This shit fucking slaps

This shit fucking slaps.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0Qx8HwlW4

Name a better song.

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>slaps

Jesus christ this is why youre a virgin, stop using words like this you absolute faggot

this. stop being a huge fag


off-topic: I cannot take my eyes off that bulge

Don't be mad. You know that it's a true knee-slapper.

Thats a knee slapper.

To think that David Bowie stuck this engorged thing up some poor man's ass after a coke binge is really damaging his legacy for me.

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>poor man

how can a man look so attractive in one pic and so ugly in the other

british
he's showing his teeth in the second one

i bet that bulge really slaps

it's attractive ugly though

ooo massa

That thing could turn St. Vincent straight.

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YOU GUNNA MAKE ME

You know she wanted it too. So sad.

this song fucking sucks

BBBRRRAAAPPP

*inhales*

OOOOOO

Nobody even gives a fuck about the song. They're all looking at Bowie's massive bulge

That's why they called him Bowie

What's his best look?
What's his worst look?

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bulge > song

its the stripes they draw the eye down

1989 best look 97 worst look, shout to 1969 because it looks like a picture of Jesse Eisenberg

This one.

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I always wanted eyes like him till I found out how he got them

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