Well, actually my theory is, I think the Atlantis people were just humanoids with gills... *exhales loudly* Evolutionary survival mechanisms, you read about that, right? Like when you get kicked in the face, it triggers your fight or flee response, like BOOM you just punch that motherfucker back. *explosion noise* We're animals, primal predatory instinct. That's amazing. Who knows? Yeah. A billion years from now, future Alien species will maybe wonder about us, like we wonder about Dinosaurs or these Ancient Civilizations. Who were these primitive monkeys who built towers of concrete? It's perplexing. You know I always think about, like, since we're evolved from monkeys, how come we don't have tails? Nature, man... Scary. Wouldn't it be crazy if... I mean. It's so absurd when you think about it. *laughs like a maniac* *lowers voice tone* You ever go moose-hunting? Man, I'm telling you, these things are FAST!
Well, actually my theory is, I think the Atlantis people were just humanoids with gills...
>It's a Joe brings up his idea to hold MMA matches on a basketball court episode
>that's every episode
>it's a Joe ask his nobel prize-winning nuclear physicist guest if he's seen the fight on HBO last night then rants to him about MMA regulations for the next half hour episode
>The Economist
THE EIGHTIES WAS CRAZY JOE ROGAN, YOU KNOW ME DOG I WOULD WALK DOWN FIFTH AVENUE EVERY DAY AND BUY AN 8BALL OF COKE FROM THOSE CRAZY COLOMBIANS THEN DO A SET AT THE CAHMEDY STOH JOE ROGAN. AFTER THE SHOW I GO TO THE STRIP CLUB STICKIN CRACK ROCKS INTO BITCHES ASSHOLES JOE ROGAN, SHOOTING GRENADE LAUNCHERS IN THE WOODS IN CUBA JOE ROGAN, SMUGGLING GUNS OUTTA THE COUNTRY WITH CRACK ROCKS TAPED TO MY NUTS JOE ROGAN. SHIT WAS CRAZY, COCKSUCKA.
so is Joe Rogan a harmless moron who is fundamentally a nice person, or is he a weird """redpilled""" brainwashing retard like Stefan Molyneux?
Little bit of both, mostly the former
anyone who still listens, what does he say about Trump?
does rogan reference The Economist a lot or something. i dont listen to the podcast
my friend showed me this guy on youtube and i didn't think he was very funny, but then i saw him live as part of a lineup with a bunch of other comedians and he was actually hilarious. think it's a setting thing or something.
does anyone besides Rogan think Joey Diaz is funny
I like Diaz, not necessarily because his regular jokes are hilarious but because he'll get super angry at random shit and just explode on Joe
nah he probably just showed you a dull video with him, Uncle Joey doesn't give a fuck you momo he just puts shit out there. Him in "stand-up" mode is fucking tremendous dawg.
>plebs on Sup Forums unironically like Joey Diaz
Joe's "regulars" are terrible. Duncan Trusell, any MMA guy etc.
He likes Trump
oh shit, I thought that was Carl Pilkington.
Yes, he's hilarious.
I like Joey Diaz's stories about being a big fat cokehead in the 80s but everything else he does is boring
the henry rollins episode was so fucking comfy
Papa Het episode was solid too
Joe needs to get Mustaine on the show
...
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
because of you I finally gave rogan podcasts a listen last night
>more than 8 hours of joe rogan podcasts later
I dont get it. I really like it. He really knows his shit about boxing.
anyways thanks for converting me.
except joe would never do that. The joke is that you greentext something he would actually do. He knows that type of guest wouldn't care. Instead, he would try to fit what they're talking about into something his monkey brain can understand.
>wow...yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. It's like this acid trip I once took, it took me to another dimension and I was talking to this monkey who was half way through typing out the entire works of shakespeare...*meathead giggle* but he's still a monkey so he started picking his asshole and flipping his shit at me.
me. I like the entire thing. these fucking threads got me interested and now its all I've been into for almost 2 days.
GET IN THE VAN
woah. that thing will fuck you up son
Is it just me or is he really starting to crank out podcasts like crazy? Didn't he used to put out an episode per week? It's almost every 2 days now
sometimes he pumps out a shitload, sometimes he goes weeks without anything.
>looks at Jamie.
>it's a brian callen podcast
his standup? not really. joey is funny on podcasts
Hes inspirational actually
youtube.com
His national anthem rants are incredible patriotism
youtube.com
*looks at Jamie nervously
People keep saying that Jordan Peterson was the best guest when it was actually Hunter Maats
youtube.com
Any other podcasts that are on this caliber?
Is it true that Eddie's a flat earth believer now?
Ywn watch a Rogan/Hunter Thompson podecast
And they say weed don't do damage.
>Sam Harris getting so buttblasted he sends Rogan a text "correcting" Maats' claims about him
Worth it just for that lmao
Thats the best part, seeing Joe Rogan who is so mindblown by Sam (atheist cult leader) Harris scramble to defend him lol. Thats the most triggered ive ever seen him
>jaime pull up that video
No he doesn't, he's basically an old school liberal, just doesn't like political correctness
I liked his stories from "This is Not Happening"
Americans should just use their own political terminology instead of misusing ours. They also need about 3 parties more.
This, I wish we had more classical liberalism
Why the fuck isn't there a podcast board? Not dogging in the thread here, just legitimately curious. There's so many you think it'd be a decent board and Sup Forums is too busy arguing over who hates music the most
Sup Forums is going broke and wont be around long enough for it to be added
Tell me about it
Worst part is fucking Americans coming to UK political forums, and calling lefties 'liberals' using their own retarded definitions
Into plurality of opinion, fucking Americans
UK has political forums? Name?
I just like how Europe has much more nuanced politics than America. Theres right wing left wing center left, center right, far right and left and they all get to run for office. In america youre lumped in as a righty with racists and lunatics that think Hitler was the second coming and on the left you get lumped in with trannies and hippies because you arent paranoid about mexicans. Then again European countries are all very small and dont have the spectre of slavery.
>implying hiro knows what a podcast is
Thoughts? m.youtube.com
WHY IS HE SO PINK
Molyneux is a god.
I listen and watch his podcast religiously. He has the greatest stories in the world. Not only that comics from Dice to Stanhope know that Joey is one the funniest people in the world. He's been a regular at the Comedy Store for 20 years show some respect COCKSUCKA
MOMMY
I cannot wait until Rogan Kills himself likeall these DMT faggots do.
>Classical liberalism
Cassical liberalism is degenerate. It was started by a mob of peasants in France killing everyone with more money than them.
The day of the guillotine is coming Sup Forumsfag
Only Jews and freemasons like the Revolution.
>I just like how Europe has much more nuanced politics than America.
I only pay attention to the mainstream of American politics: The post. There are plenty of divisions, even within the parties, you dumb faggot.
No there isn't, not when most people in America think in terms of Red or Blue. You can have all the divisions you want but when it comes down to it we get 2 choices for every political race and that's it.
SOON
are the people ready?
You act like the rifts in the party don't affect things on the larger level. We just saw a populist movement change the Republican dynamic. I'd take the system we have over the clusterfuck that is European politics.
>I just like how Europe has much more nuanced politics than America
Norwegian here, can confirm this is profoundly delusional
Then why did NSDAP try and spectacularly fail at a putsch in Munich? Not exactly a revolution, admittedly, but not exactly far off.
I saw a bunch of uneducated morons vote an egotistical, power hungry businessman into the most powerful office in the world.
This doesnt negate the need for more parties in the political process, it doesnt matter that the divisions affect the party as a whole if not everyone in the party believes in those principles and changes it back asap
SO you're just a bitter faggot from reddit. Got it.
More parties won't stop the status quo. European poliics are pretty stagnant, despite the greater number of parties.
two fucking idiots
"Scientology is strange huh?" for two hours basically
Best part out of the entire thing.
>faggot callen brings up economist as reputable
>edgy brah doesn't know much, is skeptical, says he'd bet they were owned by the rothchilds or somebody
>arguments ensue
>jamie brings up the fact that they are actually owned by the rothchilds
>they immediately move on while faggot callen tries to downplay it
>more than 8 hours of joe rogan podcasts later
So you watched two episodes?
You faggot myna bird fanboys are the fucking worst