LIVERPOOL vs UNITED

Super Bowl 50: 112m viewers. Liverpool vs Man Utd: 700m viewers.

E I E I EI O

MAN UNITED HERE WE GO!

Ohhhhhhhh

HOLY FUCK YUM

this honestly isn't even that big of a match any more

first for Liverpool's win

caca

who /ABUAL/?

>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERRARD WIN THE LEAGUE
So loud, followed by the immediate hush for >AVE YOU FOOK

Did they know it was coming and turn their microphone down? comfy job desu

YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS

>de gay

K L O P P O

Will we ever see the halycon days of the David Unsworth era ever again? Feel bad for PL fans today.

who Sup Forums here?

Come on Liverpoo, fight for

>Reminder Sup Forums didn't rate Salah

Been too busy shitposting to pay attention to the match.

What have I missed?

Poorinhou already choking all the fun out of the game

that turn

He is ded

>le pacey no end product man

need to go pick up keys for work
will be listening to the radio in the car and shitposting in my head

in b4 coutinho wondergoal

Nothing

It's also likely the easiest starting fixtures a team has ever had in the PL era

moreno looks a lot like that mexican boxer, doesn't he?

>did they know it was coming

No football tv producers have never ever heard a football chant before

>didn't
we still don't

You mean De gay save

>no end product
>4 goals 2 assists in 6 games

kek

>Mourinho won't park the bus this time

Missing Mata's composure.

I do though, despite my Islamophobia.

why does klopp rate Gomez?

SLIPPY SALAH

No Fellaini no points

wtf was that gomez

epic you retarded wog

of course they knew it was coming but who decided to turn it down right then, when many other chants with swearing feaeture almost every game

Good post

...

Nothing, yet.
slips on these digits

How can any educated adult unironically be interested in sport?

Same shit, different year

Need to score first before parking.

>2 united fans on commentary

Every time

Fuck off cletus

In terms of defenders taking penalties, no, never again.

How much have Liverpool paid this cunt.

go ask some educated adult instead of sp

>Rashford
>He didnt get a fresh fade 20 minutes before the game

amazing

whoaa heeeeeeeey HEAVY METAL fusball is GREAT hahahahaha

PASS INTERFERENCE

escapism

Last two digits man utd score

About £96

>2 united fans
>neither of them are indian

This is statistically unlikely to be honest

imm noit educaited n be intestrt in spurrt soo therr

>this amount of refball
utterly disgusting

Not that much clearly

Is it too early for beer, fellow Ameri(cans)?

>spend millions on a full dabbing team
>Can't dab because 11 men behind the ball

Why are man u getting fucked ?

>Not a FK

kek, United are so shit.

wake up ref u wot

wot was that mate its a foooooul its a foooooooul

what the fuck is this bullshit they are playing like league one teams

what is it about liverpool that makes it so unlikeable?

Absolute thunder bolt from Firmino

>mou will not put 10 men behind the ba-

why does salah look like such a dirty muzzie terrorist who sniffs his own shit

The fact that I like them, for one.

Bright start from Liverpool and maybe Mou wanted to turtle

Based Salah

Germans have a beer for breakfast, no reason you can't especially since KLOPP is on your screen.

Pogba needs to come back, we have absolutely nothing in the middle without him. Just hope we can hold strong without him

Coutinho in Valencia’s back pocket

Got money on a red card so hope this ref balling continues to ramp up the tensions

because it's the first 20 minutes against liverpool. They will die off after the 25th minute

did salah slip ?

How is Ashley Young not retired yet jesus christ go get more bird shit in your mouth mate

I rate salah

>Mourinho won't park the bus in another big game

did you say this, user?

Whenever you hear the church bell ring, it's a sign from God that you can officially start drinking beer.

have you never watched a mourinho match?

Based Salah is based

i miss the alexei smertin era lads

>Germans have a beer for breakfast,
kein bier vor vier, du alki

My former employers used to sell Spice as a side business back when it was considered a standard legal high. The owner was elected to public office at the time.

Salah is fuckin up for it

why didn't salah go to a big club?

FERGIE'S RIGHT YOUR FANS ARE SHITE

>Man U face their first non relegation candidate team this season
>are getting hammered

Is Salah really the egyptian messi?

>SALAD

FERGIE'S RIGHT
YOUR FANS ARE SHITE

now this is football

here bros

cringe

>Salah
ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!

>wake up
>wanna make some scrambled eggs for breakfast
>find out my microwave is broken

fml lads, morning ruined

SALAH FFS

Screencap this. Salah is going to score a brace

My digits confirm