ALCS GAME 1 HYPE THREAD - YANKEES VS ASTROS

Get in faggots

Games on FS1 at 8

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here we go boys

first for buttsex.

First for Meredith

Get fucked

I want to die

>no Indians
Fucking gross

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I'm ready I suppose

We in the ALCS on a rebuilding year

Yankees pretty much already won the WS

Why are these games starting so late? What's wrong with a 5pm start like last Friday or even a 7 pm?

Dubs for another didi hr

dubs for a fat burger falls onto the pitch whilst trying to catch a homerun

No manlets allowed

Manfred catering to real nigga hours.

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>What's wrong with a 5pm start

but it IS a 5pm start, faggot.

>west coast is best coast

Give it to me straight, spee. Lastros don't stand a chance, do they?

is vegas as much of a shithole as it looks

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Never been. It's over 2500 miles/4000 km away. You think all blacks know each other too?

>Duh Jankees

Ortz makes me laugh.

See

fuck the yankees

All right, how do we get Judge's bat to wake up. How will we meme this?

Already taken care of. Holiday is DH

didnt realise this was the semi final desu

This

Why have these games all been on FS1?

To ensure all announcers hate the Yankees

FOX is trying to keep that shit channel alive.

Because the Jews want you to pay for cable

Well lads, I'm about to take a serious nap before the game, hopefully I don't sleep through it!

To torture us with the cringe inducing wannabe inside the NBA shit

Filthy antisemitic shit

ZYPPAH ZYPPAH

JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

ZYPPAH ZYPPAH

to btfo cord cutters

Predict the stats of the key guys tonight:

> Dallas
> Tanaka

> Judge
> Altuve

> Didi
> Correa

> Sanchez
> Springer

>hate the Yankees

Except these FS1 broadcasters were openly cheering for the Red Sox. So it's not like they'll be cheering for the Astros or anything

Isn't Arod a major Correa homer? I remember him picking Correa over Trout and Bryce to start a franchise.

For me its the tangerine train

Those are pumpkins

>Isn't Arod a major Correa homer? I remember him picking Correa over Trout and Bryce to start a franchise.

Yeah, but he's an even bigger Yankees homer

how is he not afraid of falling off of that shit?

what's the beverage of choice tonite, boyos?

Do you guys think Big Hurt and ARod get along outside the studio? I know Thomas is critical of steroids users and was talking major shit about Arod a couple of years back, how he should never be a HOFer.

for me it's wine

Poland Spring

(((you)))

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Is Jack Daniel's any good?

a-rod would've been a HOF player without juice. he just got greedy.

Nomar and Jeet said he was the best when he was in Seattle

Polishing off some truly disgusting rum. It makes me want to puke but I need to drink.

Nah it sucks

I miss when big ass and thicc girls were looked down upon socially. These bitches are so arrogant now.

>t. bent man

I just hate how legit fat women now think that they're "thicc" so it's ok to stay fat and get even fatter. It's disgusting and dangerous for their health. I don't think it's a coincidence that black women are the most obese group on the planet.

t. fat black male hypocrite (6'0", 210 lbs)

*spits*

This. Meredith is a fucking cow. Can't believe every Yankee fan here finds her attractive.

I agree. Its the same here in England. Every chubby chick thinks she got the "curves" to attract guys. Especially us black guys, these fat bitches think we are easy.

The Jamaican lads here are the worst. They singlehandedly boosted fat chicks ego here.

literal queer

>mfw when we got behind the home plate tickets for $11. Good times!

gay confirmed

You must be 18 years or older to post here.

>This is a 10/10 in New York City
pathetic

*blocks your path*

How does Sanchez and Tanaka communicate? Are the translators allowed to come out to the mound?

No it isn't. 10/10s in places like NY, London, Paris, LA are actually 10/10s, like top 0.0001% of women in the world, because that's where all the world's hot women flock to to become models or actresses or whatever.

needs a BLACKED edit

I'd be willing to bet that they both have a very basic command of English but only when it comes to baseball. It's not hard to memorize a few relevant words and phrases.

Tanaka takes all his orders from Saki Hatsumi on twitter.

Yes translators can come out

ready for the beisbol geam

Let's go Yankees!

Time to see a Judge redemption arc!

We're doing this for you Texas Yankees, give us the strength to kick Houston's ass brother.

I'll miss you.

LET'S GO YANKEES!

will tanaka throw a perfect game tonight?

Go doyers, hope the yaks win for another classic WS

Damn that's a tall dude

lol no

Guys, Clemson is losing

>New York, LA, Chicago, Houston

MLB execs must be creaming themselves right now, the 4 biggest cities in the country are the only contenders left.

>cushit
JAP college, no one cares.
t. Penn State alumni

When was the last time in any of the big sports has la and nyc gone against one another in a championship game?

No, but Andy Pettitte will tonight,

Verl/a/nder

whats Jobas ERA?

Houston is a shit baseball town desu.

why does tanaka follow what appears to be a gay guy on twitter? twitter.com/oioi93

*Astros legend Andy Pettitte

Hockey had LA vs NY about 5 or 6 years ago. But other than that I can't remember it happening in my lifetime.

that might be a chick

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top kek

ALEX, ANDY PETTITTE IS A STAUHTING PITCHA. WHAT ARE YA TOLKIN ABOUT?

>Lightning then the thunder

That guys number is saved in his phone as "free sushi"

Doesn't matter, if they reach the WS millions of people in the Houston area will watch. Just look at how the entire Bay Area has suddenly started caring about basketball or Chicago has cared about hockey since 2010.