Character flips on the television

>character flips on the television
>insanely relevant news story is just starting

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in future movies the characters will be getting news from the Joe Rogan experience

>nerd meets hot girl in the beginning of the movie
>in the end of the movie they get together

>character has sex or masturbates
>rolls over and goes to bed without pissing first

arrested development addressed that quite well

>criminal gets away with crime
>turns on television
>news has camera on a criminal
>criminal watching television laughs at the other criminal for being caught
>it's actually the criminal himself on camera and doesn't even know it

I do that all the time. It's not like the cum can dry up inside you. Nothing happens.

>culminating moment, main character just found his true self and in a hurry to fix everything
>Sir, you can't park here

>character gets in the shower
>enough hot water for a 20 minute wash

...leaving the Vice President in charge.

youtube.com/watch?v=yjqbiMFonR8

>Insignificant supporting character gets wounded amid chaos
>"No, leave me! Save yourselves!"
>"We're not leaving without you!"

st-stop

I'm sorry user :(
Thanks for reminding me once again that even though I'm a slavshit we still have better utilities than Clapistanians.

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where this happens. i will wait

What third world country are you from?

>girl is hot as fuck
>she's not a dumb slut
I want this meme to end.

I do this all the time

>Detective interrogating a suspect
>Are you religious?

>character is late for work
>isn't immediately fired and replaced by a mexican

>phone line breaking up as an important bit of information is being shared

>Couple has sex
>They don't put towels down first
>They don't grab the lube and toys
>They don't use tissues to wipe the cum off after finishing
>They don't then go to the bathroom and brush their teeth / piss before sleep

>couple has sex
>they wear underwear

>couple has sex
>they're under covers

I do this all time

>character is responsible for fucking everything up
>when he helps cleaning his own mess everyone sincerely thanks him and acts like he's the hero

>lube
goyslave dicklet detected

I don't always piss right after
>One time I fell asleep while my gf was riding me
I was just really tired that day

I have a blanket that I lay out because your bedsheets get pretty gross when they get cum on them every day, even washing them frequently

>character sees a movie
>shot from the front with the projector shining beams above them

>he lives in a third world country
Aha

>male character watching TV
>He's not scratching his balls, occasionally pulling out the odd pube to floss his teeth with

>character sees a movie
>someone behind him keeps shushing

>character has friends
>character has a gf
>character has family that likes him enough to speak to him
>character doesn't speak to himself pretending to be a 19th century russian noble courting noble ladies