/NFL/ General: FRIDAY THE 13TH EDITION

MIN:Sam Bradford DNP on Friday, out vs. Packers
MIN:Diggs finishes week with another DNP Friday
MIA:DeVante Parker unlikely to play vs. Falcons
NYG:Sterling Shepard, Paul Perkins out for Week 6
DAL:NFL confirms Ezekiel Elliott's ban starts now
TB:Doug Martin ready for fuller workload Week 6
WAS:Jordan Reed admits he's still not 100 percent
PHI:Zach Ertz scores two touchdowns vs. Panthers
CAR:Christian McCaffrey goes 10/56/1 as receiver
CAR:Jonathan Stewart: Eight rushes for -4 yards
CAR:Cam Newton tosses three INTs in narrow loss
PHI:Carson Wentz stays hot with three touchdowns

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First for Toni Romi

5th for the greatest QB to ever do it

3rd for I made my thread too late.

Keep it going, we'll recycle it

>your team
>yfw your match-up this week

>pack
>@MIN

...

>Jets think they're playoff bound now after struggling to beat the browns

Not so fucking fast .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

le no defense man

Denver.

About as easy a win as it gets against giants. Means they'll lose.

>mfw the Pats lose this week

tfw even bellikek is afraid of the jest

So I was thinking today, and....

Maybe it was a pretty huge mistake passing on this guy in the draft and trading down.

>held the bucs to 14 points

And that's a team with Winston, Evans, Martin, Jackson, Humphries, Brate and one of the best o-lines in the league.

The Jets have..... is Forte still averaging negative yards?

The Jets almost always give the Pats a hard time especially in New York. Wouldn't bet on a >Jest win but it's actually possible.

Maybe another homeless man told them to trade away the pick?

The Bucs have a pretty simple offense to defend though.

Did Brady block those field goals too?

15th for Cowboys

Division is still ours to lose

Not our fault their kicker got absolutely outplayed by GOATkowski. Plus gronk was out.

>Cowboys and Redskins fans in total disbelief and denial that the Eagles are better than them

This is a good season.

Not a good week for primetime NFL. Giants-Broncos on Sunday, and Colts-Titans on Monday.

make it happen

If this is the fucking meme magic that gets Deshaun injured I'm going to be fucking pissed.

there's only one god and he lives in wisconsin

>no qb
>no diggs
>no cook
I fucking hate this team. Cook was the way to the top. Business as usual.

>mfw playing LA Chargers

>His team hasn't already won

>Yo Desean, get open.

really? their trash

rodgers general? don't mind if i do

What about the kicking situation?

It's not like Oakland has been any good the last 3 games either.

yes please

That's why it's going to be so embarrassing when they lose to them. Raiders completely fall apart without Carr.

Of course they are, that's why they'll play with nothing to lose, meanwhile Oakland is in a bit of a freefall and needs momentum against a team that meme'd a win last week, plus the bay fire may hinder the raiders' health

Post best Rodgers commercials.
youtube.com/watch?v=eMjqi8XPyls

I see your point

gonna be cheering for oak tho, don't fall apart bros

Who's winning this Week?

>post yfw Hollywood Hogan ends up becoming the Browns' franchise QB

>bwrons
>ever having talent at the QB position

If he shows any flashes of brilliance, he will almost immediately break his arm and be replaced by Kizer again.


t. has been following the NFL for longer than 2 seasons

Dude looked like a Stud last week. In 2 quarters he outperformed any individual game kizer has had this year

>Browns

>sf @ was
>cle @ hou
>nyg @ den

uhhhh
I wanna say cleveland?

test

>the ultimate "you now remember"

It's not like outperforming the worst QB in the league is a big endorsement.

Giants are fucked no Mattsr what. 49ers I have belief since they’ve had such close games and browns AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jason Campbell deserved better

Niners pull out a very meme-y win

I like how the only Kevin Hogan fan in the world posts on Sup Forums

Browns have the biggest shot to win according to vegas.

>stud QB
>texans secondary is depleted
>run game will open up now, no crowell running it up the middle for a net loss
>watson will have to win with his arm because we're good against the rush, and he's gonna underestimate us and throw some picks
>browns win 20-13

right?

It must be Kevin hyping himself up

>stud QB
>stud QB

Oh wow, I didn't know Doug was on the Browns.

How fucking long does it take for an ankle sprain to heal?

Kevin Hogan has an ncredible arm, good spiral, good connection with Njokou, knows when to throw out of bounds, protects the football, and he almost memed out a win last week in an awful situtaion. Stop sleeping on him. Not even a browns fan

>Eagles fan thinks they aren't meme winning like the jests
>this division is literally the redskins

t. 1-11 against teams with 9 or more wins

Kevin pls stop posting and go back to practice.

And then one goes and proves my point. Embarrassing.

2 beers

>Traded up for Johnny Manziel because a homeless guy said so
>Traded down to avoid Carson Wentz. Fired any scouts who said to draft him

What the fuck is their problem?

How mad is Marvin Lewis whenever he hears about Jake Elliott?

>yfw the seahawks win the super bowl

Kevin Hogan fucking posts on Sup Forums

nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2017/09/marvin_lewis_not_impressed_by_former_bengals_k_jak.html

>Hasn't missed a kick since

kevin hogan best game in college highlights: youtube.com/watch?v=JaPoLVp7-tw

It really is the only explanation. Even in a fantasy thread, Kevin was talking about his upcoming dragons.

Is Kevin related to Chris Hogan ...or hulk hogan?

which one of your linemen is injured this time?

boy is he salty

>people ITT arguing for kizer instead of hogan

Care to explain why?

He's not even the best qb the Packers have had.

Skip on suicide watch

>implying bart starr would last a day in the modern NFL

naw

>No Gronk
>No edeljew
>No Mitchel
>No Dorsett
>No burkhead
>No Defense
>No O-line
How does Brady do it lads?

At least he finally admits he hates the Eagles and stopped trying to present his cowfaggotry as unbiased analysis

By throwing tantrums on the sidelines and dinking and dunking to cooks and hogan

So are they actually good this year or was it just an easy schedule + playing the worst 4-1 team?

Semen would have to turn over the ball 5 times for that to happen.
So it's quite likely that giants will get 2 picks 2 sack fumbles and one fumble from Jamal

Little from column A, little from column B.

>implying rodgers would last a day in 60s NFL
wew lad

>goddammit Jamal

He'll luck up into some bullshit

Brady cheats :)

...

Remember to punch all subhuman Eagles fans in the face

No exceptions

You now remember Samkon Gado

>playing the worst 4-1 team?

They didn't play the Packers

>last digit is how many sacks Von Miller gets against the giants

Check em

epic man :D

when Rodgers goes 12-4 and cruises to another NFC Champ game you'll regret this post

cowgirls swerve

Wasted dubs

>Rodgers

You just made my point for me. They're 4-1 because they have Rodgers, but the team is garbage. Any other QB in the league besides Brady is no better than 1-4 with them

Miller could walk at half speed and still knock Bobby Hart on his ass.

God the Giants tackles are horrible

deshone pls

This, watching him just give up and admit he's so cucked by fanfaggotry he can't even give good analysis was delightful

how are they garbage? The entire offense is talented. they have the best wideouts in the nfc north aside from minneosta, and good run blocking. The defense is garbage i'll give you that