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Baby, listen

who /readyforwar/ here?

For big, strong men

...

If I said somebody could deduct who I'm actually are. I just couldn't find a job after graduation and a minimum wage elsewhere is 5 times what it is here, plus I have more career choices there seeing I know the language. I'm starting to understand why all the fags say "Lithuania is le shit xDDDD"
Don't get me wrong I love the land and my family however money won the debate with patriotism

wow this looks gay, just like you

>normalfags are leaving

I wish I could, but it's just too hard. Most of us wish we could die in our sleep, but until then if you're too pussy to do it better make the most you can out of your life

I'm too drunk now and making reddit tier posts so I'll just check out now

Shame on you, baby, selling out like that

What kind of job you were looking for? btw nobody gives shitload of money to the newfags in the job market

I don't look gay

when did he dress up like this?


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>I sure hate those niggers who want to move to europe to get higher wages
>*moves to western europe*

a lot of gays don't look gays, but they are gay nonetheless

give me one (1) good reason why I should stay here

Eastern Europeans are niggers of Europe.

It's too obscure, really
I don't mind even getting 500

>generalizing
never post here ever again

I am not quite sure, but it was for event in China I am quite certain. Sometimes they just decide to put these great men in silly costumes, it is sad, but also hilarious.

But you said it looked gay, like me, thus implying I look gay, which I don't.

One day it can be you in the picture, but only if you stay.

nigger lover

thxn, I'd rather be this guy

-You prefer the food in Lithuania to wherever you might go
-Wherever you end up going probably doesn't want more immigrants
-You probably won't know anyone where you go and making new friends and acquaintances won't be easy
-Your country needs you
-A Lithuanian's natural habitat is in a hrushchyovka and there probably aren't any where you're headed
-Women don't find Lithuanian accents sexy and you'll probably die alone

500 is not much at all

Looks like a 2/10. Would not bang.

>this whole post

Lmao this general is even worse than I remembered

I don't really know if you don't look gay, maybe you do, you can't decide that on your own opinion

and yet it's above minimum wage in Lithuania

most of these are right, that's why I hope to increase my qualifications and go back here in a year or maybe after a masters course
I'm contradicting myself now, btw, probably because I'm drunk xDDDDD

>I am le self hater and le convince me to love my country and stay in in
kys

kys is the shittiest meme of 2016, literally tumblr tier

Don't be so negative.

I posted pic of myself last night here it is, and lithuanian beautiful woman said my face was very attractive.

Future prediction when the guy from Norway gets left by the Lithuanian slut he will post anti lithuanian posts

didn't kys start on youtube though? Bunch of kids started spamming because their epic ecelebs told them to?

If you are failure if your own country, you will be failure in another and also you will always be seen as a foreigner

>smoking girl
Hot

THIS
He's probably a butthurt pole who can't speak Lithuanian

*in
well then you should be a normalfag

>smoking girl
>Hot
No I don't smoke and I am not a girl baka

Only ironically. She is not lithuania and lithuania is not her.

I'm too autism.

*takes away and trashes this loser's eraser*
Proof?

>*takes away and trashes this loser's eraser*
... :(
>Proof?
Once, again why would I lie

so you are failed normie

I guess.

>being a salty virgin

no I'm sugary virgin(I eat a lot of candies)

fatty

losers BTFO
Because I can feel it

Nope my metabolism is quick as a gepard on steroids

that would be a sweety virgin

hot
:(
No you can't

Heigh, weight and lifts please

Yes
I can

I don't lift

good gif
>yes
...
>I can
nope

So you are skinnyfat?

Hot
Bad*
Yes

I'm not skinny-fat, I can see my six pack

Yes
No...
No...

dumbass

Fuck niggerball

What am I supposed to believe about someone who eats sweets all day?

Then you are not eating a lot at all. Do you live on only sweets? Just because it is sugar doesn't mean it makes you fat.

Inshallah

Going to the gym wouldn't do anything if he eating candy all day.

obviously not btw you don't need to explain this to me, I know this myself that is common sense

Lucky. I love candy, I wish I could eat it every day.

Of course it would. Doesn't mean it would be ideal.

ok

>wake up
>still have no black queen to love

why is life cruel lads?

What's the general opinion of Russia in the baltics??

best country in the world

>wake up
>still have no black shemale queen-king to love and change roles once in a while

w-what?

it would t.bh, but the results wouldn't be nearly as good as having a good diet and exercising
kek just change your regular food to candies :D

you heard me right kiddo

>500 calories of exercise is going to make a difference when you're eating things that contain 400 calories in a single serving

that's just nasty

>kek just change your regular food to candies :D
I'd just turn fat again.

>wake up
>grab a brush
>put a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>...

Depends how much you eat. The most important part is that there is no protein in it so you won't build muscles well at all.

the muscles would still grow, and you could just eat a bit less candies

>muscles will grow eating things that contain 0g of protein

what about chocolate and chocolate bars?
they have protein

>MUH GAINZ
nigger tier discussion

huh?

ogg bogga look how much can I lift

t. angry twink

its delicious and you know it.

IN MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
I CRYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEE

t. skinnyfat twink

>I can lift more metal bars than you!
>t. monkey

Yeah, you should all be like lithweeb who's ripped as fuck just from shitposting and benchpresses bears to pass time.

Not more metal bars, heavier metal bars

>t. skinnyfat twat

Thread theme song
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notice how all monkeys instantly jump to you call you names and stuff
the gym fries the brains

I am not a monkey. Monkeys have long arms, I have short arms.

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I remember thinking the same way when I was a teenager too. I had to somehow justify to myself why I was superior, despite being grossly out of shape and chubby.

>everyone who is not in a gym IS FAT
dude just eat less lmao

*goes out to buy candies*