
They were never together in the first place, did you think people would actually date Chris?
Juan Clark
ha ha, i love making fun of mentally unsound people. really easy targets - just how i like em
Anthony Gutierrez
No, but how did Megan confess to Chris that she doesn't like him?
I can't remember all the details.
Owen Morgan
Get a gruff military guy to play his dad. I'd say R. Lee Ermey, but he's kinda old
Tyler Jackson
If I recall correctly she found out that Chris drew porn of her and basically cut all contact with him.
Justin Harris
Chris is on a whole nother level from mentally unsound though
Eli Long
if you're going for realism, you'd need a fucked up low IQ hick. though obviously that could easily overlap with gruff military guy.
Leo Morgan
Yeah basically, article elaborates on it.
Logan Mitchell
Yeah, I think that's what happened.
But I once read a mention that Megan was asexual. Is that true?
David Campbell
>how did Megan confess to Chris that she doesn't like him?
She detailed it through emails like a dozen times because he kept trying to come in and kiss her out of nowhere. Most people would just try to avoid somebody after that but he would randomly buy her toys and DVDs so she didn't want to just not talk to him and miss out on free shit.
Luke Moore
IIRC, it was more of an excuse to get Chris to stop flirting with her.
Carson Roberts
Chris kills the thought reproduction in anyone he encounters.
Jaxon Miller
>who would play him
Philip Seymour-Hoffman
>who would play his parents
Kathy Bates and Clint Eastwood
>who would play his "enemies" such as Megan, Clyde, and liquid Chris
Megan - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Clyde - Chris Pratt
Liquid - James Franco
>who would direct
Wes Anderson
Hunter Cruz
I like this. Dig up PSH and do it weekend at Bernie style
Jaxon Gomez
>I'm only here to get a boyfriend-free girlfriend from the ground up officer
It films itself, the resemblance is uncanny.
Matthew Thomas
What about putting in parts of the Sonichu comic in between scenes of the movie but animated in the full scratchy, coloring book look to show Chris's metal state fall further and further as he becomes more messed up?
Ethan Jones
DUDE PMURT LMAO
Jayden Martinez
Do it like the Watchmen director's cut, where the pirate comic was turned into a cartoon.
Kevin Sanchez
Man, i wish someone would beat him up