What's the best Sam Hyde segments? There's so many I'm having trouble finding the good ones

What's the best Sam Hyde segments? There's so many I'm having trouble finding the good ones.

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literally who?

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Fuck off Sam, no one cares about you since your show got cancelled

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office maggot

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Obligatory post is obligatory

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Cringe
Quit skipping school

this

>i'm lipstick larry with dyke magazine

>so many

kek

Who cares?

that is so fucking hot
>ywn destroy a prime 15 yr old pussy

why even live

I liked this one, even though it isnt really a joke video

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tl;dw

>sam meets some bum
>the bum starts rambling about his dad
>dad was a greek immigrant who was some brilliant mind
>wants to be an architect, but has a hard time getting into it because the WASPy elites of that field dont like some dirty Mediterranean in their midst
>they give him intentionally hard as fuck test, but hes so smart he passes them all anyway
>ends up working for the army building these top secret bases because only he figured out how do make them
>works his way up to the top echelons of american society
>invited to some big wig party one night
>guy hosting the party pulls him aside and tells him they are going to wife swap and that he is going to fuck his wife
>guy immediately leaves with his wife in anger
>finds out later that he lost his job with the army
>guys entire career is ruined because he wouldnt get cucked by the Illuminati

The one where he whines like a baby to Tim thinking he's the one who cancelled his show.
youtube.com/watch?v=jcZmH_Z5o9k

>Sam! Im only going to get your show back if you fuck my wife while I watch!

what did Tim mean by this?

these ones without alt-right pandering

>alt-right

kill yourself

>grown ass man whining
unironically funnier than his actual comedy

neo-nazi then

Never even laughed at one of his skits and I would literally curb stomp a nigger if I could get away with it.

Unfunny pretentious hack.

>ywn protect her smile

Here's a pretty funny one

youtube.com/watch?v=HO21RcSx8Eo

The one where he is afraid of Paperboy The Prince of the Suburbs

go live an alt-life under ground you alt-heterosexual

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my favorite

goobas

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The best ones have all three in them

If you spent as much time looking for a job as you do shilling your youtube videos on Sup Forums maybe in a few months you could afford your own apartment or get off MassHealth. You're making maybe a few dollars a day shilling your videos or begging for patreon money, how long before all your "fans" move on to a younger and more relevant edgy rolemodel. Give up.

Ok, how do you know how much I make?

I'm sure it varies day to day, I can usually get a good estimate over how many threads you start and how many links you spam per thread, more means you are desperate for cash that day, probably to pay off whatever bill is the longest past due. I mean no one outside of Sup Forums has heard of you and the open mic nights you call your "gigs" certainly don't pay the bills.

>thinks he's actually talking to Hyde

I really don't care if you're Sam or not, I know he or his "fans" start these threads and he is lurking, as long as I can call him/you out for the shilling faggots you are I've said my piece and eventually everyone will tell you to go fuck yourselves and get off this board. Who knows what Sam will do then without an easy place to spam his failed show, I guess create a subreddit and brigade for views there.

the took my chocolates one

Unironically the one where he whines about how his show is cancelled and now he needs healthcare.

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AYO

Happened today.

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kino

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