Tfw to stupid for the BBC

>tfw to stupid for the BBC

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>tfw to smart to make a competent sports broadcast

Idiots television

Midsomer Murders and Foyle's War are good

shITetV

>Being this much of a BBC fanboy

>Touch of Frost
>Cracker
>Sharpe
>Hornblower
>The Prisoner
>Prime Suspect
>The Avengers
>The Sweeney
>Boon
>Spitting Image
>Inspector Morse
>Poirot
>Minder
>The Saint
>Tales of the Unexpected

Don't mind OP he's some kind of retarded faggot

>too dumb and young for itv

BBC>Channel 4>Channel 5>ITV

>Tfw too intelligent to be a lefty retard so watch ITV and read The Sun

Get fucked you uneducated plebian unemployed millenial foreigner enemies of Britain CUNTS

Most of these are pretty old now. ITV still does solid drama, but it's mostly stuff for chavs these days.

>peaked in the 70s
>hasn't been good since the 90s

Your point?

BBC Four >> everything else

You must really like Big Brother

>>to stupid for dr who, the graham norton show, eastenders and pointless

Objective truth. Pretty much the only thing I watch on TV. They could do a documentary on cardboard boxes and it'd be great. They probably have done actually.

>list the worst of their content
>it's still better than almost everything on ITV

Don't really understand this meme ITV makes plenty of good shows.

At least it's not all Amerishit like Channel 4 and 5 anyway

Anyway Sky > BBC > ITV > 4 > 5

Which is smarter
East Enders, Coronation Street or Hollyoaks

BBC Natural History Unit >> BBC Four >> everything else

Not a pom but wasn't the Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes an itv production?

What the fuck happened to the Channel 4 that made The Inbetweeners/Shameless/Skins etc when I was a teen?

I'm not usually one to be nostalgic for past times but their original output seems to have really gone off a cliff.

Whichever one currently has Gemma Atkinson in it.

Yeah I think so. ITV has done great drama over the decades. In reality it's Channel 4 which has gone to shit in recent years.

Nah BBC natural history is all style no substance, it's very competently put together and pretty but so is the painting you never look at in a cafe.

corrie > emmerdale > eastenders > hollyoaks.
you have to be pretty sharp to notice some of the more subtle elements in coronation street

>not liking The Durrells
Mumtier programme but Christ is it comfy viewing

that was stale and old. they needed to diversify to reflect their audience and the country

Good but she's no Lucy Worsley.

Same as the BBC then

>tfw to smart to call it Doctor Who

I haven't watched soaps for years but corrie was always the best, even emmerdale was decent.

>there are people who actually believe that the BBC is some kind of high brow sophisticated content for discerning televisual watchers

The BBC still produces plenty of worthwhile content both on radio and tv, you just aren't looking hard enough.

Right at this moment there's a great documentary about a cult where 3 women were held in captivity for years, one about Francis Bacon and a series about Italian cities which covers things I never knew. There's another one about debunking myths about the Tudors I have yet to see also. No other network so regularly produces great factual content.

you mean bbc 2. most of the time bbc 4 is pop sci and top of the pops 1973, it's only rarely that there's a good art or history documentary on

>top of the pops 1973

They only show music shows on a Friday, so that can't be most of the time. They show more art and history documentaries than BBC2 definitely.

BBC4 shows good foreign films/documentaries sometimes.

also Good Old Days is really weird. it's like a time machine.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

New: Art of France 1/3 on BBC4 tonight at 9pm. At 10pm there's an hour show about Faberge eggs. 11pm - Ceremics: How They Work. At midnight there's an Horizon episode about the space shuttle.

It's a pretty kino channel tbqh.

Corrie > Emmerdale > who cares

Corrie is more enjoyable, but Emmerdale has better episodes.

>tfw to dumb for anything other than Friends

Nor is she cute chubster Janina Ramirez

They stopped showing Friends ages ago, it's mostly the Big Bang Theory now.

>an hour show about Faberge eggs

A jeweler made some eggs 100 years ago. Jesus Christ who fucking cares and how do you make an hour's documentary about it.

>tfw to intelligent to enjoy The Big Bang Theory

looking forward to the art one but the rest sound pretty shit tbqhwy. who the hell cares about some stupid egg

That's BBC Four's remit. If you don't like it, stick to ITV2.

tfw L I T E R A L L Y to stupid for University Challenge

They have become 'The Establishment'.
We need a new crap channel that broadcasts edgy tripe like C4 did in the early days to shake things up.

what is she trying to convey?

That's on Comedy Central

To be fair the internet basically performs that role now

You forgot

>Victoria

BBC4 is like BBC2 used to be 20 years ago.

Just say egg to every question, you're bound to get the correct answer eventually

>implying naked attraction wasn't kino

ITV3 is their best channel as it shows all the classic comedy and the Carry On films.

>BBC2 is now BBC1
>BBC1 is now ITV
>ITV is now Sky
>BBC4 is now BBC2
>BBC3 is now Channel 5

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>god, Paxman is a right twat

I'm only watching for a glimpse of Jenna's feet.

True that, hope we get another series purely for Sup Forums threads

They really dropped the ball when they stopped airing softcore porn every night.

ironic since that's what I would watch before MY balls dropped.

thank you BBC4

You just know.

He's right you know.

Does BBC4 actually go looking for vaguely hot women to host their history shows now? What happened to all the crusty old blokes like Michael Burke?

I'm in love with Alice Roberts. Love her and her shows.

whatever happened to Michio Kaku? He was on constantly for a few years.

Is the UK big enough for any of these channels have local affiliates like US channels do? Or does everyone in the country get the same channels / news?

yeah we get localised versions, but only for different weather reports. Wales and Scotland have their own variants too.

BBC and ITV usually do regional news on their main channels, and sometimes regional specific shows. BBC has regional radio stations, lots of them.

You get regional news bulletins.

>be black
>get complete creative control over a show you act in.
>make love interest a white male
What did she mean by this?

kek

Why do they colour grade all their shows like this now? I keep seeing adverts for different shows but they all look like the same fucking thing. Always yellow and bluey green.

Humans is pretty good.Might be worse than the Swedish original, not sure because I haven't seen it but it's usually the case.

BBC2 > BBC1 > ITV1 > Channel 4/5

I fucking hate Channel 4

Nothing about Lucy Worselys face should work yet it despite everything it does. Speech impediment doesn't hurt either

Every region has its own news bulletin on BBC1 and ITV and also some of the normal schedule is region-specific. Also Wales and Scotland have channels only they get.

That's a woman?

>C4 not last
C4 is just "We love Gays and Blacks: The Channel" now.

>Speech impediment doesn't hurt either

She has that because her tongue is too long to fit in her mouth.

>Apparently my problem is my enormously long tongue – its great length means that it rather lazily won’t take the trouble to curl up and form the letter ‘R’ properly

>tfw my dad probably wanked to this

>Ywn fuck the autism out of a Qt on your university challenge team

>Lucy Worsley will never use her massive tongue to lick your ring clean

Kill me now bros

Jacki Piper had a tight little body with nice hips and buttocks.

Barely. She's a black woman but has no ass or tits.

>tfw too dumb for Only Connect

> TFW dumb enouth to pay for a licence fee to an organisation that covered up Paedophiles to watch terrible British television

> A license fee that costs about the same as a Netflix subscription

Endeavour is fucking sick tbqh

Can't completely abandon ITV because of it

Channel 5 is so bad.Have they ever produced their own dramas or comedies?I don't think so, mostly just seems to be cruel exploitation of the unemployed/gyppos/immigrants these days, that and Big Brother and Australian soaps that are only good for a comfy midday cheeky wank.

Desmond's is still the best comedy centred around black people, and that's over 30 years ago.

I'd fuck her

90s black comedy in general was GOAT. The Real McCoy was so underrated.

Desmond's was like the UK's version of Samford and Sons. comfy as fuck.

fuck off outta here goofy ass brodie

Nobody here actually does that, right?

>get rid of bbc3
>Leave bbc4
I still dont get it
Did they actually think people would just watch all of their low budget tv dinner garbage on iplayer where I have choice?

This really is the level of Channel5 documentaries.

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I thought Samford and Sons was the American version of Steptoe and Son.