Spurs vs Bournemouth

'Arry hatty incoming

Kane looks nice

lads

Kane looks like Gillian Anderson

>Away at Spurs, lads. Let's put 11 man in our own box

This is what this season will be like

parking le boos

>Every team that's not top 5 will try and get a 0-0 draw at wembley this season

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Son looks like a mail order bride, Kane just looks like a slag.

Very Spursy, could easily be 0-1

Lloris is the messiah

Lloris always has an absolute howler a season

>Dele is demanding £160k a week

Kane doesn't even get that.

why can't we wembley?

We're going to score late into the game, like we normally do.

We play so fucking slow at wembley

let alone the fact all small teams just place an army of tanks against us.

FFS I just watched Man U v Liverpool, am I going to have to endure another 0-0?

Israel, what's your beef with us? I don't want the government mandated response, as a citizen of the country do you guys see us as a bunch of desert roaming nomads hell bent on taking over your nation?

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>Some cunt in Indonesia can watch this game in HD on TV for free yet I can't watch my team play because of the 3pm watershed

Ah yes punish me because I had to move the other side of the country and can't afford to travel to London, buy a ticket, buy accommodation and get back home in time for work, FA. Fuck you

Gonna be optimistic and say Poch will have a word at half time and up the tempo in the second half.

My bad my man, not even gonna set foot inside the shithole that is Sup Forums, hope Kane scores a hat trick he's my fantasy captain.

Hizballah wanting to destroy us?

And I don't think so, the fact Lebanon has lots of christians makes it seem like you're a bit more civilized than the rest.

>It's another 'Spurs dominate the game but don't do anything with it' episode.

Looks like Ryan Conner, top tier pornstar in the early 00s. She looks awful these days, tho.

passing sideways =/= dominating

If anything, they've dominated Spurs because they've reduced them to simply passing sideways

>le Spurs and Liverpool problem

why can't either manage to play faster and create better chances this season, lads?

they look like two characters from a sitcom

The joke is they play for Spuhs

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THE GREAT DANE

ERIK SEN SEN SEN!!!!!!!!!!

stream?

I don't think it's being shown on tv so no one knows

Lack of creativity. Spurs only have Eriksen and play with 4 centrebacks. Liverpool are just poor.

Sell Alli to Madrid for £150m and Kovacic while his value his stupid

These Nazi linemen.

Would they actually want him for that?

wtf

Holy shit it's Harry Kane!

it feels like 1-1 all over it :(

Da boy Sissoko coming on

I FUCKING HATE WEMBLEY

Fuck this shit souless stadium fuck

what just happened? watching a different match. it said it was 1-1 then went back to 1-0

wow Sissoko did some good link up play.

Sky Sports app just had this at 1-1 and now it's 1-0 again. But there was no correction.

sky fucked with the result, it went out.

Fucking Sky I swear

>captain Kane in fantasy
>he does fuck all
>every time

I'm going to fuck your season up Tottenshit fans

Smh, exposed as having no good stream.

gimme gimme good stream

I was referring to myself being exposed. I had a decent one then it died. So I'm watching chelsea :(.

>4 on 1
>still can't finish

Pretty poor game desu, but 3 points is 3 points.

this will be a thing for the rest of the season

>Sissoko actually playing really well

everbody's fantasy team btfo

>lelski

Haha