Why are video game movies still being made when every single one is shit?

Why are video game movies still being made when every single one is shit?

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Because people who identify as gamers are drooling retards that will eat up anything that is marketed to them

they need something that makes capeshit look good in comparison

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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That said, most still don't really turn a profit. Seems like a risky venture. Even rather popular franchises seem like a throw of the dice.

>he's too pleb to recognize Paul WS Anderson as a vulgar auteur

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Because everyone who makes one thinks that they'll be different and be the ones able to make it work and sell it.

Because they sound very good on paper. You have an already dedicated audience and a big franchise potential (see: Warcraft).

Unfortunately, the suits have no idea what people actually like about videogames so most of the time, they end up adapting the shitty story AND making pointless changes to it.
They also fail to grasp the aesthetics of the game.

They should have stopped at Wing Commander.

BTW Wing Commander is a thing that happened

is Silent Hill the best video game movie? it's still pretty bad, but is there a better one?

who is the cum summoner?

super mario brothers

having never played a single final fantasy game

spirits within i find oddly intriguing

and just who the fug is this fertility goddess?

I unironically enjoyed both House of the Dead movies.

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