That episode of Seinfeld where Elaine got jealous of Jerry's girlfriend's tits telling him that they're fake getting...

That episode of Seinfeld where Elaine got jealous of Jerry's girlfriend's tits telling him that they're fake getting him to break up with her in which afterwards she finds out that they're real.

Elaine is the fucking worse character on the show. Holy shit, fucking jew bitch.

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if you don't want to be elaine's goy toy you need to leave this board.

(You)

Welcome to the real world.

>getting tricked by a woman

lol!

I understand why she was jealous though.

>amazing sense of humor
>keanu reeves level agelessness
>best (((wai-fu))) confirmed

holy shit, elaine was such a bitch in this episode

I don't think she's even jewish, on the show or in real life.

>dreyfus
>non-jew

you stupid?

Her, Fran and Dee are top-tier sitcom girls.

Sorry I don't have my list of jewish surnames handy.

You should get your affairs in order then.

user she literally gave a speech tonight about how her father fled alt-right occupied France.

Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.

someone post *those* *spectacular* tits

>Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.

SHUT -UP-! *shoves you out a window*

I want to be Elaine's good little bitch

the girlfriend was Teri Hatcher

I would chew off my own foreskin to marry her.

My girlfriend was your mom

Prove you're sponge worthy.

IRL she's jewish as fuck. In the show she isn't. Her last name is Benes. There's a whole episode about jewish men falling in love for her because she's NOT jewish.

why didn't she just take the pill

This. That's the point. They are all shit and they deserve each other. Kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond.

What's the probability that he hit that?

user also seems to miss the point that harmful characters are more entertaining

I'm always surprised by every seinfeld thread, almost all of you guys unanimously agree that this ugly bitch is very attractive.

she's fucking gross

does it count if all her orgasms were fake

No user you are the shit taste

Even with harmless characters what you laugh about is their weaknesses. When they screw up. The humor is found in the little harm they do.

Have you told your father yet? It gets better, user.

She looks like crap on Seinfeld but she aged really well. On Veep especially she's a grade A milf

They made a deal to keep it a secret until one of them dies
Screencap this

She is just a realistic character. Nothing bad with that.

she was too old for him

why would you break up with someone because they have big fake boobs i don't get it

the 90s were time when fake breasts were going out of style and were seen as a relic of 80s porno

>breaks up with a guy because of his views on abortion

what a bitch

I don't think he planned on breaking up, he just needed to find out.

I think you have a slight, but common problem with women & jews; however, the worst character is the clown.
>dude I'm clumsy, random, and unkempt...lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=sH2Jg5soZig

>elaine shitting on uncut dicks

fucking jew writers, and fuck her.

Jerry breaks up with women over extremely minor trivialities all the time and you can't see him breaking up with a woman with fake breasts?

really? I have to pause seinfeld all the time to fap

If you didn't know her last name is Dreyfus, that's fair. If you were not aware that Dreyfus is a Jewish surname then you're seriously uneducated (or just didn't give a shit in history class).

>worse

not everyone takes american (israeli) history classes user

I'm not gay or jewish, but given a choice you can keep your elephant cock.

Jewish surnames are not a part of history class.

enjoy less pleasure for yourself and not being able to stroke the head without lube

Do Americans really spend their history classes learning Jewish surnames?

George is a worse human being. Not by much, though. Elaine is George if he was an attractive woman.

One of Jerry's ongoing character flaws is that he fixates on people's perceived, often trivial, faults to the point that he destroys his relationship with them. IIRC he didn't actually break up her with, he just became so obsessed with finding out whether her tits were real or not that she becomes insulted and dumps him. It's pretty much the plot of 50% of Jerry's stories (the other 50% involve his parents, Newman, or Kramer fucking him over somehow, he has the most boring plots of the show).

she's fucking perfect and reminds me of a GF i had when i lived in NYC. it hurts

enjoy thinking about how strangers on the internet masturbate as a way of personal-validation, dogdick

its 1/3 of our grade along with reciting the quran and learning common core math

jerry has broken up with women because they talk weird

It's actually French history, please educate yourselves. Have you guys really never studied legal history?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyfus_affair

Sounds like you're in a good position because you can use your tears as lube.

It's the only thing covered between Ancient Greece and the Vietnam War.

That's a good reason, big boobs aren't

>he's still thinking about me masturbating

flattered desu

He also broke up with a woman so he could keep talking weird.

Will uncut fags ever recover?

but i don't use anime pics user

>George has a nice toupee
>actually looks good
>he's vibrant and confident, like a whole other man
>it triggers Elaine so she gives him shit all episode long then in the end grabs it and throws it away
He fucking paid for that shit, what fuck was her problem?

as if it wasn't already obvious you were cancer

>what fuck was her problem?
She's a woman.

She's a terrible person and friend just like the guys. Like that time she was jealous bc George the loser was getting married before her.

That pissed me off. She couldn't stand seeing George happy in any capacity.

she was based off of the shallow women that Larry and Jerry would fuck after doing standup

>He WAS bald.

>tfw the bum who picks up the toupee is uncle rico

The whole point of george's character is being a slow witted stocky bald man. That's why he decided to have sex with the portuguese waitress, why he stopped doing the opposite and why elaine threw away his wig and he never got a new one.

George was Woody Allen at first, but then he turned into Larry David.

Hehe Benes
zirgumzised benes? :DDDD

This isn't even a Jew thing, it's an American thing.
For some reason all Americans are cutfags.

Wasn't he always supposed to be Larry David it's just that the actor didn't know that at first?

nahh

fuggg benes in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begena :-DDD

America is controlled by the jews.

Well he was being hypocritical because he wanted to break up with a women for being bald. Elaine obviously didn't like that.

But it's not like they had been dating for years and he was throwing it away over something so trivial. They had only just met, she wouldn't be devastated or suicidal if he didn't want to continue.

Women hate fake alphas. It makes them angry they could be fooled into having 'fake' alpha cum inside them.

This is why they hate any attempt of a man bettering himself.

How many girls are cheering on /fit/izens to get healthier? Or to work harder? Not a lot. Your guy friends might if you're lucky and surround yourself with good men, but women think that an alpha is born an alpha without work, effort or sacrifice.

QED

9/10, drop QED

>tfw no 6' tall woman going braless

Even Jerry didn't get all autistic over her, she was perfect.

Why is the bottom half of her face melting?

good fucking tastes
unlike the elainefags in this thread, you got tastes

literally same actor

If they were really obviously fake it would bother me to no end.
Like the shitty, spherical-looking ones pornstars have

Don't be foolish. Unless you're talking about a drug habit or something, nobody wants anybody else to better themselves. You're on your own.

Nah ur retarded

Reminder that her family are literally members of the billionaire Jewish global elite.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gérard_Louis-Dreyfus
Father's most notable good deed: donated $1M of his $3.4B fortune to voting rights charity. That's 0.03% of his wealth. What a hero.

it is though

She was always in the way.

>Giving away your wealth

sure is christcuck in here

t. stingy jew

Julia is amazing.

Based kike

f u

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