That episode of Seinfeld where Elaine got jealous of Jerry's girlfriend's tits telling him that they're fake getting him to break up with her in which afterwards she finds out that they're real.
Elaine is the fucking worse character on the show. Holy shit, fucking jew bitch.
if you don't want to be elaine's goy toy you need to leave this board.
Adam Stewart
(You)
Eli Morgan
Welcome to the real world.
Jason Hughes
>getting tricked by a woman
lol!
Caleb Nguyen
I understand why she was jealous though.
Aaron Ward
>amazing sense of humor >keanu reeves level agelessness >best (((wai-fu))) confirmed
Nathan White
holy shit, elaine was such a bitch in this episode
Tyler Hernandez
I don't think she's even jewish, on the show or in real life.
Jace Wilson
>dreyfus >non-jew
you stupid?
Anthony Young
Her, Fran and Dee are top-tier sitcom girls.
Christian Powell
Sorry I don't have my list of jewish surnames handy.
Nicholas Robinson
You should get your affairs in order then.
Joseph Anderson
user she literally gave a speech tonight about how her father fled alt-right occupied France.
Brandon Young
Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.
Charles Cook
someone post *those* *spectacular* tits
John Thompson
>Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.
SHUT -UP-! *shoves you out a window*
Brayden Ross
I want to be Elaine's good little bitch
Joseph Perry
the girlfriend was Teri Hatcher
Benjamin Martin
I would chew off my own foreskin to marry her.
Jonathan Cook
My girlfriend was your mom
Hunter Brown
Prove you're sponge worthy.
Joshua Russell
IRL she's jewish as fuck. In the show she isn't. Her last name is Benes. There's a whole episode about jewish men falling in love for her because she's NOT jewish.
Kayden Moore
why didn't she just take the pill
Benjamin Nguyen
This. That's the point. They are all shit and they deserve each other. Kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond.
Aaron Martin
What's the probability that he hit that?
Andrew Martinez
user also seems to miss the point that harmful characters are more entertaining
Oliver Wright
I'm always surprised by every seinfeld thread, almost all of you guys unanimously agree that this ugly bitch is very attractive.
she's fucking gross
Bentley Collins
does it count if all her orgasms were fake
Lucas Allen
No user you are the shit taste
Brayden Morales
Even with harmless characters what you laugh about is their weaknesses. When they screw up. The humor is found in the little harm they do.
Jack Martin
Have you told your father yet? It gets better, user.
Jose Adams
She looks like crap on Seinfeld but she aged really well. On Veep especially she's a grade A milf
Dylan Morgan
They made a deal to keep it a secret until one of them dies Screencap this
Parker Ortiz
She is just a realistic character. Nothing bad with that.
Benjamin Campbell
she was too old for him
Joshua Hall
why would you break up with someone because they have big fake boobs i don't get it
Benjamin Bennett
the 90s were time when fake breasts were going out of style and were seen as a relic of 80s porno
Lincoln Perry
>breaks up with a guy because of his views on abortion
what a bitch
Ayden Moore
I don't think he planned on breaking up, he just needed to find out.
Tyler Johnson
I think you have a slight, but common problem with women & jews; however, the worst character is the clown. >dude I'm clumsy, random, and unkempt...lmao
Jerry breaks up with women over extremely minor trivialities all the time and you can't see him breaking up with a woman with fake breasts?
Hunter Peterson
really? I have to pause seinfeld all the time to fap
Benjamin Perez
If you didn't know her last name is Dreyfus, that's fair. If you were not aware that Dreyfus is a Jewish surname then you're seriously uneducated (or just didn't give a shit in history class).
Asher Cook
>worse
Justin Anderson
not everyone takes american (israeli) history classes user
Nathan Morgan
I'm not gay or jewish, but given a choice you can keep your elephant cock.
Eli Mitchell
Jewish surnames are not a part of history class.
Samuel Powell
enjoy less pleasure for yourself and not being able to stroke the head without lube
Ethan Torres
Do Americans really spend their history classes learning Jewish surnames?
Angel Clark
George is a worse human being. Not by much, though. Elaine is George if he was an attractive woman.
Ayden Peterson
One of Jerry's ongoing character flaws is that he fixates on people's perceived, often trivial, faults to the point that he destroys his relationship with them. IIRC he didn't actually break up her with, he just became so obsessed with finding out whether her tits were real or not that she becomes insulted and dumps him. It's pretty much the plot of 50% of Jerry's stories (the other 50% involve his parents, Newman, or Kramer fucking him over somehow, he has the most boring plots of the show).
Jose Edwards
she's fucking perfect and reminds me of a GF i had when i lived in NYC. it hurts
Luis Reyes
enjoy thinking about how strangers on the internet masturbate as a way of personal-validation, dogdick
Jeremiah Bennett
its 1/3 of our grade along with reciting the quran and learning common core math
Ethan Carter
jerry has broken up with women because they talk weird
Oliver Myers
It's actually French history, please educate yourselves. Have you guys really never studied legal history?
Sounds like you're in a good position because you can use your tears as lube.
Jace Taylor
It's the only thing covered between Ancient Greece and the Vietnam War.
Noah Gutierrez
That's a good reason, big boobs aren't
Cameron Kelly
>he's still thinking about me masturbating
flattered desu
Kevin Moore
He also broke up with a woman so he could keep talking weird.
Lucas Bailey
Will uncut fags ever recover?
Luke Price
but i don't use anime pics user
Jace Phillips
>George has a nice toupee >actually looks good >he's vibrant and confident, like a whole other man >it triggers Elaine so she gives him shit all episode long then in the end grabs it and throws it away He fucking paid for that shit, what fuck was her problem?
David White
as if it wasn't already obvious you were cancer
Brody Thompson
>what fuck was her problem? She's a woman.
Christopher Perez
She's a terrible person and friend just like the guys. Like that time she was jealous bc George the loser was getting married before her.
Adrian Harris
That pissed me off. She couldn't stand seeing George happy in any capacity.
Noah Martinez
she was based off of the shallow women that Larry and Jerry would fuck after doing standup
Brayden Russell
>He WAS bald.
Aaron Foster
>tfw the bum who picks up the toupee is uncle rico
Robert Nguyen
The whole point of george's character is being a slow witted stocky bald man. That's why he decided to have sex with the portuguese waitress, why he stopped doing the opposite and why elaine threw away his wig and he never got a new one.
Josiah Scott
George was Woody Allen at first, but then he turned into Larry David.
Camden Perez
Hehe Benes zirgumzised benes? :DDDD
Ayden Nguyen
This isn't even a Jew thing, it's an American thing. For some reason all Americans are cutfags.
Nicholas Turner
Wasn't he always supposed to be Larry David it's just that the actor didn't know that at first?
Well he was being hypocritical because he wanted to break up with a women for being bald. Elaine obviously didn't like that.
But it's not like they had been dating for years and he was throwing it away over something so trivial. They had only just met, she wouldn't be devastated or suicidal if he didn't want to continue.
Kayden Nelson
Women hate fake alphas. It makes them angry they could be fooled into having 'fake' alpha cum inside them.
This is why they hate any attempt of a man bettering himself.
How many girls are cheering on /fit/izens to get healthier? Or to work harder? Not a lot. Your guy friends might if you're lucky and surround yourself with good men, but women think that an alpha is born an alpha without work, effort or sacrifice.
QED
Easton Rivera
9/10, drop QED
Cooper Campbell
>tfw no 6' tall woman going braless
Even Jerry didn't get all autistic over her, she was perfect.
Christopher Lewis
Why is the bottom half of her face melting?
Bentley Richardson
good fucking tastes unlike the elainefags in this thread, you got tastes
Gabriel Baker
literally same actor
Josiah Fisher
If they were really obviously fake it would bother me to no end. Like the shitty, spherical-looking ones pornstars have
Kevin Williams
Don't be foolish. Unless you're talking about a drug habit or something, nobody wants anybody else to better themselves. You're on your own.
Justin Diaz
Nah ur retarded
Carson Brooks
Reminder that her family are literally members of the billionaire Jewish global elite. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gérard_Louis-Dreyfus Father's most notable good deed: donated $1M of his $3.4B fortune to voting rights charity. That's 0.03% of his wealth. What a hero.