/BUNDESLIGA/ - Official Matchday Thread

>YESTERDAY
Stuttgart - Köln 2:1 (1:0)

>TODAY (14.10)
>15:30 CET
Bayern - Freiburg
Hoffenheim - Augsburg
Hertha - Schalke
Mainz - HSV
Hannover - Frankfurt

>18:30 CET
Dortmund - Leipzig

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>Auf geht's Männer!

youtube.com/watch?v=EIU8XZT_DEs

The only Paulaner I drink is Paulaner Spezi.

On my way back from dog Netto today, a magpie threw a chestnut in its green wrapping only a few meters from me and it then sat looking at me only a short distance away.
I proceeded to step on the chestnut so it cracked/splattered a bit. Not too much of course.
The bird started eating as soon as I walked away.

yes i dont post alot these days

yes i like to help animals aswell

Who /Konferenz/ here?

Why do they call it Simulcast now? It's far inferior.

>birbmark

>HIV

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>HIV
>that mumbling announcer in the Konferenz

Same old HIV.

:D

>start well
>CL HERE WE COME
>lose
>NOT RELEGATION AGAIN REF HELP US

Never change HIV.

Is Martinez in DM the GOAT of lineups for Buyan?

I Jupp the real GRANATE?

>da paders running wild

>le robben is a has been meme
Literally the only person on the Bayern team that always makes something happen

MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL MÜLEL

JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP

nope

>old logo
Horrible thread.

Fucking Müller he is so fucking sghit
Now he lucks one goal and won't be benched for another 3 yeears

>Carlo gone
>Müllel scores

EXPOSED

fucking Freecastle choking

>that escalated quickly
ugh

IT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING MÜLLER IT WAS A FUCKING OWNGOAL YOU BLIND FUCKS

ALL THESE GOALS

>commentator having a stroke because HIV scored for a change

lel

I literally cringed when he said that.

Thank God John isn't in hertha anymore. I would had never seen the end of this.

>Ugh poster is here

bayern looking like they are literally 2013 again

Yeah, he already did when Mainz scored.
I hope it will be 10:9 in the end or something.

>Jupp making Müller great again

YEAHAHAHAHAHA ALWAYS HAMBURG

Are you actually implying Müller didn't force the own goal?

Did a nigger get shot again?

Alaba did. Müller did literally nothing butz run where any man in that position would run to. Fuck off.

based tanned Helmut Haller

Did Wolf-Christoph just burp into the mic?

It's just the same good old #RESPECT

ahahahahaha

So they look like Dortmund again?

*burp*
I'M PICKLE WOLF XDDDDDDDDDDD

Wait? Did Cucklin actually kneel for American niggers?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
FUCK OFF WITH THAT AMI CRAP

Jesus Christ, why... That shit has no relevance here...

Are they trying to be hip and trendy again?

kek
why did they kneel?

Of course it's a team from Berlin...

no

Holy shit. And of COURSE it is Berlin, european central of cultural marxism. Just nuke the entire north of Germany.

Why are they forcing this
I bet the social media or marketing people thought that this would do great with Berlin fans, but they couldn't care less about the USA

No, just for general protest against AfD (our right-wing party)

There was no national anthem played tho, so it seemed a bit ridiculous.

Basically, yes.

twitter.com/HerthaBSC/status/919194411954769926

>Berlin
>north

kek, Coman is so fucking useless. 15 min pased and he literally didn't do anything yet

It has nothing to do with the US niggers, just for "general tolerance and openness in Berlin"

Basically a protest vs AfD

I hope these fuckers get relegated.

nuke Berlin

I live close to the Austrian borders. Everything above Bavaria is North, saupreißen :^)

I like how they get criticized in the comment section for this, there is hope for Berlin yet I guess

>above

#respect

You should've seen Mikhit'Aryan v Liverpool

you can't choke a 2-0 lead if you never score a second goal

Coman is one of those shit players who know they are shit but are content stealing a living as bench warmers at good clubs.

The type that every chance they get talk about how they want to stay because they know their comfy life could be over at any moment.

god tier filename

*kneels in german*

SAHNE

Hangover is literally running on pure meme magic by now, how do they keep doing it?

We already did it before it was cool

>Sky sound
erry tiem

I am a hardcore munich fan living in Austin, TX. Watching in my favourite soccer pub this lovely morning! Enjoying a vegan crepe and gluten free coffee, smoking a cloves cigarette with my gender fluid partner, and xer boyfriend. Hope We can keep this result!

what a cuck

Buyern should be aiming to win higher than 1-0 2bh

Bayern would finish 5th in the La Liga at best.

he only did it to get more instagram followers

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN COMAN

Considering how badly they do against Spanish teams, I'd expect them to get relegated

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP

>the state of bundeslel

they only played like shit against Real Madrid and Barcelona
last matches against Atletico:
1:0
0:1
2:1
0:1

look who's talking

what the hell man
and of course this happens in Berlin

JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPP JUPPJUPP JUPP

Fuck football.
>Be absolute shit player, maybe only Müller worse on the pitch
>Ball deflected from a shot by Robben, an actual good player
>Jumps right towards your head, from this point on all that happened is sheer luck
>barely any skill needed to score the goal from this position
>score goal
>after the game be viewed as if you made a good performance because if someone scores once they can literally stand afk the whole game and still won't be critisized
This is how Müller made a carrier btw

Who /halftimeshitincoming/ here?

we don't do that shit

>le roid rage Jap

maybe me

das wayciss

>This is how Müller made a carrier btw

For me, it's SC Freebird.

>kneels on your path

Guys, Crystal Palace actually scored a goal

>Loddar on mute for a whole minute
>"Danke Lothar"

kek

thanks slowpoke

>cric is making fun of us again
;-;

hello

who /still in pyjamas/ here?