Do you think there'll be any cool references in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Cursed Child adaptation or the Fantastic Beasts sequels?
Rowling roasts Sup Forums
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>tfw virgin shaming will never be dealt with as a serious problem
>"My books wouldn't have sold half as well if Harry Potter was black."
What did she mean by this?
Maybe she will be reincarnated as someone who writes actual literature.
Ever notice how women always attack any dissenting male's sexuality?
Thats likely a redditor
;__;
Reposting quotes don't cause people to be reincarnated into different people though, that doesn't make much sense
At least I'm not the writer of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
she's arguing with a frog
Don't worry, it stems from normalfag insecurity. They can't stand someone who isn't entirely ordinary, wageslaving, careerist, and conformist like them. It's like a drug addict making fun of someone for not being an addict too - it doesn't add up, but their pathetic existence doesn't allow them to see it.
Wtf, he was using her own logic, and for that he's a neckbeard virgin loser?
Like clockwork.
Based as fuck. The films are legit cinema.
In other words, the roastie response. It never fails.
>be millionaire writer
>get BTFO
>go into ad hom against a loner who spends his time on Sup Forums
lmao
*sighs*
>implying Hariquan Potzulu wouldn't have sold like wildfire to the WIZZERDS N SHEEEIT crowd
Hood rats low-key love fantasy shit.
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FROG, SEE?
Hopefully next time she'll be reincarnated as someone who didn't write one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.
Lefties in general aren't very good at forming actual arguments. Much easier to attack the man rather than the ball.
Here's my theory
Sup Forums: Slytherin
Tumblr: Ravenclaw
Reddit: Hufflepuff
Facebook: Gryffindor
Any objections?
Is how liberals argue.
well in any argument you go for someone's weakness, and for men there's nothing more shameful than not being able to get laid
let's be honest, why would you care about what a NEET virgin has to say
>alt-right cucks constantly using Pepe
I really wish they wouldn't
Reddit is Ravenclaw, Tumblr is Hufflepuff
I gain enough sexual pleasure from fapping, I could care less about sex with some dumb roastie.
>arguing with 90s kids childrens books authors.
>being this triggered
im not lonely ugly english women.
Switch reddit and tumblr and you're golden
you tell 'em champ
Now separate the Houses based on boards
Gryffindor: /fit/
Slytherin: Sup Forums
Hufflepuff: /soc/
Ravenclaw: /lit/
>I could care less about sex with some dumb roastie.
Oh I'm, sure.
Hivemind
Wanna write my next book, user?
it's ok guys
Holy shit when will this dumb bitch just drop dead. Everything she did in the last 10 years is terrible anyway.
Plagiarizing whore
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>even jk rowling, whose books i've read and movies those books are based on watched, virginshames me
tumblr is definitely hufflepuff
Only if I can name it...
Harry Potter and the Dullest franchise
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>All those replies making fun of us
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
just bee urself
>lord of the rings
>shit-tier
I agreed with you up until that. If you made the picture, neck yourself. If you didn't, neck yourself whoever did.
whats the difference between being right wing and alt-right?
Yeah but what is she personally doing to help the virgin problem?
She's part of the reason why we're virgins here, because we were reading Harry Potter instead of pursuing puss
bit condescending to be quite frank pham
wtf, i like harry potter now
Did you literally just arrive here today?
>2017
>still using the word "alt-right"
>a word a jewish executive in hollywood used in an interview and started as an autistic word to defame anyone who wasn't a liberal
Fuck off with that goddamned word.
Well, she was a single mother before writing the books. Guess you can't get rid of your roastie side with money.
hey JK, gimme some ass and I will commie cummie you
Mitt Romney vs Donald Trump
>implying
Tons of qts that love harry potter, not her fault you're not out perusing them
i love celebrities getting baited into shit. too bad you can't argue with really old as shit people like morgan freeman
Everyone I don't like is an alt right Nazi.
>tfw you scroll down and see many of the hipster female liberal tumblr SJWs are calling her out for using "lonely" and "virgin" as an insult
It's not women's fault that you're a virgin
>this untalented hack made bank with a children's book
fucking how does this happen
dumb frogposters BTFO
how will virgins ever recover?
aw, that's nice. thx J.K.
>Moral highgrounding
>triggered Sup Forumscuck
Sorry faggot, I don't like the alt-right because I respect all people regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.
If this offends you fuck off back to Sup Forums or Stormfront
Quentin, I thought you were banned from the internet
LOL fuck off, you pathetic fat retard. It's not a girl's fault you're repulsive.
wtf i hate harry potter now
this guy was a kisless virgin and yet he's one of the most important people of modern philosophy
Wtf i love the dullest franchise now!
yes it is
cant someone have right wing opinions? I dont understand
Jk rowling needs to take my mexican seed inside her for guranteed beautiful master race children
It's nothing new.
"Ur a virgem!!! xD" is a classic stock-response from low-IQ leftists.
It's literally the easiest thing to get a girl to fuck you
Step 1: Ask girl out
Step 2: Take her out and pay for a nice dinner
Step 3: Couple weeks later ask her out again for a nice dinner and get a kiss
Step 4: Take her out again at a fancier restaurant and make out in your car
Step 5: Take her out for a 4 star restaurant and ask her if it would be ok to have intercourse with her, if she says yes then you're in! Or else you will have to marry her and then you can get that sweet pussy
*tips fedora*
>triggered SJW
Judging by your post I'm gonna assume you respect black men who fuck your wife in the ass, cuck.
lol
pro-tip: J. K. Rowling is smarter than you are. You're not going to win.
Can we all agree its unhealthy to be a virgin past the age of 20?
Good to know J.K. Rowling, the writer that gave me solace through her writing, finds me beneath her because I haven't had sex yet.
Can they? Sure. But get that Nazi shit off of a board intended for intelligent film discussion
She's right Sup Forums btfo
>Clifford for President
Alt-right = "Someone I don't like."
has nothing to do with politics or their ideas, just call them it if you disagree with them at all
>I could care less
That means you do care
...
Can we say we're asexual and get tumblr to fight her for being intolerant of our sexual identity?
>Asking for a friend.
>ask her if it would be ok to have intercourse with her
Who the fuck does this? You dont ask for sex you ease into it by setting the mood.
you mean past 15
I can hire a whore off Craigslist and get my dick wet by 5 pm.
If you have 100 to 200 dollars (which any white American should be able to save up over the course of a month), there is literally no excuse for being a virgin.
>kantlet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Those replies that are shaming her for using virgin as an insult
wtf I love SJWs now
the problem is Sup Forums is filled with fat cunts who watch porn all day so their standards are extremely high whilst no one they find attractive would even notice them
>Trying this hard to Sup Forums
define win
her responding to clowns at all is a win in their minds.
>Ask girl out
>She says okay
>Texts me at FOUR FUCKING AM
>"I'm looking forward to seeing you!"
>Monday rolls around
>No replies at all.
>Ignores me entirely.
>Acts as though she fell off the face of the world.
women
Is literally how feminist think they will succeed.
>Is ok guys, women will fuck you if you dont wrong-think, i swear it!.
Is how they manipulate numales millennials.
They always eat their own.
Fucking always.
someone made this picture
thought it was funny
and put it on the internet