ALCS GAME 1 THREAD 2
YANKEES vs ASTROS
JUST
It's all in good fun. Yankees fans embraced the Evil Empire thing a long time ago, we love it and opposing fans love it.
>yaks
FUCK
Based Hicks
phew
Fug
BREGBOMB
Why do people hate Joe Buck
>ASStros
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This is fucking gay. Though the Astros are making contact more than the Yankees, but still don't have a fucking hit.
Is it just me or is Houston's center really deep? feel like I've seen two home run balls caught in deep center.
Why the fuck did we get rid of that hill?
devilish
Oops too early
This is going to end up a bull-pen game, the Gnome and the Samurai are duking it out and they don't seem to be backing down.
GOOD first pitch to McCann
because people hate quality
he's pretty easy to make fun of
>hair plugs
i dont get it
>umps
Why does McCann hold his bat parallel to the ground?
>409 feet
Not really
RIP
>please kill my center fielder
last 2 digits decide how many innings this game goes
Yeah that was pretty douchey desu
Ought to be illegal
Extremely deep and we made it shorter. Used to be something like 415-420. It's now 409 I think.
Imagine trying to catch a fly ball while keeping your eyes on the ball and backing up a hill you can't see.
why would MLB allow this to happen
I am genuinely curious
Why was that even there in the first place?
What purpose did it have?
They used to have that hill in center field
He's made some truly awful calls in crucial moments. Like the "helmet catch" in the Super Bowl, or Boone's ALCS homer, and more I probably don't remember. He has a bad habit of sucking the emotion out of every play, although he's gotten better in the past few years. If Joe Buck was commentating Christ's crucifixion he would manage to make it boring.
It's a hill so you are running back trying to watch the ball and all the sudden there is a hill and you have a sprained ankle.
Reminder that he called the Cubs winning the WS and the greatest comeback in SB history and will be considered GOAT when it's all said and done.
sadism
Pitching like Tanaka-sama
this is now a hill thread
Tradition bro. Teams can fuck with their ballparks as much as they want as long as they stick to some broad parameters. The Cubs had a literal brick wall on their outfield wall with no protection at all for a long time.
To remind everyone why Texas and everyone who calls it home is terrible.
tanaka using the last of his pitching arm's ucl to try to win this game
Did the ball ever hit the flagpole?
What a piece of shit stadium
basically concacaf atm
Why so hateful about Texas?
think how much louder it must be with the roof on though
you got it!
BASED HILL COMING THROUGH!
to me it's an ode to old baseball parks that had all sorts of goofy shit on their field. the original yankee stadium had some of their current monuments in the field of play and a flag pole
Bwauuuaaaahh
You think YOU'RE a bigger fan than ME?
NO HITTER INCOMING
HAHAHAHAAAA LASTROS
Because I live there and hate it.
>the original yankee stadium had some of their current monuments in the field of play and a flag pole
Yeah but at least those were like 450 feet out
TURNING HALLOWEEN I THINK IM TURNING HALLOWEEN I REALLY THINK SO
are you more committed than me?
This. I grew up loving Texas. But Houston drains your love for it once you realize it's becoming a liberal shithole.
>Teams can fuck with their ballparks as much as they want as long as they stick to some broad parameters
I could never image such a thing
t. red sox fan
Fuck you cali scum
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Go back to california
they already fucked up their field by putting a giant wall on it.
When Minute Maid was built (back when it was Enron Field) it was like a lot of the new "fake old" parks and it featured all kinds of shit from other old ballparks. Somewhere back in the Cretaceous period there was a ballpark with a hill in it so they thought they'd be clever and put that there.
WONGA OUT BLUD
How many strikeouts will Judge get?
I want to live in tejas but I appreciate your ideals and culture.
t. Punished Californian betrayed by his state
Lol yeah, stuff like the green monster was exactly what I was thinking of. So much leeway for teams.
He's obviously joking about that you sperg
0-0
>(((kike)))el
>6 strikeouts
This shit is rigged by (((them)))
yes, that was the joke
>liking more than one team in the same league
>having second or even more disgustingly 3rd favorite teams
>wearing apparel of another team
TRIGGERED
>0-0
This is unbelievably disappointing considering how terrific the hitters for both teams are. I don't mind a pitcher's duel, but 0-0 through 4 innings...
What're you drinkin, Sup Forums?
HA. I'm from Houston and I moved to Dallas 2 years ago. Trust me, Houston has a couple more years ago before that happens. Dallas attracts transplants like flies to shit. And it's not even the cool transplants. Theyre all from either Coastal cities or bumfuck midwest.
>there are """people""" who hate pitchers duels posting right now
Nah that's ok. I hate the california scum that ruin their states and come here to ruin our state which is most of them really. Stay in the liberal hellhole you created.
I am a doyer fan and I like the royals. They are cool.
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Fucking manlet
Sup Forumsstros!
half a pint of Mount Gay rum
half a pint of bacardi rum
2 cans of heineken
Had a handle of mount gay this morning
And hopefully another half pint of bacardi is yet to come, we'll see if I can stay conscious I have a problem
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hes going for the sombrero tonight
his pompous tone
M
V
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altuve is pretty good
Bout to pour a vodka + tonic and get slizzed alone like always
Based midget
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MVP
>people still think Altuve isn't the MVP
>That's why he's MVP to me
JUDGE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Fucking Manlet
>I created this
I'm gonna move outside austin to spite you. I hate this hellhole. And I'm gonna get a shitload of guns.
fuck you, this shit's stressful
I'm just drinking water.
MANLET POWER
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